SloppyToppy 's definitions

Chicago waffle

Taking a shit in someone's laptop and closing it.

"He was being a fucking douchebag so when he left I gave him a Chicago waffle as a nice surprise for when he came back."

by SloppyToppy November 3, 2015

clean shave

A freshly shaven face. The ultimate clean shave is achieved when the face remains perfectly smooth, with no bump, pimples, or cuts after shaving. Usually required in workplaces and for most practical jobs.

"Did you see Joe yet this morning? He has a perfect clean shave, jeez."

by SloppyToppy November 16, 2015

Shmurged

To be both drunk and high at the same time.

"I went to that party last night and got fuckin' shmurged!"

by SloppyToppy November 6, 2015

Samantha

Why you looking her name up you know she's a baddie

Fred: Samantha is bad as hell
Jack: Dude I know

by SloppyToppy January 4, 2021

exclusive

The state of being in an unofficial relationship, or "talking", where both individuals agree to only get with one another. In other words, a relationship without a solid title but both partners agree to commit to each other to a certain degree.

Lidia and Victor aren't going out, but they're exclusive.

by SloppyToppy June 26, 2016

Teenager

One of the best or worst times of your life, no in between. Some people have insane amounts of fun and learn a lot about themselves while others can't wait to be out of high school and move on with their lives. Stereotypical teenage activities usually involve the discovering and experimenting of relationships, drinking, smoking, sex, parties, driving and various other things.

"I miss being a teenager, son. It sounds cliche and corny but cherish every moment of your teenage years, because I would do anything to be a teenager again -even if it was just for a day."

by SloppyToppy November 22, 2015

Savage

1) Noun- A guy who goes from girl to girl looking for nothing other than hook ups and/or sex. Involved in multiple no strings attached relationships. In other words, a man whore.

2) Verb- To go from girl to girl getting sex or sexual activities.

Joe is a savage, he's fucked like 3 girls this month.

Joe likes to savage. He's gotten with so many girls this year.

by SloppyToppy March 25, 2016