Tits

Two beautiful mountains that sit on a woman's chest

Jason : Wow Josie you look so amazing lying on my bed naked with your Tits hanging out!
Josie : Well are you gonna pleasure my Tits or what?
Jason : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Wow! Looks like Jason is rubbing his face in Josie's Tits tonight! Ahhhh!
Steve : Oh Wow! She's Wearing Socks She's Wearing Socks! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Wow! Now he's rubbing his dick on her Tits! Ahhhh!
Steve : Holy Shit Now He's Rubbing His Dick On Her Sock's "He's Rubbing His Dick On Her Sock's" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Will you quiet down they are gonna hear us!
Josie : Uh baby there are two perves staring at us from outside the window!
Jason : Don't worry i'll take care of it!
Chad : Oh shit where did Jason go!
Steve : Sock's & Tits Ahhhhhhh! Sock's & Tits Ahhhhhhh!
Jason : HEY ASSHOLES ARE STARING AT MY GIRLS TITS!
Chad : Oh Shit Im outta here!
Steve : Hey Jason wanna rub your dick on my Tits & socks? (wink)
Jason : (wack) (wack) (wack)
Steve : Oh Oh Oh Jesus Christ UH! UH! UH!
Chad : Oh crap he just wacked Steve with a big shovel thank god I got away!
Jason : HEY PERVE YOUR TURN NEXT!
Chad : OH TITS!!!!

by SlopNChop April 26, 2019

Thong

An undergarment worn mostly by girls that covers up the pussy and exposes the ass.

Craig : Wow I just love the summertime all the chicks are wearing Thongs under there shorts!
Chad : Yeah and when they bend over you can see there ass!
Steve : Hey guy's I'm not wearing my Thong today gotta let my balls air out!
Chad : That does it no more Thongs at work!

by SlopNChop July 28, 2017

Skid Mark

When someone does not wipe all the poopies out of there butt after a shit and it stains there underwear.

Kiersten : Oh Chad let's get naked and Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Chad : Oh baby you don't have to tell me that twice!!!
Kiersten : Oh that's gross you have Skid Marks on your undies!
Chad : Yeah I had Mexican for lunch and been shitin all day can't seem to get all the poop wiped out!
Kiersten : Uh go take A shower or no fucky!
Chad : Maybe you can join me and scrub all the poopies out for me!
Kiersten : Uh Go Fuck Yourself!

by SlopNChop May 11, 2017

Masturbate

When A person play's with there privates to pleasure there sexual needs

Kiersten : Oh Jake why don't you caress my boobs!
Jake : Do you really want me to stick my hands in your shirt right here at work?
Kiersten : YES!
Jake : Ok!!!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Kiersten : Now Suck Them!!!
Jake : MMMMMM!
Chad : Wow Jake watching you suck Kiersten's beautiful breast makes me wanna Masturbate!
Kiersten : Uh Jake you need to stop there's a perve watching us!

by SlopNChop June 30, 2017

Fuck Buddy

When two friends enjoy the benefits of sex but are not committed to a relationship with each other.

Kiersten: Hey is Chad around I was supposed to meet him here?
Chad's Dad: Sorry he's not here right now by they way who are you?
Kiersten : I'm his Fuck Buddy Kiersten!
Chad's Dad: Wow he never told me he was fucking A cute little ass on the side!
Kiersten : That's right we fuck everyday till his wife get's home then I sneak out the bedroom window!
Chad's Dad : Well aren't you just a Naughty little girl maybe I should teach you a lesson!
Kiersten : Oh you wanna fuck my little pussy don't you Huh! Huh!
Chad's Dad: Oh baby I do my wife's playin bingo right now so I can be your Fuck Buddy!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! You should spank me since I'm bein Naughty!!! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Chad's Dad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Kiersten : I'm so Naughty Fuck Me! Fuck Me! Fuck Me! Cum in my tight little pussy!
Chad's Dad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh Shit I'm having a heart attach!
Kiersten : Oh No what do I do how about a Blowjob to revive you!
Chad's Dad : Yeah I think that will do!
Kiersten : MMMMMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad's Dad : Ok I'm better but keep suckin!
Chad : Dad What The Hell Is Goin On why is my Fuck Buddy suckin your dick?
Chad's Dad : Sorry but she's a Naughty Girl and I had to punish her!
Chad : You GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
Kiersten : Well Chad since I was Naughty are you going to punish me?
Chad : Oh Baby you know I will!

by SlopNChop February 17, 2017

Lingerie

Attractive women's undergarment's used to turn guy's on before sex

Chad : Hey Michelle do you mind if I come over to your place this weekend the wifey and brats are visiting her grandma and I hate to sleep alone?
Michelle : Sure Chad I don't mind my bed's been lonely since I kicked Mark out plus I have some new Lingerie I got from Victoria's Secret ive been dying to show off!
Chad : Oh baby im gonna rub my face all over that Lingerie of yours then i'll fill your little pussy up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Well then I better take two birth control pills!
Chad : Better take three just to be safe!
Michelle : So care it I join you in your office and give you a blowjob?
Chad : Oh baby that would be wonderful i'll fill your mouth up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Awesome I haven't had lunch yet!
Steve : Wow Mark sounds like Michelle is going to have Chad over this weekend and model some of her new Lingerie for him then he's gonna fill her up with gallons of cum!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Oh Mark don't cry you can come over to my place this weekend I can model some of the Lingerie I stold from Chad's wife then you can fill my asshole up with gallons of cum! (wink)
Mark : HELP!!!!
Steve : Oh Mark don't run away ive got silky panties on you can rub your dick on them if you want!

by SlopNChop November 13, 2018

Love Muscle

A guy's penis most likely the most used muscle of a guys body

Kiersten : Hey baby why don't we go up to your office and work out your Love Muscle!
Chad : Awesome do you want all 14 inches of it or just half I don't want to rip your pussy apart again?
Kiersten : Fuck it I want it all at any expense!
Chad: Great I hope you have good medical insurance!
Kiersten : No problem I have progressive!
Chad : That's car insurance!
Kiersten : Well I hope they cover pussy's too!

by SlopNChop April 26, 2017