Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

goldmember 

A Dutch guy who, like me, eats his own skin flakes.

"Dude, you're like Goldmember eating that shit."

goldmember by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

toilet 

A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.

"Dude, Toilet!"

toilet by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

toilet bag 

When the toilet is unavailable and you have to urinate, defecate, ejaculate or dispose of rubbish into a bag.

"Dude, I need a toilet bag"

toilet bag by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

toilet brush 

A brush used for breaking large faeces, separating (or getting covered in) spunk and pushing rubbish down in a toilet.

"Dude, I owned you with my toilet brush!"

toilet brush by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

UHF 

Ultra High Frequency (300-3000 MHz; 1m-10cm)

UHF by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Shopping Trolley

A shopping trolley is a trolley in which you put your shopping in. Usually found dumped in canals, or with a hobo sleeping in it, they are great transportation tools. Most supermarkets are suffering from jacked shopping trolleys and have introduced newer shopping trolleys which get jacked too.

"Dude, let's go to Tesco and jack the trolleys."

Shopping Trolley by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

urinal mints 

Those fresheners you find in urinals to get rid of the smell of urine but it just ends up smelling of bleach and piss and it makes you wanna puke.

"Eat a urinal mint, it freshens your breath."

urinal mints by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003