Definitions by Snoopy4321

joint mission 

when your crew ventures out to score enough marijuana for a weekend tokethon.

“I heard your parents will be gone for a week. Dude, this party is gonna be legit, but only if we have a successful joint mission.”

joint mission by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

angry nob 

the result of coordinated cockblocking by your “friends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.

“We really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”

angry nob by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

fubarista

An inexperienced barista who cannot make a decent coffee-related beverage to save his or her life.

I really need a strong cafe latte to wake me up. Hope to God that young fubarista isn’t there today!

fubarista by Snoopy4321 February 19, 2017

fapazine 

An adult-oriented magazine that can no longer be read due to pages being glued together from prior use.

Good luck trying to read the fapazine in the restroom – it’s completely worn out. By the way, don’t forget to wash your hands.

fapazine by Snoopy4321 February 19, 2017

blunderfest 

A very poorly executed festive or celebratory event, especially during the holiday season, involving team participation that results in chaos and confusion.

Thanks to the complete lack of planning and coordination plus the unexpected blizzard, the office party was a blunderfest of epic proportions.

blunderfest by Snoopy4321 February 19, 2017

cractivist

A high-energy, spring-loaded protester with no compunctions about forcefully and abruptly challenging others’ opinions and/or ideas regardless of venue.

He disrupted the class again by shouting during the professor’s lecture. What a freakin’ cractivist!

cractivist by Snoopy4321 February 19, 2017