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When someone takes a picture of there own shit and text's it to there friends to show it off.
Chad : Hey Craig check out my turd it's a wopper!
Craig : Damn you should totally Poop Share that one!

Kiersten : Damn't Chad not another one!!!
Jim : Nice must have ate at KFC again!
by SlopNChop November 22, 2016
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When cum is shot into a girls pussy mouth or anus.
As Chad fired Cum Shots into Kiersten's soft little pussy he felt like a soldier going into battle!

Kiersten smiled and opened wide as Chad fired Cum Shot's into her mouth!

Chad ripped off Kiersten's panties and fired Cum Shot's into her anus!
by SlopNChop December 17, 2016
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The sound a girl makes when a guy is pounding her pussy
Lacy : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Jake : O Wow! I'm sorry is Kiersten around?
Lacy : No she went to the mall I'm Lacy her cousin!
Jake : O do you always lay on the couch naked and finger yourself?
Lacy : Quite often you see I don't have a boyfriend to pleasure me!
Jake : Well I guess I could help you out since you are her cousin!
Lacy : Really! Oh your cock is so huge!
Jake : Mmmm! Your so yummy just like Kiersten!
Lacy : Ohhh! Ahhh! Ohhh! Ahhh! Ohhh! Ahhh!

Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Lacy : I want you to cum inside me! Ohhh! Ahhh!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Jake Get Your Fuckin Cock Out Of My Cousin!
Lacy : Ohhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : NOW!
by SlopNChop November 6, 2017
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When sexual activity involves poop and fart's
Kiersten : Last night I was giving Kyle A blowjob and he ripped a big one in my face!
Kaylee : Who the fuck is Kyle?
Kiersten : He's my cheat friend we just fuck sometimes he even poop's on my tummy!
Kaylee : He sound's like a fucking asshole to me!
Kiersten : Now Kaylee what girl don't like a little Stinky Kinky in there bed every once in a while!
Steve : Yeah I love when Chad fart's in my mouth and poops on my tummy too! MMM So Yummy!!!
Kiersten : That's fucking disgusting Uhh! why did you have to say that!!
Kaylee : Oh like you saying that crap is any better!
Kiersten : Hey im hot and Stinky Kinky talk coming from me would turn most guy's on DUH!
Steve : Oh Kiersten thinking of you covered in poop makes me hard!
Kiersten : Why don't you go get Stinky Kinky with Chad!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea he's always up to a little Stinky Kinky on his desk!
Kaylee : You two make me sick!
by SlopNChop July 11, 2018
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A salty tasty potato crisp that goes good with any meal
Kaylee : So you and Jake had amazing sex last night!
Kiersten : Oh yes he fucked me hard and I rode him like a horse!
Steve : Hey Kiersten want some of my Chips there sour cream and onion?
Kiersten : Get lost hot dog breath!
Steve : Wow we must have a real connection how did you know I had a hot dog for lunch!
Kiersten : Do you want me to slap you!
Steve : Oh that would be great my dick needs some action!
Kiersten : GO AWAY!
Steve : Ok sorry I bothered you: Hey Chad want some Chips there sour cream and onion?
by SlopNChop August 5, 2017
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A strong healthy dick that can pleasure a woman like no other!
Kiersten : Oh Chad I love when you fuck the shit out of my pussy it feels so good!
Chad : Yeah all the young ladies tell me I'm built like a Clydesdale!
Kiersten : No doubt you are you have been blessed!
Chad : Oh Kiersten stop just get naked and fuck me!
Kiersten : Oh I get to ride your big strong Clydesdale YEE HAW!
Chad : Hop On!
by SlopNChop January 6, 2017
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When a girl grinds her pussy on a guy's dick before he sticks it in and fucks her.
Chad was in the middle of a Ground Fuck with Kiersten until her dad walked in and started shootin his gun!
by SlopNChop December 4, 2016
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