Solid Mantis's definitions

Warden's daughter

A princess with a face only a mother could love, and a mouth that inspires nothing but resentment in and between others.

If you weren't the warden's daughter, boys wouldn't be going to the yard for no reason. Have you delivered one of your special executions lately Percy?

by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021

Idiot brother

Someone to blame when things backfire in someone else's life. There is actually no idiot brother, just like there is no boogeyman.

Girl- Its not my fault people reject me, it's my idiot brother.

by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020

Politics

Politics is boring no matter what party is in power.

Democrat, Republican, New Guy/Girl party doesn't matter, politics is the same bullshit in a different form no matter what party is in power.

by Solid Mantis February 4, 2020

Draconian measures

Another way of saying reptilians are measuring people's patience and tolerance for their bullshit social experiment.

The Draconian measures were in effect.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021

Home

Home isn't a base unless some is talking about baseball.

When somebody goes home, they're not setting up a base. Bases are everywhere, home is just one place.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021

Sign stealing scandal

A bunch of drama created to get people talking about and paying attention to baseball again, to get better TV ratings.

If TV ratings were good, nobody would hear anything about a sign stealing scandal.

by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020

Embarrassment

You have to wonder whether it's more of an embarrassment for Trump or Biden (or both) that Trump hasn't given up on himself, if any of it matters enough to wonder about it.

Biden says it's an embarrassment (for Trump and America is implied) that Trump hasn't quit the race but puts his face down as he's saying it. How can anybody respect either one of them?

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020