Soiled Undergarment's definitions

klip

Some scottish guy I know.

<soiled> hey klip
<klip> hey

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

fluff your jesus

When you have a statue of Jesus and you use a dustbuster on it.

"Dude, that Jesus needs fluffing."
"Dude, I'm gonna fluff my Jesus."

£

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Puta

1) "Bitch" in Spanish. (pronounced 'poota')
2) Short term for computer. (pronounced 'pewta')

1) "Yo tengo grande cojones, puta."
2) "Wanna go play on the puta?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003

government

Gay man's orgy.

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

want me to read your tea leaves?

What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.

"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

toilet brush

A brush used for breaking large faeces, separating (or getting covered in) spunk and pushing rubbish down in a toilet.

"Dude, I owned you with my toilet brush!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

bootleg

A make of shoe.

"Go to Clarks and buy some bootlegs."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003