Definitions by Solid Mantis
Smallest penis contest
Irish guy- All right, my penis is smaller, its always been smaller.
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!
Smallest penis contest by Solid Mantis November 25, 2019
Pretentious
Someone who compares a basketball game to bullfighting, a war, or a fight with bears or wolves. Teams don't surrender points, and logos/symbols of a team were created by people trying to market the team, which is why pretentious people make comparisons to other events, and other people don't think that way.
Pretentious people try to make a sports game more than a sports game, when really the world doesn't revolve around sports, even for sports fans.
Pretentious by Solid Mantis November 24, 2019
Smooth
No matter how rough somebody tries to look or convince people they are, if they've never spilled any condiments on their clothes, they're a little too smooth and charming to trust, and their definition of human spirit is bullshit.
The smooth guy/girl made many public appearances at parties or on tv shows, but never wearing any of their food.
Smooth by Solid Mantis November 22, 2019
Pretentious
Someone who's not really friends with a group of people, but goes around like they've known the people their entire lives. Someone who tries to convince an unconvinced world that they're sharks and not minnows.
The pretentious girl walked around town with a group of people like they owned it, and she tried to convince other people they were her best friends.
Pretentious by Solid Mantis November 20, 2019
Pretentious
Someone that tries to convince the world everything is okay between them and their sibling after a lot of damage has been done. Also spreads a lot of bullshit misinformation about people and events.
The pretentious girl had little control of the bullshit that came out of her mouth, which is one of the reasons family members who knew her well called her mouth of the south growing up.
Pretentious by Solid Mantis November 20, 2019
Tin foil girl
The kind of girl that thinks being made of iron would give her a little more heart than what she has. Also the kind of person who thinks people can really be like wolves or bears even though wolves and bears are different animals.
The tin foil girl wanted more people to to respect her and less people to reject her, so she told everybody she was made of iron and that people she knew were like wolves, despite a lack of anything evident about them being like wolves and not poodles.
Tin foil girl by Solid Mantis November 19, 2019
Reptilian
A reptilian female you could take to a club and try to pick up dudes together, or you could try to pick up girls together. You could have an open relationship with anybody with no strings attached and no feelings for anybody you're fucking beyond pretentious, superficial ones if you really wanted to, since that seems like the positive way to live.
Me and the reptilian girl go out and get every girls number at the bar, then we get every dude's number, every time the two of us go out together that's how we spend our night, we look for young college guys to give a reacharound, the guys who never had one are a good time.
Reptilian by Solid Mantis November 19, 2019