urinal mints

Those fresheners you find in urinals to get rid of the smell of urine but it just ends up smelling of bleach and piss and it makes you wanna puke.

"Eat a urinal mint, it freshens your breath."

by Soiled Undergarment July 09, 2003

Pump

1) A pump action shotgun.
2) To fill your car with petrol.
3) To ejaculate with plenty of force.

1) "Dude, that is a nice pump."
2) "Dude, wait in the car while I pump."
3) "Dude, I was so horny I was pumping like mad."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

NYPD

(k)Nock
Your
Punkass
Down

by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003

turdus

Elongated version of turd.

"Dude, mind that dog turdus!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

handshake

What you don't want to do with a wanker.

by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003

hangbang

the act of having sex upside down, no condoms required..

I've got a migraine from that hangbang last night

by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003

Aye

Shakespearean English word meaning 'yes'. Aye is now used in Northern England and amongst posh people.

"More tea?"
"Aye."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003