Definitions by Solid Mantis

Feminist goggles 

The glasses a feminists view a male through. The less effeminate and like a female the guy is, the more the feminist goggles distort reality.

When a girl tells a guy fuck you and its meant as an insult, more guys than not would hear the insult it was meant to be. The double standard is in the way guys don't get to say fuck you to each other without something happening, and females know how to get by without anything happening (unless its to the guy such as jail time or other similar consequences).

Girl-Fuck you!
What a guy is really like- Fuck you too ya mouthy fuckin cunt!

Guy through feminist goggles-Oh fuck she said fuck you, now I'm gonna have to fight a hard on. Whether I'm attracted to a girl in a romantic way or not, I know that because she's a girl and she said fuck you I'm gonna end up getting a hard on. All guys are like me (except guys that think like females). I hear things exactly as I want them to be, and if its a female, since I want to fuck her whether I've thought about whether I'd really want to fuck the girl (or marry the girl) or not, I want to hear her talk to me about fucking.

Feminist goggles by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019

Double standard 

A standard that is higher for one sex than another is a double standard. Feminism is full of double standards.

It's a double standard to think that a female who can't feed her kid because her tits got cut off by a machete is more devastating to the planet than five hundred males who got their genitals mutilated before they were beheaded. A way of thinking that one sex is more necessary to the future of the human race somehow, or that one sex should be treated as more righteous than the other.

Double standard by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019

Half boyfriend 

Half a boyfriend, a boyfriend that got cut in half.

Girl- That's my half boyfriend, he's been like this for 2 months now.
Guy- It fuckin stinks in here, which half of him is your half boyfriend? The top or the bottom?
Girl- I don't know, I just know I didn't do this to him.
Guy- Nobody said you did.

Girl- Yea, that's right nobody said I did.

Half boyfriend by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019

Trusting

Spending time with somebody to see whether you can trust them is not the same as trusting them.

The girl told people that her and the guy had trusted each other in the past, which was bullshit. They had spent time together, but the guy never started trusting her. Many people spend time around people they don't trust all the time.

Trusting by Solid Mantis July 6, 2019

Innocent 

There's no such thing as an innocent adult, even though the media often uses the term innocent civilians, or innocent lives.

Every adult has done something wrong at least once in their life, even those who died in a shooting or a plane crash. Stolen candy, told a lie, killed a bug that didn't really have to die, something. They were not entirely innocent before they got shot, or before they got on the plane that crashed. Thanks to the media, people often mistake people who did something considered a heroic act saints or heroes, like the person had never done anything cowardly or devious a few times in life, or even most of their lives other than the one heroic act.

Innocent by Solid Mantis July 6, 2019

Regret 

There's a difference between the kind of regret where you regret something you said or did, and the kind of regret you have from meeting someone. You are in control of what you say and do, you do not control who you meet.

The guy didn't regret a single thing he ever said or did to anybody, since most of it he did on purpose. If he had the chance to do life over again, he would do it the exact same way he had done it. But he did regret some of the folks he met along the way. He knew which faces he'd never miss seeing once he didn't see them anymore.

Regret by Solid Mantis July 5, 2019

Feminist 

Someone who believes a male's way of thinking can be one-sided, but a female's never can. Someone who believes females are more necessary to the future of the human race than males, and that they always were more necessary.

The feminist preaches about equality and freedom when she thinks males have slighted her in any way, but thinks its okay for males to get locked up for nothing.

Feminist by Solid Mantis July 5, 2019