Snocap's definitions

Hijack

n. A term to describe male masturbation on an airplane or any other mode of transportation, at a significant height.

Willie got tired of reading all of the boring magazines on his flight, so he decided to head to the bathroom for a hijack.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

Foap

n. A soapy, yet gaseous aroma that is created while one showers, adds soap to the anal area, and then expels gas.

Stephanie went to a Mexican restaurant and then let out quite a foap in the shower.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

parsley

n. Someone who adds no "flavor" or "spice" to the conversation or group, to the point where the others forget that he/she even exists. This term was derived from the parsley herb which is mainly just used as garnish on a plate, yet is rarely eaten.

Man, I think we should eliminate Gary from our crew - he is such parsley and can never pull any hot ass!!!

by Snocap September 19, 2006

invisible luggage

n. the broadened and exaggerated weightlifters stance used to accentuate one's shoulders, resulting in a look as if they are holding heavy suitcases in either hand. Those with a Naploeon Complex also tend to utilize this technique to overcompensate for their lack of physique.

After Joey left the gym, he walked around his house with invisible luggage and it quickly gave him the reassurance he needed to feel like a powerhouse.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

Headnod

The involuntary and repetitive head reflex one exercises when listening to a really tight jam (song). The individual bobs his/her head to the beat of the jam, exuding a feeling of confidence and coolness that quickly vanishes once the jam ends.

Once "Nothin' But A G Thing" came on the speakers, Maleeq's headnod intensified dramatically and the hos noticed his good vibe.

by Snocap September 20, 2006

flatlined

The non-activity that one receives when he/she is being rejected.

Megan couldn't understand why Rich flatlined her - she began to wonder if it was because of all the junk in her trunk.

by Snocap September 20, 2006

OBO

Acronym meaning "Official Blow Off". Defined as the formal notification given to someone when they are truly not interested and the fade away has finally kicked in.

After numerous phonecalls that Jen made to Rick were unanswered, she finally realized that she had been given the OBO.

by Snocap September 20, 2006