SlopNChop's definitions

Quickie

When a penis slips into a pussy for some quick pleasure

Kiersten : Wow Jake your pant's have a big buldge in them!
Jake : Yeah it happened when you bent over and I saw your pussy lips!
Kiersten : Well I didn't have any clean panties to wear this morning!
Jake : Well that just makes it eaiser for me to get in a Quickie!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Slide your big cock in me!

by SlopNChop November 5, 2017

Itch

When the skin becomes irritated and just A finger can relieve the pain.

Kiersten : Hey Chad could you Itch my breast for me please?
Chad: MMMMMM!
Kiersten : I said Itch honey not bite!
Chad : Sorry they just look so yummy I thought I taste them instead!
Kiersten : Oh Chad you can sure make a girl feel special!
Chad: Now you need to lick my balls and suck my cock cause there's a Itch down there!
Kiersten : Ohh! Yummy for me!

by SlopNChop February 28, 2017

Making Love

When sexual intercourse is done in a calm romantic way

Chad : Damn Meredith I sure enjoyed Making Love to you last night!
Meredith : Really is that what you call "Making Love" throwing me on the bed ripping off my panties and fucking me till im silly felt more like rape than two people Making Love!
Chad : Oh Meredith I would never rape you that's just how I Make Love Baby!
Meredith : Whatever your just a pussy pounder!
Chad : FINE! Tonight i'll be Making Love with someone else in my bed!
Steve : Hey Chad I heard you were going to be Making Love tonight would you like me to join you?

Chad : Yes I would be at my place around 8 oclock!
Steve : Oh wow are you going to throw me on the bed rip my panties off and fuck my asshole till im silly?
Chad : You bet and there may be a cum facial in it for you too!
Steve : Oh boy im going to be Making Love with Chad tonight!
Meredith : Oh good lord I fucked a gay guy last night!
Chad : Hey pleasure is pleasure!
Meredith : And I will find pleasure Making Love to someone else!
Chad : Fuck You Bitch!

by SlopNChop December 27, 2018

First Fart

When a dating couple encounter there first anal smell in there releationship

It was nothing but akward when Chad was making out with Kiersten and he ripped a First Fart on her!

by SlopNChop October 15, 2016

Goldie Locks

Nickname for A person with extremely long blonde hair.

Jake : Hey there Goldie Locks how bout you make my dick hard so I can fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Would you like for me to suck it or rub it vigorously?
Jake : I would like for you to rub your soft hair on it please!
Kiersten : Oh yeah that always makes you hard don't it big boy!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit talkin stupid and get back to work!
Kiersten : Why we used to do it!
Chad : Who cares I'm the boss you little BITCH!
Kiersten : Fuck you and your small penis too!

by SlopNChop May 24, 2017

Dick

1. A male body part found between the legs used to pee & have sex
2. A word used to describe a regular asshole

Chad : Wow Abigail you lips are so soft I love kissing them! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Abigail : Thanks Chad would you like me to kiss your Dick with them?
Chad : Uhh like you had to ask!
Abigail : Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ohhh! Ohhhh! Oooo! Oooo Oopsie!
Abigail : You Dick you just pissed in my mouth!
Chad : Sorry I had like 3 Large Mt Dews earlier at the movies!
Abigail : You Dick you told me you ran out of money I even paid for the movie ticket's!
Chad : Well it helps to know the guy who sells the snacks! (Wink)
Steve : Hey Chad im done at work time for me to suck your Dick now!
Abigail : Oh My God You Let A Guy Suck Your Dick?
Chad : Uh yeah how do you think I can afford to live here and get free snacks at the movies!
Abigail : YOU FUCKIN DICK! Oh My God I Sucked A Gay Guy's Dick! I Sucked A gay guy's DICK!
Steve : Hey Chad after I get done sucking your Dick can you pee in my mouth I brought home lot's of Mt Dew! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve and then you can lick my ass hole and I can shit in your face!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Abigail : Oh God Im gonna puke! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhhh!
Chad : Uh gross I hope you plan on cleaning that up!
Abigail : Make me you DICK! GOODBYE!
Steve : Don't worry i'll clean it up Mmmm did you have Taco Bell for lunch?

by SlopNChop September 26, 2019

Tits

Two beautiful mountains that sit on a woman's chest

Jason : Wow Josie you look so amazing lying on my bed naked with your Tits hanging out!
Josie : Well are you gonna pleasure my Tits or what?
Jason : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Wow! Looks like Jason is rubbing his face in Josie's Tits tonight! Ahhhh!
Steve : Oh Wow! She's Wearing Socks She's Wearing Socks! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Wow! Now he's rubbing his dick on her Tits! Ahhhh!
Steve : Holy Shit Now He's Rubbing His Dick On Her Sock's "He's Rubbing His Dick On Her Sock's" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Will you quiet down they are gonna hear us!
Josie : Uh baby there are two perves staring at us from outside the window!
Jason : Don't worry i'll take care of it!
Chad : Oh shit where did Jason go!
Steve : Sock's & Tits Ahhhhhhh! Sock's & Tits Ahhhhhhh!
Jason : HEY ASSHOLES ARE STARING AT MY GIRLS TITS!
Chad : Oh Shit Im outta here!
Steve : Hey Jason wanna rub your dick on my Tits & socks? (wink)
Jason : (wack) (wack) (wack)
Steve : Oh Oh Oh Jesus Christ UH! UH! UH!
Chad : Oh crap he just wacked Steve with a big shovel thank god I got away!
Jason : HEY PERVE YOUR TURN NEXT!
Chad : OH TITS!!!!

by SlopNChop April 26, 2019