Solid Mantis's definitions

Gripe smoke

Griping and drama that could turn into something worse.

Percy and his/her gang would gripe at you like they were from Compton, or Southie, or at times they would almost seem like a child of a mixed marriage with a father from Compton and a mother from Southie, or a father from Southie and a mother from Compton, a product of both Southie and Compton, or whichever environment made them look tougher if people didn't buy them mixed together and thought this person sounds too rough to be true. Percy would make threats about the kind of gripe smoke that people that fucked with him/her would get.

by Solid Mantis March 19, 2021

Goliath

Sometimes you get a five foot nothing bully with the soul of a 9 foot 10 ogre, which is the same thing as goliath, except this kind of bully thinks everyone else is goliath.

Goliath keeps calling me goliath, when really he/she is trying to take over towns he/she isn't from like Napoleon.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2019

Rabbit stew

What you make when a family member runs over a rabbit with a lawnmower.

Whoops, looks like we're having rabbit stew tonight.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020

Perfect community

There's no such thing as a perfect community, so nobody is trying to build a utopia anywhere. There's already a community there, it doesn't need to be more, it doesn't need to be better.

There is no perfect community to build.

by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021

Will Ferrell

No matter how stupid or gullible some companies think people are, they know that people are smart enough to know who they can trust, so they put a guy like Will Ferrell in their commercial to comfort people.

Will Ferrell makes people comfortable, where some of the people you see in commercials you know you wouldn't trust in real life, you know they have making money on their mind and not much else.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

Xtreme parasites

Irredeemable parasites.

The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019

Enemy's friend

Someone rejected for being the friend of an enemy, for having ties to an enemy, rather than for the reason the enemy was rejected.

The guy would reject other people with ties to the person he was rejecting in order to reject the person, it was just the way things went. Rejecting an enemy's friends with an enemy kept things simple.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020