joint mission

when your crew ventures out to score enough marijuana for a weekend tokethon.
“I heard your parents will be gone for a week. Dude, this party is gonna be legit, but only if we have a successful joint mission.”
by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018
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blunderfest

A very poorly executed festive or celebratory event, especially during the holiday season, involving team participation that results in chaos and confusion.
Thanks to the complete lack of planning and coordination plus the unexpected blizzard, the office party was a blunderfest of epic proportions.
by Snoopy4321 February 19, 2017
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angry nob

the result of coordinated cockblocking by your “friends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.
“We really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”
by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018
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cractivist

A high-energy, spring-loaded protester with no compunctions about forcefully and abruptly challenging others’ opinions and/or ideas regardless of venue.
He disrupted the class again by shouting during the professor’s lecture. What a freakin’ cractivist!
by Snoopy4321 February 19, 2017
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spilljoy

a clumsy drunk who always manages to spill his alcoholic beverages on others at a party.
Bro #1: “Hey, what happened to Joe's fuzzy navel?”
Bro #2: “I'm wearing it - Joe is such a freakin' spilljoy!”
by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018
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snactive

a single word to describe a lazy person whose peak level of physical activity is typically limited to burning only those calories necessary to acquire snacks or junk food.
Doctor: “Do you exercise on a daily basis? That may help alleviate the lethargy.”
Patient: “Well, I know my coworkers describe me as moderately snactive.”
by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018
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