The person at a party nobody can trust, the two faced attendee. A party animal is warm and lively where a party snake is cold blooded and calculating. A narc is a party snake.
Nobody at the party knew there was such a thing as a party snake. Casper would show up at a party where drunk female party animals would be passing out for the night and wait until they were unconscious to start undressing and f#$king them. He would then tell his mother they tried to get him hooked on heroin and become an informant to the police. Casper was a party snake.
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Some governments claim to be concerned about their populations, but still require mandatory testing before holidays, putting people in close proximity to each other (which goes against their own 6 foot apart distance restrictions), and essentially creates what they would call a superspreader event. People not getting tested are also not in a crowd of people, and a crowd of people with masks on doesn't seem much (if any) safer than people at a distance with no masks on, or even people in a crowd with masks on (the figure scientists have given so far is that masks lower transmission by single digit percentage rates).
Testing sites seem like a good oppurtunity to spread a virus like wildfire, rather than to contain the wildfire.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021

Irredeemable parasites.
The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019

A reptilian female you could take to a club and try to pick up dudes together, or you could try to pick up girls together. You could have an open relationship with anybody with no strings attached and no feelings for anybody you're fucking beyond pretentious, superficial ones if you really wanted to, since that seems like the positive way to live.
Me and the reptilian girl go out and get every girls number at the bar, then we get every dude's number, every time the two of us go out together that's how we spend our night, we look for young college guys to give a reacharound, the guys who never had one are a good time.
by Solid Mantis November 19, 2019

No matter how stupid or gullible some companies think people are, they know that people are smart enough to know who they can trust, so they put a guy like Will Ferrell in their commercial to comfort people.
Will Ferrell makes people comfortable, where some of the people you see in commercials you know you wouldn't trust in real life, you know they have making money on their mind and not much else.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

The way that Deuce Bigalow was saying show me your tits without saying show me your tits to the fish tank girl.
by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

Someone rejected for being the friend of an enemy, for having ties to an enemy, rather than for the reason the enemy was rejected.
The guy would reject other people with ties to the person he was rejecting in order to reject the person, it was just the way things went. Rejecting an enemy's friends with an enemy kept things simple.
by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020
