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Last stand

The kind of stand an idiot took instead of taking one when they had a chance to be a freakin genius.
Chris coulda been the next Einstein but he got combative with a guy he knew and it wound up being his last stand. 22 years old, fucked up.
by Solid Mantis May 9, 2017
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Guitar coward

John's the guitar hero, I'm no hero and I'm not made of what he's made of.
Everyone considered him the guitar coward of Nashville. Something always told me they were reading Thomas right, that boy is a guitar coward he's scared to play a guitar.
by Solid Mantis May 20, 2017
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Orange

Orange is the color between red and yellow. Red is often nature's color of danger or caution, and orange is almost as dangerous and cautionary! Orange gets your attention and tells you "Hey, you see that guy in the red shirt over there? That's the most dangerous guy in the room, and I'm the next most dangerous guy after him because my shirt is orange. If the guy in the red shirt wasn't here, that would make me the most dangerous guy so watch out!" Guys who wear red shirts will usually show up to a place just to be the most dangerous guy in the room wearing the red shirt though, that's less pressure on the color orange.
Oh that orange sign ahead is telling me there's road construction. Well, I'm glad nobody got hurt today.
by Solid Mantis May 10, 2017
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Mercurial ally

Is both for you and against you at the same time.
When are you going to go from a mercurial ally to somebody who actually helps me out Riddell? Why doesn't it compute?
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2017
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Interracial midget necro bestiality

Would the both of you shut up? Enough of it already, I've already heard too much and neither of you is correct. Interracial midget Negro bestiality is when you fuck an Asian midgets dead dog, hell who doesn't know that?
Bob is an interracial midget necro bestiality lover who hasn't been caught by his wife yet.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2017
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Talking shit

Usually done on the internet or from a faraway distance (kept beyond an open arms length away), but sometimes done within earshot.
Talking shit to Mike on the internet is hilarious.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2017
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Astrodome

Gus got some astrodome while he was working on the space station.
by Solid Mantis May 19, 2017
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