Soiled Undergarment's definitions

morning glory

Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.

"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Fire In the Hole

1) Used when an explosion is imminent.
2) What you get after too much curry.

1) "Dude, FIRE IN THE HOLE!" *Explosion*
2) *Fart* "Dude, I got fire in the hole!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

spacebar

1) The social place for Astronauts.
2) A key on a keyboard which has a nice name but doesn't do much.

"Dude, I am going to Mir."
"Dude, have fun at the spacebar."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Windows XP

One of the rare operating systems which is able to stay on and not crash!

"Dude, my XP box never crashes!"
"Dude, 2K boxes don't crash as well ya know."
"Dude, I have XP Pro, that pwns."
"Dude, thank god you don't have home edition."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

F12

Last function key.

"Dude, press F12."
"Dude, why?"
"Dude, Just press it."
"Dude, nothing happened."
"Dude, it's great isn't it."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

cheeses of nazareth

A convention held in Nazareth County where various cheeses are eaten and discussed. Also known as CON.

"Dude, Go drink wine eat cheese."
"Dude, f*** off to CON."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

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What people write on Urbandictionary when they don't know how to link to another UD word.

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by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003