Solid Mantis's definitions

Chicken shit

Someone who waits until someone has been dead for decades to laugh at something they did while they were alive.

The guy's wife was calling herself chicken shit by saying something he did was scary while he was alive, but funny years after he died. She tried to make him look like the Debo of Rock and Roll and ended up revealing how chicken shit she was.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Rude

Assholes are rude. Not to tease, not to be funny. They're rude its who they are.

That guy is one rude narcissistic asshole who talks about himself too much.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

American dream

Something you have to take drugs or go to sleep to achieve, since anybody who tells you they achieved it while they were awake had to steal from somebody, somewhere to achieve it.

Reality is good enough for most people, the American dream is what's fucking up their heads.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

Karate

2 kinds of people know it, the Chinese, and the King.

Elvis- Check out some of this karate comin at ya!

Dewey Cox- What the fuck was that (ignant son of a bitch) guy talkin about?

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Empty minded

Someone who thinks nobody would try to capitalize (take advantage of) on a perceived weakness.

The empty minded guy from California thought he never met an enemy.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

Moron

Someone who hates a statue because everyone wants to remove it, or because the media says it's divisive, rather than for their own reasons.

Thanks to the moron, there was no more statue, since nothing that might offend anyone could be left in the park. The park now had to be politically correct and compliant.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Transformer

Someone who believes that anybody and everybody's heart can/should be softened and turned into their kind of guy.

The transformer girl is not gonna let it go on the attempts to turn the other person into a more soft-hearted, spiritual version of what they actually are. She will keep trying everything, insisting that there's a hidden weakness somewhere to take advantage of.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019