Smart American Male's definitions

dungshell

A person who use to be great at something, but now sucks at it. A shell of what someone use to be.

Here's an analogy in the case of dungshells: John Cena is to WWE as Barry Bonds is to baseball.

by Smart American Male July 30, 2008

numnah

1. a felt of sheepskin pad placed between a horse's back and the saddle to prevent chafing
2. a word used in the 2008 Spelling Bee which was confused with "numnut".

Announcer: "Numnah"
Speller: "Numnut?"... Oh! "Numnah"!

by Smart American Male June 3, 2008

graham cracker

An old person who tries to act cool.

Kid: Hey! Get a load of the graham cracker! Ahaha!
Man: Is that a geezer on a skateboard?!
Old Man: LOOGAME! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kid & Man together: A 360 Varial McTwist?!

by Smart American Male October 18, 2006

game under

1. A point in time where a game gets too brutal/stalemated/at full potentials/etc that it's to be played just out of the appropriate playing area

2. The opposite of "game over".

This game's far from over! It's game under!

by Smart American Male May 3, 2006

meatwallet

A burly man who doesn't really know that he's cool.

Man 1: I suck.
Man 2: Meatwallet, you have seen anything have you?

by Smart American Male September 10, 2006

alcosexual

A man who is attracted to beer over women. It's a growing trend over the repetitive use of the idea in American beer ads.

Girl 1: Kelsie, help...
Girl 2: What's wrong?
Girl 1: They guy you hooked me up with, turns out he's pretty weird.
Girl 2: Is he a homosexual?
Girl 1: Worse. An alcosexual.

by Smart American Male June 6, 2010

thud

a unit a weight for fat, heavy, obese women

Look at that women! She must weigh like 300 thuds or something like that!

by Smart American Male May 3, 2006