142 definitions by Soiled Undergarment

When one relaxes their sphincter muscle to let a fart or some faeces out.
"Dude, I accidentally released the brakes during a math test and I made this huge fart!"
"Dude, yeah, I heard it!"
by Soiled Undergarment October 21, 2004
Get the Release The Brakes mug.
When a secret is let out with potentially devastating consequences. If some faeces were to come into contact with a fan it would splatter them everywhere, devastating.
"I told this guy at my school how his girlfriend was a good lay, then the shit hit the fan."
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
Get the SHIT HIT THE FAN mug.
Originating from the Apple program that performs this action, to be quicktimed is to install a program that adds numerous hidden registry keys, an icon on the desktop, in quick launch and in the start menu without your approval.
"Dude, I just installed a porn app and now there's tons of icons and shit,"
"Dude, you've been Quicktimed!"
by Soiled Undergarment October 9, 2004
Get the Quicktimed mug.
A shopping trolley is a trolley in which you put your shopping in. Usually found dumped in canals, or with a hobo sleeping in it, they are great transportation tools. Most supermarkets are suffering from jacked shopping trolleys and have introduced newer shopping trolleys which get jacked too.
"Dude, let's go to Tesco and jack the trolleys."
by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003
Get the Shopping Trolley mug.
UK Directory Enquiries. Worked flawlessly, was a bit expensive but was worth the price. Shut down for no reason by Oftel, who never like to see one company do well on its own, and shut down by the people who want needless competition. 192 followed in the footsteps of Ma Bell. 192 is being replaced with twelve six-digit '118' numbers, the original 192 service can be found at 118 500, but it now has rivals. There are lots of pussy services like 118 118 and 118 888.
"Dude, phone 192."
"Dude, that doesn't exist anymore, I gotta phone one of those pussy companies."
"Dude, just phone 118 500, it is the original 192."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
Get the 192 mug.
A Jesus fish, usually found on cars.
Have a Jesus fish. <><
by Soiled Undergarment September 29, 2003
Get the <>< mug.
Wannabe BBC. But with better drama.
"Dude, let's watch ITV."
by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003
Get the ITV mug.