Definitions by Solid Mantis
Abstract
When somebody doesn't want you to take something seriously, they tell you to think abstract. So concrete thinking would be solid, or tight thinking, and abstract thinking would be liquid, or loose thinking (flexible).
The girl wanted to turn the guy into a goofus like her, so she told him his thinking wasn't abstract enough.
Abstract by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019
Poodle people
Someone who thinks their grooming/training is better than everyone else's because they got it from their mama.
The poodle people think they deserve (are entitled to) a life nobody else does since their mommy told them they did.
Poodle people by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019
Damage
Just like a car or plane crash, some people don't get to walk away when irreparable damage has been done to their lives.
Damage by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019
Bff
Guy-You know the girl that asked if you had a sister is her bff right?
Other guy- Yea, she was trying to play me, but I knew that was my sister's best friend. She wanted to pretend to be my friend.
Guy- Damn that's fucked up man.
Other guy- Yea, she was trying to play me, but I knew that was my sister's best friend. She wanted to pretend to be my friend.
Guy- Damn that's fucked up man.
Bff by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019
Hypocrite
Somebody who wants people to think they have nothing to hide because they keep just about everything about their lives hidden from the public eye, sometimes by hiding it in plain sight (a brilliant strategy).
The hypocrite wants people to think she's outgoing and welcoming (despite being introverted and secretive), since that's what usually worked on other people or groups in the past.
Hypocrite by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019
Tourist trap
One of the most recent ones is the area 51 event that will likely trap quite a few people into a possible feud with local police in a small Nevada town. Some are hoping to make money off the people that would otherwise end up in a feud over trying to get in area 51.
Guy inviting people to area 51- These idiots deserve to end up in jail or worse if they're dumb enough to go to this town of Rachel, Nevada. Hahahahahahaha, the dumbasses, I can't wait to play them with the tourist trap.
Tourist trap by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019
Imaginary math pal
Someone you never took a math class with that ended up being your math friend, at least in your mind they were your friend.
Imaginary math pal by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019