Misteress

His wife had a misteress.
by Solid Mantis June 21, 2019
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Monster

Something some kids ran to their mother about when they were young.
Lindsay- Mommy the monster attacked me! Help!
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.
by Solid Mantis August 17, 2019
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Stereotype

Something that is not entirely fact, but is also not based entirely on fiction either. Not every single black person can jump, but many of them can, enough of them can. Not every single Asian knows martial arts, but many of the martial arts started in Asia (not all). Not every Italian has been in the mob, or knows how to cook, but the Italians had a mob, and enough Italians are good cooks. Not every single Irish guy has a short dick, but many do, enough of them do (that includes me), or a bad temper, or a drinking problem, but even if the lace curtain irish feel embarrassed and dont want to be associated with the stereotypes, they got started for a reason, even if they're not a fact for everybody in a population.
Stereotypes dont get eliminated because someone feels embarrassed by them. People usually know that a stereotype isn't a fact for everybody in a population, even people who perpetuate them willfully remain embarrassing to some people.
by Solid Mantis April 22, 2020
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Stereotype

To say a stereotype is false is as misleading as saying a stereotype is true for everybody.
Though not every Jew was born with money or knows how to bargain with people, there's been a lot of Jews who made a lot of money that way, people know Jews for knowing how to make money, even if not all Jews have a lot of money. Some are embarrassed, some are offended, but it doesn't change anything. The stereotype isn't entirely true or entirely false.
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Stereotype

The good guy has the big dick is a stereotype. Many of the good guys would like this stereotype to be true, you'd think the bad guys are compensating for their dick size with their guns. Sometimes the bad guys have the big dick, the money, the guns, the cars, and the girl, and all the good guy has is a tiny little wand to wave around.
Spiderguy had a Halloween costume but Doctor Octodaddy was too cool to be seen with him. The stereotype was bullshit about the good guy.
by Solid Mantis October 05, 2018
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Loosen up

Something somebody tells you when they want to see you wreck your life for their amusement.
The guy was a responsible kid who liked who he was the way he was at one time, but he tried to loosen up and live on the wild side because he thought he might have missed out on something, and ended up being certain that being a poser wasnt for him, he tried it, so he knew it was all done to get money while telling people you dont care what they think even when you care more than anybody else what people think. Everybody cares what people think, and that's one of the things you end up facing no matter how long you keep telling people you dont care what they think. You end up facing them, and they end up facing you.
by Solid Mantis August 25, 2020
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Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.
If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020
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