When you hang from a ceiling fan while your dog licks your balls and you shoot a cum wad in the dogs eye!
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
When you have a pool party and a girl wears her dirty maxi-pad while in the pool. Allows it to get completely soggy, then continues to wear it the rest of the day and sleeps in it at night for the slumber party.
Man, it was Sunday Bloody Sunday when Lizabeth wore her dirty wet soggy pad in April's pool then went to sleep in her sleeping bag.
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.
I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
When you fart in your pants and a piece of white hard petrified shit squeezes out and gets stuck to your ass hairs for months.
I hadn't shit for weeks, then finally I was laughing so hard I did a Great White Shart.
While performing the Spongebob Donkey Punch on my boyfriend, I munched on a Great White Shart. Mmmm CRUNCHY!
While performing the Spongebob Donkey Punch on my boyfriend, I munched on a Great White Shart. Mmmm CRUNCHY!
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
When your girlfriend performs a spongebob donkey punch on you then you shart and she licks your ass crack.
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008