Solid Mantis's definitions

Mama's girl

When you got your mother on your side, you got the world on your side.

She said she was the odd man out, but really she was a mama's girl and was used to everybody around her taking care of her, having her back, and sharing with her (experiences that were not depressing or somber, material things, favors, and so on), but still claimed to be the underdog in life all the time (and really believed her own bullshit).

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

Mouth of the south

The mouth that will never be silenced.

The mouth of the south talks a lot of shit.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2020

Unbreakable

The family who made it home alive that night was something out of a movie or a TV show, whooooaaaaaah!!!

Tell the family you swerved around at 3 in the morning they were lucky, like you, not unbreakable.

by Solid Mantis September 19, 2017

Post porn depression

A male version of post parting depression. The feeling of being exhausted, guilty, and regretful.

He had post porn depression when the man walked into the room and f$%led her brains better than you.

by Solid Mantis July 29, 2016

Junkie

Somebody with the worst kept secret drug habit.

If the guy people had called a junkie 10 years ago had been any good at keeping his drug habit hidden from family or anybody else, nobody would have ever known he was a junkie at the time (or known about the extent of his drug use).

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Concealed slingshot

A slingshot you can hide in your backpack as self defense against unsuspecting bullies. Aim your imaginary crosshairs at the back of the bullies head, fire, and reload.

Principal- What's in the backpack Dave?
Dave- Nothing. My mommy says I don't have to tell you anything, so I have nothing to tell you homeboy.
Principal- Well, you don't have to have a permit to carry a concealed slingshot, but if you have one tell me.
Dave- I got nothing to say to you homeboy.

by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017

I don't give a fuck

What a person desperate to convince other people they don't give a fuck what anybody thinks says.

Sarcastic asshole-I don't give a fuck is a good thing to say around somebody you're trying to distract.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2018