Smokey McPot's definitions

cock jockey

Someone who bounces up and down on a penis with similar enthusiasm of that of a jockey riding a horse. Usually used to describe a homosexual male.

No you can't fuck me vigorously in the ass, What do you think I am some kinda cock-jockey.

by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005

wankshaft

this is a small donkey that lives in your fore skin and eats the scrot rot of the end of your testicles

"ahhh wankshaft please remove your teeth from my tiny little testicles" - Andy

by Smokey Mcpot January 27, 2003

Vernon

A place in northern new jersey where you can buy a lot of pot. it is famous because they say heroin is the drug of choice for northern new jersey but its hard to find anything but pot in vernon. actually, if you go down town and ask random people for pot, they might actually just give it away. i know cause ive had this happen to me. its also easy to get alot of ecstasy around here...

"hey random thug on the streets of vernon... do you have any pot?"

"hells yeah, want some?"

"why sure kind stranger!"

by Smokey McPot May 13, 2005

C21H26O2

yo its the chemical formula for tetrahydrocannabinol, the active ingredient in marijuana, yo

yo, yo, u wanna grow some C21 H26 O2?

by Smokey McPot November 24, 2003

Resin Tooth

The tooth of someone who smokes Hashish, constantly, all day long, and rarely brushes his teeth. The result is a nice brown and yellow stain right in the center of the smile, which can repulse women and friends.

What do you mean your out of hash, you could probbably scrape about an eighth off your teeth.

by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005

futurola

a joint rolling machine used widely by many enlightened pot smokers.

i just packed the chron into my futurola, twisted it up and bam i had a nice ass joint

by smokey mcpot September 4, 2003

totaled

getting totally wasted off of some substance.... legal or illegal

i smoked that chron and i just got totaled.

by smokey mcpot September 4, 2003