Soiled Undergarment's definitions

spend a penny

See take a slash.

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

Henno Gravy

That guy in Ultimate Force and he is like the leader and he thinks he is the dog's bollocks - he was Grant in EastEnders.

"I'm Henno Garvie, Sargent Dogs Bollocks."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

f1

The function key F1. It really gets on my tits for some reason.

"For help press F1." -Micro$oft

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

bog roll

Brit. Slang.
Toilet paper. Bog - toilet. Roll - roll of paper.

"Dude, I have real bad diarrhoea and we're out of bog roll, can you run down to Tesco for me?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

Pump

1) A pump action shotgun.
2) To fill your car with petrol.
3) To ejaculate with plenty of force.

1) "Dude, that is a nice pump."
2) "Dude, wait in the car while I pump."
3) "Dude, I was so horny I was pumping like mad."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Pusseh

A cat or woman's genitalia. Can be pronounced 'pussay' or 'puss-air' like you're from Northern England.

"Gimme pusseh!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

spoon

1) Eating instrument.
2) Exclamation of joy.
3) Code word for porn.

1) "Dude, pass me that spoon."
2) "Dude, I just got root of all evil, SPOON!"
3) "Dude, I've got some nice spoon in my bag."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003