Solid Mantis's definitions

Gloating

Enjoyment of the suffering of others.

The emperor/empress was gloating about the loser getting sawn asunder. He/she would eat a meal to celebrate the demise of an enemy, esecially one that was getting cut in half.

by Solid Mantis February 6, 2021

Mistress

A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress. A guy has to want to have at least one girl in his life to have a mistress.

The guy with the mistress wanted to have not just one, but two girls. Meanwhile the guy with no mistress(es) never wanted to have a girl in his life in the first place.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019

System

The machine.

She was part of the system, the machine, and the machine takes care of their own.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021

Black superman

The announcers always pick the least interesting kind of guy when they try to compare an athlete to a superhero, the most dull kind of guy. What about Black batman, the Black hulk, Black spiderman, and guys like that? Why don't you ever hear about them?

Some of these athletes don't have such a limited imagination, where they have to be one kind of guy, like Black superman. They might have their own kind of guy in mind, yet all you hear is the announcer telling them they have to be Black superman, there is no other option.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021

Jester

An appearance.

The humorless bully went to trial under the guise of a court jester.

by Solid Mantis February 6, 2018

Texaho

Texting a hoe.

I'm fi'ina texaho.

by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016

Systematic magical bullshit

A three word term a mountain lion can't read, though a human being can.

A bullshit women's liberator calls what some guy does systematic magical bullshit because she's fearful of anything she does not know or can't explain with science, and always was fearful of such things and people.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018