Dirty Ashley Ingram

A dirty Ashley Ingram is the art of placing chocolate donuts around the male member and then eating them without licking your lips.

Will you give me a dirty Ashley Ingram tonight?

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Dirty Ingram

The act of fingering your dog before quietly picking your nose.

I was at the traffic lights and I saw this guy in the car next to me use his best friend for a dirty Ingram

by Smegforbrains June 19, 2020

Ingram burger

When making homemade burgers you have noticed you have run out of sauce so you rely on evenly applying gentleman’s mayonnaise to your hot meat.

I’d like an Ingram burger with cheese please

by Smegforbrains June 19, 2020

Midget Stripper

A job for the vertically challenged. Usually found at “business” conferences in New Orleans.

Hey Jeremy I’m only 3ft tall and I come with my own portable suitcase, can I be a midget stripper please?

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Akindoyin

The art of going out on a Friday and getting home on Sunday with no memory or money. Could have been detained by aliens.

I remember leaving work early on the Friday and it must have turned into an Akindoyin

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Binning

A flat earther who even believes his own reflection in the mirror is an elitist message to keep him in bondage.

He thinks everything is a con he is a right Binning

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

SW15

SW15 is a notorious postcode in London where the male residents take pleasure in giving their dogs anal pleasure without the courtesy of providing a reach around.

He’s very selfish, all the pets know he is an SW15

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020