Definitions by Solid Mantis

Sewage treatment

When somebody treats you like you're a piece of shit.

You think you don't go up the big ass corkscrew with the other pieces of shit at the sewage treatment plant? You think you're a special piece of shit?

Sewage treatment by Solid Mantis August 28, 2018

Rosetta stumped 

When a guy who's language you're trying to speak is trying to learn the same language you're trying to speak, and you know more of it than him.

Jim got Rosetta stumped when Clarice knew more of his language than he did.

Rosetta stumped by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

1 percenter 

Somebody who is less than one tenth Indian, Asian, black, Hispanic, or anything else trying to be a part of the club.

Indian guy- You will never be one of us round eyes, you are no red man, you don't belong.

1 percenter-All right gimme that pipe, Ill smoke it, Ill do whatever you want.

Indian guy-I didn't say you could hit this, hitting the pipe doesn't make you one of us. You have to blow up every one of the round eyes bikes to be in the red man club, if you don't do it you get hurt round eyes.

1 percenter-Could I hit the pipe a little before I get started on the bikes? I'm a little nervous.

1 percenter by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

Battered Eskimo 

An Eskimo female who's been covered in batter from a busted but.

The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.

Battered Eskimo by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

Igloo 

An oasis for overnight long haul guys who take what they want. Even truckers can't keep up with guys like these.

Eskimo female-Get out of my igloo or Ill!
Overnight Alaskan guy-Or you'll what call the cops? They're over 200 miles away, ill be in Nome by the time they make it here in the helicopter, you'll feel better if you just pass out now.

Igloo by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

Systematic magical bullshit 

A three word term a mountain lion can't read, though a human being can.

A bullshit women's liberator calls what some guy does systematic magical bullshit because she's fearful of anything she does not know or can't explain with science, and always was fearful of such things and people.

Systematic magical bullshit by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

Science 

A way to justify a bullshit disrespectful attitude toward the world and anybody who doesn't think the way you want them to, despite your claims of being a liberator.

The girl and boy used science from their school books to justify their continued attitude toward the folks who did not and would not look at things in their bullshit rationalized, repressed way.

Science by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018