SloppyToppy 's definitions

House party

A party usually thrown by a high schooler/teenager without their parents' knowledge or permission. Typically thrown while parents are on vacation or gone for an extended amount of hours. Classic high school house party involves alcohol, weed, music, and people hooking up and/or having sex. Many times the house is left in a complete mess and sometimes is damaged. Very risky, as parents may find out, neighbors may complain, and cops may get called if it's wild enough - but if done right it's so worth it.

Joe's parents went to Connecticut for the weekend so he threw a house party.

by SloppyToppy October 18, 2015

clean shave

A freshly shaven face. The ultimate clean shave is achieved when the face remains perfectly smooth, with no bump, pimples, or cuts after shaving. Usually required in workplaces and for most practical jobs.

"Did you see Joe yet this morning? He has a perfect clean shave, jeez."

by SloppyToppy November 16, 2015

Shmurged

To be both drunk and high at the same time.

"I went to that party last night and got fuckin' shmurged!"

by SloppyToppy November 6, 2015

Chicago waffle

Taking a shit in someone's laptop and closing it.

"He was being a fucking douchebag so when he left I gave him a Chicago waffle as a nice surprise for when he came back."

by SloppyToppy November 3, 2015

Teenager

One of the best or worst times of your life, no in between. Some people have insane amounts of fun and learn a lot about themselves while others can't wait to be out of high school and move on with their lives. Stereotypical teenage activities usually involve the discovering and experimenting of relationships, drinking, smoking, sex, parties, driving and various other things.

"I miss being a teenager, son. It sounds cliche and corny but cherish every moment of your teenage years, because I would do anything to be a teenager again -even if it was just for a day."

by SloppyToppy November 22, 2015

Threat Level Midnight

May refer to the episode of the tv show The Office of the same name or the song by the band Neck Deep. In the case of The Office, it refers to a movie one of the main characters writes. In the Neck Deep song it is believed to reference that episode of The Office but is also belived to describe and urgent situation, in the song's case one involving a relationship or love.

"It was Threat Level Midnight once he found out about her."

by SloppyToppy May 24, 2016

Savage

1) Noun- A guy who goes from girl to girl looking for nothing other than hook ups and/or sex. Involved in multiple no strings attached relationships. In other words, a man whore.

2) Verb- To go from girl to girl getting sex or sexual activities.

Joe is a savage, he's fucked like 3 girls this month.

Joe likes to savage. He's gotten with so many girls this year.

by SloppyToppy March 25, 2016