Snocap's definitions

Mexican Standoff

The awkward scenario where one person goes to kiss another on the cheek and the recipient moves for the mouth (or vice versa). This results in a repeated back and forth movement where both parties keep moving to rectify their facial position, creating a kung fu movie visual.

Andre attempted to say goodbye by kissing Lena on the cheek, however, Lena was looking for more, causing quite a Mexican Standoff between the two of them.

by Snocap September 20, 2006

Spin Cycle

A collection of spinners in one area or plowing consecutive spinners in a single streak.

J.C. could not believe his eyes when he got to the club. There was such a serious Spin Cycle in effect, that he thought he was at a laundromat.

by Snocap September 21, 2006

Sciannanagans

When a female chooses to get with a male who is feminine, malleable, and/or frail for purposes of boosting her self-esteem.

Shanda got a restraining order put on her for getting OBO'ed by Bob, so she had to pull a few Sciannanagans for a while to get her back on track.

by Snocap September 21, 2006

ahohno

Literally, means "I don't know", but it's these 3 words condensed into one and pronounced ebonically.

D: Where's my Eazy E cd at?
S: Ahohno, fool!
D: Dag, what are you good fo!!

by Snocap February 28, 2007

HPD

Literally "Head Push Down". After years of women feeling humiliated from receiving the "Iron Fist", they all joined together and rebelled - thus resulting in forcing cunnilingus onto their male partners.

Dave was appalled by the fact that Jane gave him the HPD, making him dive-roll off the bed.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

Barsmiles

The satisfied, excited look on an individual who is enjoying their social outting to the fullest. This would include, but not limit, a solid alcohol buzz, potential ass to be had, a strong surrounding crew, and tight music flowing through the air.

Based on Mark's barsmiles, any newcomer into the mix would quickly conclude that he was having a good night and most likely not going home empty handed.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

shopping in my store

Violating someone's 3 foot personal space rule, getting in someone's grill, and being way too close for comfort.

I don't understand why Maleeq is always shopping in my store? He needs to step off and get away from me with his funky breath.

by Snocap September 28, 2006