Solid Mantis's definitions

Student athlete

Something no child is born as, just like no child is born as a teacher. Just like being a teacher is a job and not who somebody is, a kid becomes conditioned to be something like a student athlete when their mother or father pay for a school that gets them adjusted to life after 18, but its not who they are. Really who a kid is born as, is who they were born to be and what they were born to be, and the rest is added on (often not for the better).

He/she identifies as a student athlete, some other kids might even know him/her as a student athlete, but nobody is a student athlete 24 hours of every day no matter how much time they have to put into a sport or what they're learning about. During their time sitting at a dinner table or being around the house is he/she a mouthy cunt or a cocky pretty boy faggot that enjoys instigating with family and people they know well?

by Solid Mantis July 3, 2019

Castrate

Any female that has to castrate or a cut a guys dick off is like a guy who has to cut a female's tits off (to win a genocidal war). Cutting a guy's dick off while he's sleeping is especially chicken shit behavior (whether he really raped you or not). Waiting until somebody falls asleep to show them you mean business is not showing an asshole you mean business.

The girl tried to castrate souls in order to keep from feeling weak, and it still didn't work in the end.

by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019

Hatchback pride

A sin as deadly as hatchback envy or hatchback vanity.

Hatchback pride guy-Look at how much bigger my hatchback is than this other guys. He can't fit in any of his shit.
Guys friend-Watch your hatchback pride pal, his car is the same size as yours, you're just the bigger asshole.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

Pretentious

Someone who tells you not to think about anything negative in life is pretentious.

The most cynical people in the world preach about hope, optimism, and a positive attitude about everything in life. Hope is what weak, pretentious people cling to when they have nothing left but desperation to overcome anything and anyone left.

by Solid Mantis June 10, 2019

Square

1) A 4 sided shape where all 4 sides make right angles
2) A type of person who doesn't like to see people have a good time. The word has old origins, there is a connection between the shape of a Europeans face and the use of the word.

A group of Indians see a group of square faced white men approaching their fire. One points and smiles and says square what do you want?
The Europeans tell them- You Indians having a good time over here? Not any more, if you stay your children will be slain and your women will be raped, what's left of you will pack up and move to Oklahoma or wherever we decide to send you. Now, you, the strong looking one, come with us.

by Solid Mantis October 20, 2016

Laziness

Laziness isnt something to be mad about, nobody who says they are mad or irritated about someone else's laziness really is. Someone laying around all day isn't motivated enough to burn buildings (arson), to steal lots of money from people, to kill for personal gain, and so on. All the wrong (highly motivated) people are already taken more seriously than they should be, while a lot of times, people will think somebody laying around is joking all the time. A billionaire who's a clown gets taken more seriously by many people than some guy laying around, mostly because he/she has money, and people are forced to respect his/her money.

Nobody really gets mad about laziness, theres things to really be angry about, such as people fucking with other people's lives.

by Solid Mantis August 17, 2020

Giraffe in the room

The giraffe on the Indian motorcycle became the giraffe in the room nobody wanted to bring up when it went inside the building.

Dewey Cox was the only one that wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room.

by Solid Mantis April 22, 2021