Solid Mantis's definitions

Robot

1) a dance
2) movement on robitussin

1) that guy is doin the robot
2) that guy took a bottle of tussin to the head he's gonna be doin the robot all day

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

Sugar daddy

A job no guy would miss, kind of like no guy would miss the girl that tried to turn him into one.

The guy thought he was supposed to be the girl's sugar daddy, he thought that as a male that was what he owed a female. Therefore, he put up with any shit she tried to give him. To her, any sign of kindness was weakness, but he ignored that to keep doing all this shit he really never had to do for the girl (without really having a good reason to keep doing shit for the girl). He also started to think anything she thought was hilarious became hilarious to him, since they were no longer different people, they were the same person.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Tame

To put invisible chains on someone or something.

The girl got mauled trying to tame the mountain lion at the zoo. She took a gamble with it and didn't leave Vegas a winner. She fought back, but nature got even. It happens.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Ben affleck

Bad acting, a guy who's funny on accident in his most dramatic roles. Payback or Paycheck was one of the funniest movies HBO didnt put on their comedy shows.

Ben Affleck has already tried drama movies for years and still wont answer his true calling, to be a comedian.

Guy- What are you a comedian?
Ben Affleck- No, I'm Ben Affleck. I'm not funny.
Guy- You are man, you really are, you just have to realize you are.

by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020

Hacked

When somebody thinks they're more clever than you, they'll try and tell you something was hacked. If it was just hacked, the money would still be there.

Your bank account wasnt hacked, your money was stolen bro. Kind of like your mother and father almost got theirs stolen. Look what happens when they trust their daughter.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Serial arsonist

Someone behind a string of arsons, usually posing as one of the good guys, and telling people the fire wasn't caused by arson but another cause.

The serial arsonist didn't think she was a bad actor, she thought she was a warlord.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021

Wrongs

Doing something good doesn't make something bad you did go away. There is no righting wrongs or turning horrors into fairy tales. The one chance you have to right a wrong is when you have the choice to do the wrong, or not do the wrong. If you fuck up, you fucked up, and it comes with consequences, it's as simple as that. There is no erasing one history and replacing it with something that seems to make everybody smile because that isn't reality. The reality is, there are things humans have fucked up at in this country for a long time. One of them was that until yesterday, there had never been a female holding an office as a head of state or a vice head of state. A female getting elected to that position didn't right a wrong, the wrong remains, and the choices will also remain in the future. Racism is also like that, it doesn't get better or go away with time, it has to be worked on otherwise nothing gets done.

Spending a lot of time trying to right wrongs takes time away from things you can take your time on and not fuck up from here, since trying to right wrongs gets nothing done. If you have time to live your life ashamed of every wrong thing you had ever done, you can live your life ashamed, but you're still going to have a lot of shit to do at some point, and there's less and less time to get it done with every day that passes.

by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021