randomly typed keys

Some keys randomly typed like gjkgohkjeopvckiwkbvopsk.

"Dude, people actually study what keys people randomly type?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

pip

1) Found in the middle of fruits like an apple.
2) Password in plaintext.

by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

stroke

To have a slow wank.

"Dude, today's been so quick, when I go home I'm gonna stroke."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

99 cent store

A store where everything costs 99¢.

"Dude, I got us some lunch for 99¢!"
"Dude, don't eat that shit."

by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003

Windows XP

One of the rare operating systems which is able to stay on and not crash!

"Dude, my XP box never crashes!"
"Dude, 2K boxes don't crash as well ya know."
"Dude, I have XP Pro, that pwns."
"Dude, thank god you don't have home edition."

by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003

email

Yet another way that crap from the Internet (pr0n, drugs, warez, virii etc) can be brought to you.. E-Mail also includes spam.

"Dude, my e-mail is fucked."
"Dude, my e-mail is brilliant, I got my house remortgaged, a fake diploma, pr0n site passwords, the lot."

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

bog roll

Brit. Slang.
Toilet paper. Bog - toilet. Roll - roll of paper.

"Dude, I have real bad diarrhoea and we're out of bog roll, can you run down to Tesco for me?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003