Definitions by Solid Mantis
Fake jerk
The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.
Fake jerk by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
Fishface
The face a girl who pretends to be your friend makes before they find the spot in your ribs they're gonna put their knife (or hook).
She had the option of putting a knife or a hook between his ribs, and by the fishface she made beforehand, he thought she was gonna stick a hook in him.
Fishface by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
Unique
A word that people who are too much of a pussy to call an awesome an awesome to use to describe an awesome (even though asshole is simpler language).
The guy had known he was an asshole for a lifetime already, but the girl wanted to try and either go over his head or around the bush about what she really wanted to say to him, that way he could always stay either the rude one or the polite one,and she could keep a little control over someone else, since it made her feel like she had control of herself (which felt powerful rather than weak), so she called him unique.
Unique by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
Mama's girl
She was the most dangerous kind of mama's girl, the kind that would cut you, kill you, or even dress up as the superhero on the good guy's side, then kill you, all to prove she was not a mama's girl.
Mama's girl by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
Poodle in a skirt
Guy 1- The girl says she's a pit bull in a skirt, but she kind of looks like a poodle to me.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.
Poodle in a skirt by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
Reject
One difference between someone who ignores you and someone who's rejects you is the person who rejects you was paying attention to you, and was taking everything seriously.
The girl thought the guy didn't take her seriously like most of the people with sense didn't, but the guy was really the kind of guy who took everything seriously, and knew he didn't trust her, so he decided to reject her.
Reject by Solid Mantis June 22, 2019
Pest girl
Guy- The pest girl is gonna be at dinner, she might try and eat my food.
Guy's friend- Well, bring bug spray pal! If she can still breathe after you spray that shit on her, she will at least try and eat some other dude's dinner. Most people ignore her until she goes and eats some other dude's dinner. She does that with about five guys on a regular basis.
Guy's friend- Well, bring bug spray pal! If she can still breathe after you spray that shit on her, she will at least try and eat some other dude's dinner. Most people ignore her until she goes and eats some other dude's dinner. She does that with about five guys on a regular basis.
Pest girl by Solid Mantis June 22, 2019