Definitions by Solid Mantis

Unemployment 

Unemployment isnt a comfortable life, even for people who get benefits. Theres something essential about having a steady job, theres a reason most people would rather work than be unemployed with benefits for an extended time, and many would rather go to work than work from home. Having a job gives a lot of people a sense of being a part of something outside their family, or what's at home, it's not something that can be replaced. Most of the people who are unemployed and getting benefits aren't living that way because it's what they wanted to do since they were kids, they live that way because the business they worked for shut down.

He/she wouldn't choose unemployment as a way of life, but it was his/her current circumstances.

Unemployment by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020

Cop

Somebody who can keep a job when they fuck up at work.

Cop- I could lose my job for this!

Guy- Its a reality for everyone else, what are you whining about it for? No matter what you do at work, you're still more likely to keep a job than most. Welcome to unemployment bro.

Cop by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020

Gentrify 

When people try to make somebody a part of their community, they dont need it to gentrify, it's no way to repay them. People should have as much involvement in the decision of what goes where in the area they live as a developer or anybody else involved in a decision, even if they dont pay to build it. The king is as in need of his subjects as the subjects are in need of him sort of thing. The same applies with music or anything else somebody wants to gentrify.

The king thoughts his subjects were the only people who needed permission to do anything, so he went ahead and tried to gentrify their lives for them.

Gentrify by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020

Indecisive 

Someone who has a hard time making up their mind about something.

Someone who calls something a guy says left wing spiel one day after calling it right wing conspiracy theories the day before. He/she was indecisive about exactly what to call what the other person was doing.

Indecisive by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020

Playing

There's never a shortage of sides to play.

That dude Eric church always wanted to play everyone's side, he tried to play up to one too many egos and wound up playing himself instead. At least people would never think he was uptight.

Playing by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020

Wolf 

An animal that doesn't take what it doesn't need, humans could learn a lot from wolves, especially the ones buying 10 rolls of toilet paper at a time during the coronavirus.

A wolf is a decent animal.

Wolf by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020

Wolf 

A wolf is an animal that doesn't take what it doesn't need. Humans could learn a lot from a wolf, especially the ones taking 10 packs of toilet paper at a time during the coronavirus.

A wolf is a decent animal.

Wolf by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020