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League

Not thinking a female is out of your league is not the same thing as thinking you can be with every girl in the universe. Females are not a superior sex, just like males are not a superior sex.
Being in a league right now isnt really a good thing for anybody, so that tells you the belief that their are different leagues of human beings is bullshit.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
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Hypocrite

Someone who deliberately reports your account to have it blocked, then talks shit about something they thought you did (without knowing why you did it) in an online form, while calling any of the bullshit they're saying funny or hilarious.
The hypocrite really needs to tone her mouth down, somebody who ran to their mother throughout their entire childhood doesn't need to be talking shit to anybody else about whining, since people dont change, no matter what changes around them.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
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Master-planned

Every city, from New York to California, has developments that are or were once called master-planned before or after being built.
Master-planned buildings are in every city, they're both new and old, there were master-planned buildings being built long before World War 2.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
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Hypocrite

Someone who whines about the double standards of other people, calls them bullies, or says they've censored their communications, then turns around and imitates the people they called bullies, says all the same things a bully would say, tries to do all the things a bully would do, but never faces any consequences from anyone for their behavior. Does everything in a slick way, then tries to call other people sick, even though it's always been the other people who were held accountable for their actions.
The hypocrite spent too much time imitating hypocrites and bullies to recognize the imitation self-serving, narcissistic hypocrite in the mirror. Being an imitation hypocrite too often doesn't come with any of the consequences for being a true hypocrite though, since people too often excuse the behavior and send the consequences to the true hypocrite.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
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Poser

Someone who is really everything they try to make fun of, while imitating everything they are while trying to make fun of somebody.
The poser had to wait on somebody else to come up with material so she would have something to say was not theirs originally.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
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Common sense

Something you cant really explain to a moron, because if they're not doing something on accident, they're doing it out of malice (a petty form of cruelty), all while expecting nobody else to be cruel.
The moron will just parrot back to you about your own common sense if you try to explain common sense to him/her.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
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False

If something is false, it isnt made up, its false.
The story wasnt made up, it was bullshit, it was false.
by Solid Mantis July 22, 2020
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