Solid Mantis's definitions
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
Get the Hilltopmug. by Solid Mantis April 20, 2021
Get the Amphibiousmug. Someone who wants to get to the bottom of a mystery until they do and it's longer a mystery is bullshit.
The engineer invented a crystal ball machine that got to the bottom of a mystery, and still ended up destroying it because some people couldn't really handle the mystery they thought they wanted to get to the bottom of. Bullshit people are the most cynical people in the world, which is why they always want to hear positive bullshit and convince themselves that they are full of boundless optimism, when really they're just full of shit.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2021
Get the Bullshitmug. Leroy thought the guy might want to have him sawn asunder, but the guy really just wanted to jigsaw Leroy's head a little bit.
by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019
Get the Sawn asundermug. Walking around like you got a stick up your ass, and your shit don't stink, kind of like I do all the time.
I was born an uptight stiff, so why should I change now. I think I'm cool, but somebody is going to come along and own me one day, then I will see.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
Get the Uptightmug. If somebody that was part of a community dies, the community doesn't get made whole again, and actions don't get undone. It's now what was the whole community minus one.
What the police don't tell people is if they take a life, it doesn't get replaced. To be made whole, the guy would have to come back from the dead, and that is something you don't see.
by Solid Mantis April 15, 2021
Get the Made wholemug. In baseball, when the pitcher hits the batter in the nuts with a curveball, it's always called a ballstrike.
by Solid Mantis October 10, 2016
Get the Ballstrikemug.