Definitions by Snipedog22

Muddy Jew Harp 

The act of licking a woman's butthole, while flicking her clit. Usually done doggystyle.

Man, last night my girlfriend let me play her Muddy Jew Harp. It was fantastic!

Muddy Jew Harp by Snipedog22 August 25, 2016

Piggin 

The act of going doggy style with your woman, and sliding it out of hole one and going into hole two "unexpectedly". When she screams out in pain, you shove an apple into her mouth, like cooking a whole pig.

I have to go to the store tonight to get an apple, I'm gonna try Piggin my girl tonight.

pig doggy sex apple style girlfriend fun mouth [woman hole

Piggin by Snipedog22 May 28, 2016

Schlumpin Schlinger 

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

Schlumpin Schlinger by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015

Hot Chocolate 

The act of warming a glass of milk in the microwave, then taking a syringe and taking the milk from the cup and placing it into your woman's B hole. Than placing a marshmallow in to plug it. All said and done she stand over top of you after mixing in her B hole and shoots it into your mouth.

It's that time of year again man, I really could go for one of my girlfriends hot chocolates

Hot Chocolate by Snipedog22 December 30, 2014

Buoy Cat 

Another name for a females genitalia.

Come on girl let me have some of that Buoy Cat.

Man I can't wait to get some of that Buoy Cat tonight.

Buoy Cat by Snipedog22 August 27, 2013

Mud Lobster 

Name given to the size of a dump that is partially down the toliet but also looks like it is trying to crawl out of the bowl.

Man, did you guys see the Mud Lobster someone left in the first stall at work today.

Mud Lobster by Snipedog22 August 27, 2013

Twilight 

The act of shooting a load on a girls face the throwing a handful of glitter on her face.

Dude I was with my G/F last night and I Twilighted her. She sparkled like tinkerbell!

Twilight by Snipedog22 February 2, 2013