17 definitions by Smiaras

Scooby

Another way of describing a knacker

You can tell he's a scooby because of his tash and those sovereigns

by Smiaras May 6, 2004

slatered

Completely drunk

He was slatered last night. He scored with an absolute minger

by Smiaras May 6, 2004

wing commander

A man who leads by example when it comes to women. When approaching a group of women he is the one who does all the talking.broke the ice with this pair of crackers last night, ended up pulling and having a great laugh.

The wing commander

by Smiaras May 6, 2004

stonky

A `sarcastic way of saying someone smells instead of saying stinky.

Stonky! Did someone fart?

by Smiaras May 6, 2004

gee-eyed

Completely drunk.

He was gee-eyed last night. He ended up puking everywhere

by Smiaras May 6, 2004

spartacus

A person you think is homosexual

Oh Spartacus, nice tight jeans you're wearing there.

by Smiaras May 6, 2004

hoopies

Horribly thick gold earrings knacker or tinker women wear. Men wear sovereign rings and their girlfriends wear these. Also worn by people with poor taste ie Christina Aguilera

She's wearing a nasty pair of gold hoopies. They're so massive that they're stretching her ear lobes.

by Smiaras May 6, 2004