Teddy bridgewater

The Panthers organization weren't ever really serious about the guy having a chance. They had the money to spend to make some things happen, such as bring him to Carolina, but that's not the same thing as being serious. Some people with lots of money think that way. The former Panthers owner at least stuck with the same team through the years, win or lose, no matter what bad things people have to say about him.
Teddy Bridgewater wasn't really in a Panthers uniform long enough to get much done.
by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021
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Scapegoat

The one that takes the fall for something negative (like a bounty scandal or worse), the face of something negative.
Though his entire band participated in it, he ended up being the scapegoat until the band got popular again, at which time they replaced his face with their own, front and center.
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021
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Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.
Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.
by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016
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Magic stick

A rapist who can leave a crime scene DNA free is said to have a magic stick.
The suspect must have a magic stick Mr Jacob's, nobody can find anything on the guy.
by Solid Mantis November 05, 2016
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Serial arsonist

Someone behind a string of arsons, usually posing as one of the good guys, and telling people the fire wasn't caused by arson but another cause.
The serial arsonist didn't think she was a bad actor, she thought she was a warlord.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021
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Disco ball

The great thing about a disco ball is even though it's made of mirrors, nobody can see their own reflection in it, they just see a spinning ball of light. However, if a narcissist was to start hanging from the ceiling where the disco ball was, people would see a narcissist hanging there from the ceiling. The narcissist would have everybody's attention.
The disco ball was shining brightly.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
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Plain

Someone who turns on the news, sees the coverage of a hurricane, and riots for the human beings instead of the hurricane.
The plain girl would say a prayer every night before the storm that the winds would clock in 5 mph less every hour, and that no human being would suffer, so that she could put on her mask, hand sanitizer, gloves, face shield and bubble suit and be miserable the next day. A storm is nature's way of letting human beings know that everyone deserves this shit, it doesnt matter if you think you're a good person or not, it doesnt matter if your skin is light or dark, or you think you deserve something better than this shit.
by Solid Mantis October 09, 2020
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