Soda Pop2's definitions
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
Get the Duck Coilymug. An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.
I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
Get the Grandpa's torpedomug. When you hang from a ceiling fan while your dog licks your balls and you shoot a cum wad in the dogs eye!
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
Get the Caesar's Angry Piratemug. When you have a pool party and a girl wears her dirty maxi-pad while in the pool. Allows it to get completely soggy, then continues to wear it the rest of the day and sleeps in it at night for the slumber party.
Man, it was Sunday Bloody Sunday when Lizabeth wore her dirty wet soggy pad in April's pool then went to sleep in her sleeping bag.
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
Get the Sunday Bloody Sundaymug. by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
Get the caesar's palacemug. The act of fellatio, when you do the bob and weave; then as he begins to climax, you punch him in the stomach, the esophagus, chomp on his weiner and finally a good punch in the square pants.
My girlfriend performed a spongebob donkey punch on me last night. It was the best blow job ever! It was so good I sharted and then she licked my ass crack, thus she performed a spongebob hershey kiss.
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
Get the Spongebob Donkey Punchmug. When your girlfriend performs a spongebob donkey punch on you then you shart and she licks your ass crack.
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
Get the Spongebob hershey kissmug.