Definitions by Solid Mantis
Office snitch
Someone who has an authority figure make a rule against something he/she doesn't like somebody else doing. Has a goal of being in charge, but will just put a bunch of rules in type against what he/she doesn't like if he/she does end up in charge of something, and will have the police or another authority figure handle getting their hands dirty with something or someone.
Office snitch by Solid Mantis September 30, 2019
Office snitch
The loneliest person in the office besides the office thug/gangster. Both seem to want the hug that will never come from the other people at the office whose lives they fucked with.
The office snitch got everybody around him/her in trouble for a living and expected other people to be friendly and kind toward him/her.
Office snitch by Solid Mantis September 28, 2019
Purple
Calling the sky purple might be more fun to some people than calling it blue, but its certainly not setting anybody straight to tell them the sky is purple, or to try and make an argument out of nonsense. Its also not really liberating to anybody to tell them the sky can be purple if they want it to be.
The country is still somewhat free enough that you can call the sky purple instead of blue without having your head examined (though not everybody has the luxury), though it doesn't really liberate anybody or set anybody straight to keep bullshitting them by telling them to try and think the kind of abstract thoughts you want to see them think about.
Purple by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
Straight
The girl wanted it all, she wanted to be the life of the party one minute, but then she still wanted to be the one who looked like the straight grown up of the bunch when that was convenient, though neither version of herself that she presented to the world was who she was most of her life (she was no longer who she had been as a kid).
Straight by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
Desperation
The girl wanted to start taking control of other peoples lives despite never really having had control of herself. Most of her life was an attempt to get people to start paying attention to her and stop rejecting her and going about their lives, which was true desperation.
Desperation by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
Handle
Just like somebody who's not straight shouldn't be trying to set everyone else straight, someone who has enough trouble controlling their own actions and handling themself doesn't need to trying to handle other people.
The girl wanted to look like the one who could handle anything and anyone to the world even though some people had seen her lack of control over quite a few of her own actions in life.
Handle by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019