American face

Though Europeans who came to America meant something else by it, an American face, the face of the original Americans, is usually dark. A fair face is usually a European face, though it's called a European American, or an American now.

An American face looks different than what a lot of movies show, kind of like the face of would most likely look a lot different than what people see on stained glass in a church if Jesus had been a real person, and not a myth. Jesus would most likely have a darker face/skin/and hair if he was from the Middle East, and curlier hair, though anything is possible on what he looked like. There are some fair haired and fair skinned Jews.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

Cowboy

Cowboys make a run for Mexico in every movie, but none of them keep going and make it to Brazil or Argentina. You also don't hear about a cowboy crossing the Atlantic in a boat headed for a remote island, or landing a hot air balloon in the Sahara desert and riding a camel for the rest of his life. There must be a town in Mexico full of old retired cowboys.

The cowboys never go anywhere but Mexico when they escape. There hasn't been a cowboy during yet in Asia, Africa, Europe, or Australia, none have popped up there.

by Solid Mantis December 22, 2019

Girl with the glass jaw

A female who's not in a relationship with either sex currently (but has been in the past) because she's been rejected by members of both sexes. A female who tries to rally other people to support her even at the expense of their own relationships (the kind of person who would try to fuck with the lives of two people who are otherwise happy together, despite the female in the relationship having something in common with her). A female who makes everybody's life around her about her, then tells them all its not about them, which is true, everything has to be about her.

The girl with the glass jaw didn't want to be rejected and alone at the same time, so she tried to get other females to think like her, even though she didn't really know anything about being happy with another human being(and some of them did), since every relationship she had tried at, she had been rejected for making the relationship all about her, the same way she did with family, which is why nobody missed her when she was somewhere on the other side of the globe. She was quick to get other people to sacrifice things, and try and get them to compromise rather than resist.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019

Puppet master

Here's a realistic look at a puppet master. A puppet master controls other peoples lives, so they don't get to claim to have to be sub serviant or made to feel less than around anybody, it's their world. A puppet master already has all the power and all the money, there's nothing left to do but control everybody's lives, your tv air time is wasting the viewing audiences time.

Puppet masters control the viewing audiences life, they're bitching about their own rights and lives isn't interesting though, I guess if you think there's something more interesting in life than a puppet master, you're considered a narcissist by a puppet master.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

Plastic

Something people call people online they wouldn't call in real life.

Plastic is another word you just don't hear in real life since all the people saying it are saying it online. They're certainly not calling any people plastic in real life.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

False idol

Instead of being who they were growing up (themself), many of the people on shows like American idol or reality shows traded in Mr./Mrs. Invisible neighbor down the street for an image that people would now care about and worship. Every now and then you even get an athlete or two that tries to focus people's attention on things other than sports that matter even less, like being the hottest/sexiest athlete. You dont meet many plumbers or electricians trying to be the hottest/sexiest plumber or electrician, they're just being a plumber or an electrician when they go to work.

He/she went from being the kid nobody knew, or the kid that had to have an authority figure keep other kids off them to somebody who gets worshipped by millions as a false idol.

by Solid Mantis April 11, 2020

Ground

Trying to stand on someone else's sacred ground isnt standing your ground.

A lot of people who settled in the Midwest must have thought they were standing their ground, even though it wasnt really theirs. Same thing with British troops in Africa.

by Solid Mantis August 09, 2020