Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

bastard

1) Fish excrement.
2) An insult.
3) Somebody born without a father.

1) "Dude, look at that floating bastard."
2) "Dude, that guy's a bastard."
3) "Dude, BO's mum's a whore and he's a bastard."

bastard by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

floppy disk 

A 3.5" disk used to store 1.44MB, a ridiculous amount of space but it is now coming out of fashion.

"Dude, I feel chlostrophobic when I use a floppy disk."

floppy disk by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Lump 

A dog who although has been run over many times still loves to chase cars.

"Lump, come back here boy, that is an ugly car."

Lump by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

breakfast 

1) The main meal in the morning.
2) A friend.

1) "Dude, I could sure have some breakfast."
2) "Dude, you're my breakfast."

breakfast by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

masticate

Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.

"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."

masticate by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

spacebar 

1) The social place for Astronauts.
2) A key on a keyboard which has a nice name but doesn't do much.

"Dude, I am going to Mir."
"Dude, have fun at the spacebar."

spacebar by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

purple mushroom 

A poisonous fungus.

"Don't eat that purple mushroom!"

purple mushroom by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003