Smegforbrains's definitions

Dirty Ingram

The act of fingering your dog before quietly picking your nose.

I was at the traffic lights and I saw this guy in the car next to me use his best friend for a dirty Ingram

by Smegforbrains June 19, 2020

Akindoyin

The art of going out on a Friday and getting home on Sunday with no memory or money. Could have been detained by aliens.

I remember leaving work early on the Friday and it must have turned into an Akindoyin

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

A Martin Leather

A narcissistic driving instructor

If you want driving lessons don’t get a Martin Leather

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Binning

A flat earther who even believes his own reflection in the mirror is an elitist message to keep him in bondage.

He thinks everything is a con he is a right Binning

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Stingram

The action of jerking off your canine best friend

Rover was dry humping everything so I gave him a stingram

by Smegforbrains June 19, 2020

Dirty Ashley Ingram

A dirty Ashley Ingram is the art of placing chocolate donuts around the male member and then eating them without licking your lips.

Will you give me a dirty Ashley Ingram tonight?

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

SW15

SW15 is a notorious postcode in London where the male residents take pleasure in giving their dogs anal pleasure without the courtesy of providing a reach around.

He’s very selfish, all the pets know he is an SW15

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020