Definitions by Solid Mantis
Coronavirus job snatching
When the government tries to shut down any business that resists the government, and tries to force anybody who works there out of a job.
The governments are already coronavirus job snatching in some states as they begin to reopen. That won't help with the high unemployment rate.
Coronavirus job snatching by Solid Mantis May 12, 2020
Paul McCartney
An asshole who was involved in making some of the best music of his times, but still doesn't know he's an asshole.
John Lennon got most of the shit about being arrogant, while sly Paul McCartney some people must think was too cool to be an asshole, or he pretends he doesn't hear people when they say he's an asshole. It doesn't make the Beatles anything less than the Beatles (a one of a kind band), but its who he was as a person in life.
Paul McCartney by Solid Mantis May 12, 2020
Virtually fucking
If has the womanizer some people said he was, he must have been virtually fucking all the females, since he hasn't actually had real sex or a real relationship in a long time.
If she is the whore some people have said she was, she must have been virtually fucking all the guys she knew, since she hasn't actually fucked anybody in a long time.
If she is the whore some people have said she was, she must have been virtually fucking all the guys she knew, since she hasn't actually fucked anybody in a long time.
Virtually fucking by Solid Mantis May 11, 2020
Transplants
The Okies who moved to California in the 1930s were transplants. Their kids that were born in California were first generation Californians.
The family from Ohio were transplants to Florida. Their kids were born in Ohio, so their kids were transplants to Florida.
The guy/girl was from a town 30 minutes away from where he/she lived, so he/she was a transplant to the town, but not to the state.
The family from Ohio were transplants to Florida. Their kids were born in Ohio, so their kids were transplants to Florida.
The guy/girl was from a town 30 minutes away from where he/she lived, so he/she was a transplant to the town, but not to the state.
Transplants by Solid Mantis May 11, 2020
Clown
Girl- What you see is what you get with me.
Guy- Well, I see a clown. I see a joke.
Girl- Then that's what you get, plus an egg to the face, and eggs thrown at your house. I'll say that Justin Bieber did it if anybody asks.
Guy- Well, I see a clown. I see a joke.
Girl- Then that's what you get, plus an egg to the face, and eggs thrown at your house. I'll say that Justin Bieber did it if anybody asks.
Clown by Solid Mantis May 10, 2020
Girl in the castle
Girl in the castle by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020
Schrodinger's asshole
Someone who doesn't like being alone enough to be in disagreement with lots of people, so they tend to be in agreement with enough people to try and outnumber anybody who disagrees, but still try and look like someone nobody will mess with (a poser), that way the one or the few that really do disagree remain the assholes who actually have consequences coming their way.
The guy/girl that created the term schrodinger's asshole didn't know that he/she was his/her own definition of one. He/she liked to argue a lot, but didn't actually like for everybody to be in argument or opposition to him/her, since that would actually mean ending up alone, while everyone else was together on something. He/she hated being alone too much to ever really be an asshole on his/her own, so he/she created the term schrodinger's asshole to try and get more people in a group of other schrodinger's assholes just like him/her, that way he/she was guaranteed not to be alone.
Schrodinger's asshole by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020