When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it
Like a coyote in heat
its kinda ugly to the neighbors
You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling
They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited
"Did you hear that last night?"
"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
Like a coyote in heat
its kinda ugly to the neighbors
You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling
They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited
"Did you hear that last night?"
"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick"
Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night
"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"
She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much
Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night
"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"
She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much
Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 05, 2018
by SoapySardines aka Dorian January 21, 2019
When in doggy position, the giver grabs onto their hair and places both feet in front of their knees... and pretends to ride a go kart, probably not the smoothest road, or slow
one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
GoKart Position aka Derby style position Racing
So what are you doing for your honeymoon?
We plan on GoKarting...
Wanna race?
Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?
( couples GoKart together)
Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting
Rally car racing is the group version
Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action
AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing
So what are you doing for your honeymoon?
We plan on GoKarting...
Wanna race?
Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?
( couples GoKart together)
Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting
Rally car racing is the group version
Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action
AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 05, 2018
dudes brutal
He can do alot of things and defiantly dont want to piss him off
One time he broke a throwing knife in half , against plywood... and no hes not that strong looking at all...
brutal part was...
he spun around and made a ripping motion with hands right after he threw it...
believe it or not it happened, just imagine it , should help you understand what being brutal is
Brutal results
He can do alot of things and defiantly dont want to piss him off
One time he broke a throwing knife in half , against plywood... and no hes not that strong looking at all...
brutal part was...
he spun around and made a ripping motion with hands right after he threw it...
believe it or not it happened, just imagine it , should help you understand what being brutal is
Brutal results
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 30, 2018
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 23, 2018
Fart , let them know you farted
Then also, say you farted when you didnt
Eventually they find out
Then never know if you really farted or not
Fart when something important is being done
When driving roll the windows up ... lock them
Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...
Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them
Then admit you didnt really fart
Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it
Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf
safe for work and everywhere
except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...
Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
Then also, say you farted when you didnt
Eventually they find out
Then never know if you really farted or not
Fart when something important is being done
When driving roll the windows up ... lock them
Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...
Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them
Then admit you didnt really fart
Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it
Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf
safe for work and everywhere
except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...
Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 28, 2018
Cry wolf about something like thats bad, but the result is harmless but the result of a laugh wolf is comically deceptive
just a laugh wolf tactic
Probably best done with anyone you know well and get along with
Or people you really dont like to make them smell your fart one day for example
just a laugh wolf tactic
Probably best done with anyone you know well and get along with
Or people you really dont like to make them smell your fart one day for example
when you cry wolf about a fart for example and they find out you've been lying and then when you really do fart and admit it... and they find out about it because they dont know if your lying or not...
Laugh wolf
result of a cry wolf, being a comical one
Laugh wolf
result of a cry wolf, being a comical one
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 28, 2018