Soiled Undergarment's definitions

autoexec

AUTOEXEC.BAT

1) Computer file
2) Male genitalia

"Dude, don't fuck with your autoexec.bat!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

take a slash

British slang "to urinate".

"Dude, I'm dying to take a slash, but I can't find a bog."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

F12

Last function key.

"Dude, press F12."
"Dude, why?"
"Dude, Just press it."
"Dude, nothing happened."
"Dude, it's great isn't it."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

word]word[word

What people write on Urbandictionary when they don't know how to link to another UD word.

wordexampleword

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

jack-off

1) When an angry mother orders her son (named Jack) off a ride outside Tesco.
2) To masturbate.

1) "Get off the Postman Pat ride, you've been on long enough... JACK, OFF!"
2) "Dude, I am going to jack off."

by Soiled Undergarment August 15, 2003

11 88 88

One of the many companies in the 118 directory enquiries business. It was fun to phone at first, now the company's fame went to their heads and are providing a shitty service.

"Dude, 11 88 88 suck."
"Aye."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Taco Bell

1) A phreaking group who are a spin off of the Bell phone company.
2) A popular fast food chain with nice chicken quesadilla.

1) "Dude, I'm a member of Taco Bell."
2) "Dude, there's a Taco Bell there, wanna go get some lunch?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003