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Steve : Wow I'm so Horny would you like to have the pleasure of fucking me?
Kiersten : You are a Creepy old man I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person on earth!
Steve : But I want to Fuck!
Kiersten : Buzz off bastard!
Steve : No I'm Horny and I want to fuck!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself and leave me alone!
Steve : Ok
Steve : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey this is fun!
Kiersten : OMG that is disgusting I'm callin the cops!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey I gave myself a cumfacial!
Kiersten : HELP!
Kiersten : You are a Creepy old man I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person on earth!
Steve : But I want to Fuck!
Kiersten : Buzz off bastard!
Steve : No I'm Horny and I want to fuck!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself and leave me alone!
Steve : Ok
Steve : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey this is fun!
Kiersten : OMG that is disgusting I'm callin the cops!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey I gave myself a cumfacial!
Kiersten : HELP!
by SlopNChop February 21, 2017
Get the Hornymug. Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Kiersten : Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Craig : Wow check it out Jake's Breast Danicing with Kiersten!
Chad : Ohh! I hope she turns around! Oh yeah baby shake what god gave you!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Wow a sasuage fest! Mmmmm!
Craig : Don't even think about it!
Chad: Well!
Steve : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Don't forget the plums!
Steve : La La La La La!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmmm! Puddin!
Craig : This is disgusting I need to see some boobs!
Steve : Hey Craig I got boobs too wanna see?
Craig : That's it I quit!
Chad: Wow you have a nice set of tit's Steve how bout some Breast Dancing!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Kiersten : Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Craig : Wow check it out Jake's Breast Danicing with Kiersten!
Chad : Ohh! I hope she turns around! Oh yeah baby shake what god gave you!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Wow a sasuage fest! Mmmmm!
Craig : Don't even think about it!
Chad: Well!
Steve : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Don't forget the plums!
Steve : La La La La La!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmmm! Puddin!
Craig : This is disgusting I need to see some boobs!
Steve : Hey Craig I got boobs too wanna see?
Craig : That's it I quit!
Chad: Wow you have a nice set of tit's Steve how bout some Breast Dancing!
Steve : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop November 15, 2017
Get the Breast Dancingmug. Chad: Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Jesus Christ! Holy Shit! God Damn!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Wow that was some major cum looks like my sticky body's gonna need a shower!
Chad : Maybe I could join you and Lather your body!
Kiersten : Well the good thing is we can fuck in the shower and wash the cum right off!
Chad : I love to Lather you smooth body and fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Chad you are so sexual!
Kiersten : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Jesus Christ! Holy Shit! God Damn!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Wow that was some major cum looks like my sticky body's gonna need a shower!
Chad : Maybe I could join you and Lather your body!
Kiersten : Well the good thing is we can fuck in the shower and wash the cum right off!
Chad : I love to Lather you smooth body and fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Chad you are so sexual!
by SlopNChop March 7, 2017
Get the Lathermug. Michelle : Oh Mark I sure did miss your hard dick inside me Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Mark : Oh Michelle I sure did miss your soft pussy YEE! YEE! YEE! (splat) OOPS!
Michelle : OOPS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Mark : Oh nothing just a little Crud Muffin come on let's cuddlefuck!
Michelle : LITTLE IT'S THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL? You pooped a Crud Muffin on my leg while you was pounding my pussy! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!
Mark : Uh I believe this is our bed and I want to cuddlefuck!
Michelle : Uh we are divorced and this is my bed GET THE FUCK OUT!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : And take your god damn Crud Muffin with you! (splat)
Steve : Hey Mark you look so sexy with that Crud Muffin on your face Mmmm!
Mark : Wow Steve thanks! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : MARK WHY THE HELL IS SOME GUY LICKING YOUR FACE AND RUBBING YOUR COCK!
Mark : I don't know but it feel's kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : GROSS! Im calling the cops!
Steve : You know Mark in prison you can get fucked in the ass and blow Crud Muffins everywhere!
Mark : Wow that sounds kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hello Police two gay guy's broke into my house and there are Crud Muffins everywhere!
