Vonoff1700

A Chicago rapper who wears glasses.
Known for songs like "Opps on Deck"
Recently blew up.
"Vonoff1700, what is your prescription"
by Smurkio May 21, 2025
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teacher's hoe

A teacher's hoe is a variant of a teacher's pet, with their constant sucking up and tattling to the teachers and/or school authorities such as principals and school cops. They are often bullied severely and as a result, hide behind authorities to avoid bullying. Unlike the teacher's pet, a teacher's hoe has little academic success and aren't brainy, they only suck up to teachers to avoid being bullied. They often have disabilities, and this is a result of 1. The poor treatment of kids with disabilities and 2. A "run-to-teacher" attitude to bullying, where instead of standing up for yourself or fighting your bullies, these poor souls are taught to tattle to the teachers and to ignore the bullying, as a result becoming fully dependent on the teachers. They often become totally socially inept and institutionized in a way, and they can't socialise or function properly due to being pampered by teachers. They often hang out with teachers all the time and become the favorites of the teachers.
Jessica: Ain't that a shame, Ava is always hanging out at the teacher's office at lunch, probably because she doesn't wanna get beat up at lunch!
Lily: Shame what the system taught her, they didn't teach her how to defend herself, they brainwashed her and turned her into a teacher's hoe!
by Smurkio August 18, 2024
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rich people poor

When you can afford the basics but nothing else. Didn't grow up with the nice clothes, new electronics, vacations, etc Still had food on the plate, still had some clothing, still had internet access (if gen z)
synonyms: working class, lower middle class
Basically: You're poor according to the middle class, upper-middle class and the rich, but you're too rich for "true poverty"
Often gatekept out of being "disadvantaged" or being "just above the poverty line", but didn't grow up with the luxuries of the middle class or the upper class
Tyler: Why Don't You Have a PS5 or an Air Fryer, Dennis?

Dennis: I'm rich people poor
by Smurkio January 03, 2024
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You forgot the homework

What you say when you wanna annoy everyone. Consequences include: No more friends, no more respect, getting jumped, getting murdered, getting bullied and more...
Tyler: Hey, Mrs Brown, you forgot the homework!
Every student: Kys
by Smurkio October 27, 2023
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Tyson

Miss you 😥
#fdgz #3tyson #60k
by Smurkio August 25, 2024
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August 9

Person 1: Hey it's August 9
Person 2: Happy birthday King Von
by Smurkio October 17, 2023
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GRETCHDAPP

Gangsta, Roadman, Eshay, Thug, Criminal, Houseless, Drilla, Ally, Prisoner, People in Poverty. An acronym that celebrates and accepts the disadvantaged and the delinquent, From all corners of the world and life. In February, there is a pride month celebrating these people.
Mr David: Why did this person rob the bank?
Shannon: Don’t worry, they’re in the GRETCHDAPP community
Mr David: OK
by Smurkio September 15, 2023
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