Solid Mantis's definitions

Mama's girl

A female who's mother always put her first.

You're a mama's girl. You know how many guys would like to have had a chance to be a mama's boy or someone that their mother didn't hate, fight with, or want to go away somewhere their entire life? And still you think the grass would be greener if you did everything your brother or some other guy did in life, instead of being you.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

Know it all

Someone who thinks they have the one and only answer to everything.

A lot of people confused the guy with a know it all. He didnt think he had all the answers to everything, but he was sure of which ones were bullshit.

by Solid Mantis June 9, 2020

Hawkish

Unlike the majestic predatory bird, when a human is described as hawkish, they're being praised for being reckless, which is why the human version of hawkish is nothing like the bird. The bird tends to be cautious since birds know how to survive without killing a lot of things they're not eating.

If the hawkish guy/girl toned his/her mouth down a little, he/she wouldn't have to keep killing to prove that he/she wasn't full of shit and reckless in behavior.

by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020

Disappointed

Let down.

Some people were disappointed that she tried to be her deceased grandmother she had never met, or Taylor Swift, or a thousand other people that weren't her despite all the be yourself bullshit she preached, but others had known her ling enough to know she had always been an imitator and a poser, and would never have been herself or been honest about who she really was with one person that knew her anyway, and that there would never be anything to get disappointed about.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Forrest gump

Wasn't a smart man, but still got his own shrimp boat.

Forrest Gump- I tried to eat her pussy, but she tasted like cigarettes and beer Lietenant Dan.

Lietenant Dan- Its okay Forrest.

Girl- What is your friend stupid or somethin?

Lietenant Dan- What did you say?

Girl- I said is your friend stupid or somethin?

Lietenant Dan- Dont you ever call him stupid!

by Solid Mantis June 7, 2020

Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner and had a huge dick though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid with a short Irish dick and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Babyface boy/girl

A gangster with a babyface. If male, the gangster is feminine, if female, the gangster is boyish.

The babyface boy/girl was involved in all sorts of things.

by Solid Mantis September 15, 2019