Definitions by Solid Mantis
Kevin federline
If theres something more chicken shit than being afraid to stand (Kevin Federline), it's being afraid to stand alone (Britney Spears).
At least the world knows Kevin Federline is a womanizing douchebag if the rumors are true and all. Kevin Federline doesnt masquerade or disguise himself as somebody else to do his womanizing or sinning, he does it as Kevin Federline at least. He doesnt hide who and what he is.
Kevin federline by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020
Low set thumbs
More people listen to people with low set thumbs, because they are considered more courageous and give compliments to females.
Guy- I wanted to keep my thumbs low a little bit longer, but I didnt feel like being brave or complimentary today.
Guy with low set thumbs- You lazy fucking coward piece of shit, lower your thumbs.
Guy with low set thumbs- You lazy fucking coward piece of shit, lower your thumbs.
Low set thumbs by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020
Fire
If fire was the only way to light a room, there wouldn't be electricity. Even a small fire from a candle left unattended can burn a house down and cause someone to lose everything, including their life.
A lot of people died before people realized that fire wasn't the kind of light they needed. Hope is for the weak, it wont help you walk. If you cant see something, you start to lose hope, you become hopeless. It takes faith in something you can't see (happening) to keep walking. Really, the clouds of smokes from the fires that were burning were only making people's worlds darker.
Fire by Solid Mantis September 4, 2020
Coronavirus
The coronavirus isnt a bigger threat than a hurricane for the guy/girl that gets crushed by a tree. The threat is actually similar for most people, realistically a small number out of a large group wont survive, and the rest will be on edge and more cautious than usual for an extended period of time (since the threat is potential death), but they will make it through. The reality is you could be someone who takes all the extra precautions and the storm/disease still gets you, just like you could be someone who goes through your day to day routine unaffected by the storm/disease despite not changing anything. When it's your time to go, that's it, so what's the point in being afraid of the uncertain? Being a little more certain that no matter what happens to you that you will still at least be you until your final second is up instead of what the government tells you that you should be would do more people some good.
The coronavirus isnt a bigger threat than hurricanes, it's just a newer threat. Hurricanes have been around for a while (and have killed a lot of people over time), so people dont freak out about them even though they know the dangers that go with a hurricane, they know that lives can be lost.
Coronavirus by Solid Mantis September 4, 2020
TSA
The TSA is talking about checking people to see if they are who they say they are, meanwhile nobody is checking the TSA (or police) to make sure they are who they say they are.
The TSA is as full of shit as cops.
TSA by Solid Mantis September 4, 2020
Poser
Someone desperate to convince the world they are not a prude and dont care what anybody thinks, despite being pretentious and/or superficial.
The poser said he/she didnt care what anybody thought of him/her and that he/she wasnt a prude, but his/her actions showed someone who cared desperately about what people thought of him/her.
Poser by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020
Phase 2.5
What did you think would happen? And if phase 2 does end in a month, you'll have a month before elections which would make a bullshit governor look good, then the fall comes, and if infections rise, anybody who just got a job is out of work all over again. Calling something phase 2.5 makes it sound like you're doing people a favor.
Phase 2.5 by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020