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Calm

To try and force someone to stop resisting something.
Authority figure- Keep calm and com ppl ly with my rules/laws.
Other person- Fuck your rules and laws, they are yours, you live by them, and I'll live by my rules and laws.
by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020
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Cluster fuck

Guy 1- Are you going to the cluster fuck tonight? This is gonna be better than a coronavirus party, we're all gonna get drunk, we're all gonna get high, and we're all gonna get fuckin sick too man, its gonna be great!
Guy 2- I'll pass, but dont let my negative attitude stop the show.
Girl- Whoa, that sounds awesome and anything is better than being alone.
Guy 1- Yea, nothing is worse than being alone, let's get out of here, this is lame.
by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020
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Coronavirus job snatching

When the government tries to shut down any business that resists the government, and tries to force anybody who works there out of a job.
The governments are already coronavirus job snatching in some states as they begin to reopen. That won't help with the high unemployment rate.
by Solid Mantis May 12, 2020
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Paul McCartney

An asshole who was involved in making some of the best music of his times, but still doesn't know he's an asshole.
John Lennon got most of the shit about being arrogant, while sly Paul McCartney some people must think was too cool to be an asshole, or he pretends he doesn't hear people when they say he's an asshole. It doesn't make the Beatles anything less than the Beatles (a one of a kind band), but its who he was as a person in life.
by Solid Mantis May 12, 2020
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Virtually fucking

If has the womanizer some people said he was, he must have been virtually fucking all the females, since he hasn't actually had real sex or a real relationship in a long time.

If she is the whore some people have said she was, she must have been virtually fucking all the guys she knew, since she hasn't actually fucked anybody in a long time.
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2020
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Transplants

Someone not originally from an area.
The Okies who moved to California in the 1930s were transplants. Their kids that were born in California were first generation Californians.

The family from Ohio were transplants to Florida. Their kids were born in Ohio, so their kids were transplants to Florida.

The guy/girl was from a town 30 minutes away from where he/she lived, so he/she was a transplant to the town, but not to the state.
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2020
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Clown

Girl- What you see is what you get with me.
Guy- Well, I see a clown. I see a joke.
Girl- Then that's what you get, plus an egg to the face, and eggs thrown at your house. I'll say that Justin Bieber did it if anybody asks.
by Solid Mantis May 10, 2020
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