Solid Mantis's definitions

Midget

The meanest of the mean ones.

Mexican guy 2- That five foot nothing 98 pound midget dude just fucked you up ey?

Mexican guy 1- Shut the fuck up faggot!

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2020

Intraverted

Intraverted people dont go from intraverted to extroverted, personality is not a spectrum. No matter what other people think you are, you're still intraverted.

The intraverted guy/girl had convinced most people that he/she was extroverted, since he/she tended to be mouthy and spent a lot of his/her time around people and crowds (or in front of an audience), but personality doesnt change deep down.

by Solid Mantis August 11, 2020

Poser

A white guy that says TIA in Omaha to sound tougher.

Guy that thinks he's Leonardo Di Caprio at the bar- TIA, right my brew.

Bartender- No, not TIA, TIO. This is Omaha, I know because I am one of two black guys here. This is not Africa my man. I will not be a poser with you.

by Solid Mantis May 10, 2021

Mr. Nobody

A guy who's never really been anybody in particular.

Though you could be anything you want to in America, there are still some folks who wouldn't want to be anybody or anything else than themselves, even if it makes them Mr. Nobody to most people.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

Bubbly

What the inside of a bottle of clean, pure hand sanitizer looks like.

You can stick your bottle of hand sanitizer right up your ass bubbly girl, that way nobody can burst all the bubbles in your bottle. That should keep you from becoming unclean, it might even keep your shit from stinking.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

On sight

When there is no money being made off it, most people that talk about on site shit aren't going to do anything but bait somebody into a possible jail visit over what they say or do in response to being antagonized by some pussy.

D tried to get all his friends to come watch the fun of getting this crackhead dude locked up for saying or doing something really stupid on sight.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2018

Joke

There are people who go as far as to think you're egotistical and not just uptight if you don't laugh at their joke. They literally think if you don't think everything they think is funny is just as funny, that you don't know how to live. There are people who like golf, and there are people who think golf is bullshit.

There are people who will never laugh at the joke you just told, they have their reasons. You don't have to see how or why they think the way they do.

by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019