Steve : Mmmm! Crud Muffins! (wink)
Mark : Oh Michelle I sure did miss your soft pussy YEE! YEE! YEE! (splat) OOPS!
Michelle : OOPS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Mark : Oh nothing just a little Crud Muffin come on let's cuddlefuck!
Michelle : LITTLE IT'S THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL? You pooped a Crud Muffin on my leg while you was pounding my pussy! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!
Mark : Uh I believe this is our bed and I want to cuddlefuck!
Michelle : Uh we are divorced and this is my bed GET THE FUCK OUT!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : And take your god damn Crud Muffin with you! (splat)
Steve : Hey Mark you look so sexy with that Crud Muffin on your face Mmmm!
Mark : Wow Steve thanks! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : MARK WHY THE HELL IS SOME GUY LICKING YOUR FACE AND RUBBING YOUR COCK!
Mark : I don't know but it feel's kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : GROSS! Im calling the cops!
Steve : You know Mark in prison you can get fucked in the ass and blow Crud Muffins everywhere!
Mark : Wow that sounds kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hello Police two gay guy's broke into my house and there are Crud Muffins everywhere!
Steve : Mmmm! Crud Muffins! (wink)
by SlopNChop November 30, 2018
Get the Crud Muffinmug. Kayla : Hey Jake wanna a blowjob!
Kiersten : Well since Kiersten's not around I guess!
Kayla : O wow your cock's Bigger Than Christmas!
Jake : Yeah I guess I'm blessed!
Kayla : MMMM! MMMM! MMMMM!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my man's dick before I rip you an asshole Bigger Than Christmas!
Steve : Wow Jake your penis is Bigger Than Christmas! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE PULL UP YOUR PANTS!
Kiersten : Well since Kiersten's not around I guess!
Kayla : O wow your cock's Bigger Than Christmas!
Jake : Yeah I guess I'm blessed!
Kayla : MMMM! MMMM! MMMMM!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my man's dick before I rip you an asshole Bigger Than Christmas!
Steve : Wow Jake your penis is Bigger Than Christmas! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE PULL UP YOUR PANTS!
by SlopNChop August 21, 2017
Get the Bigger Than Christmasmug. Kiersten : Guess what Jake I'm Pregnant!
Jake : God Damn how did this happen we use condoms?
Kiersten : Well if your big dick would quit busting them maybe they would have worked!
Jake : Well that is true I do have a big dick!
Kiersten : So should we get married now or wait till after I have the baby?
Jake: Oh man do I have to take responsibility too!
Kiersten : Hey your dick got us into this mess I am not supporting this baby alone!
Jake : Thanks a lot you stupid dick! (Wack)
Kiersten : Did you just spank your dick?
Jake : Yeah cause it was bad!
Jake : God Damn how did this happen we use condoms?
Kiersten : Well if your big dick would quit busting them maybe they would have worked!
Jake : Well that is true I do have a big dick!
Kiersten : So should we get married now or wait till after I have the baby?
Jake: Oh man do I have to take responsibility too!
Kiersten : Hey your dick got us into this mess I am not supporting this baby alone!
Jake : Thanks a lot you stupid dick! (Wack)
Kiersten : Did you just spank your dick?
Jake : Yeah cause it was bad!
by SlopNChop December 13, 2017
Get the Pregnantmug. Chad : Hey Kiersten want to go to the Pizza Hut tonight then afterwards we can go back to your place and fuck just like old time sake.
Kiersten : No way you cheap ass Jake's takin me to Red Lobster and an IMAX movie then were checkin into the Hilton for some amazing sex cause he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : Well look's like I know who don't need a raise this year!
Kiersten : Who cares It's better than fuckin your stinky body!
Chad ; Excuse me I need to go home and shower!
Kiersten : No way you cheap ass Jake's takin me to Red Lobster and an IMAX movie then were checkin into the Hilton for some amazing sex cause he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : Well look's like I know who don't need a raise this year!
Kiersten : Who cares It's better than fuckin your stinky body!
Chad ; Excuse me I need to go home and shower!
by SlopNChop May 24, 2017
Get the Pizza Hutmug.