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God's gift to males

A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.
You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?
by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021
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Dark side

A female the once wanted to change the world, and might have thought of running for an office to do it, or to do it by some other means, but somewhere along the way had went a different route and decided to get as rich and influential as possible.
Both males and females had taken the Anakin Skywalker journey to the dark side.
by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020
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Decent people

Even if there's just a few in your area, there's never just one.
Even if you're the kind of asshole who is content to play nothing but solitaire his whole life, you know there's some other decent asshole somewhere you've been, it was never just you. There were more decent people, if you really were all decent.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020
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Ballstrike

In baseball, when the pitcher hits the batter in the nuts with a curveball, it's always called a ballstrike.
Umpire-Ballsteeerike! (Ballstrike in umpirish)
Batter- F$%K I can't feel my legs, ahh!
by Solid Mantis October 10, 2016
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Politically active

Someone who's involved in politics through financial or through an office. Someone who doesn't even vote isn't politically active.
Apathetic is the opposite of politically active, so calling somebody who doesn't vote politically active and apathetic is like calling a house cheap and expensive.
by Solid Mantis February 4, 2020
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Sports betting

The reason there's an investigation into the Astros in the first place. If it weren't for bets made against the Astros or Red Sox, there would be no investigation. Two teams that were supposed to get beat didn't get beat, and people are making demands about it now.
Sports betting is the reason for the cheating investigations, if nobody lost any money, there wouldn't be stories about scandals. Somebody feels the Astros and Red Sox owe them for money they lost on their bets.
by Solid Mantis February 9, 2020
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Cowardess

A female version of a male coward.
The girl said that she would stand up to him/her and more, and the guy/girl ended up getting assassinated by a mysterious cowardess.
by Solid Mantis December 24, 2019
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