SlopNChop's definitions
by SlopNChop October 1, 2016
Get the Tittie Winksmug. Chad : Happy Birthday baby I got you something close your eyes!
Kiersten: Oh Chad I love you what could it be?
Chad : AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten: Wow it's your monster cock do I get some Birthday Sex?
Chad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Strip it down!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Yummy!
Chad : Happy Birthday To You!
Kiersten: Oh Chad I love you what could it be?
Chad : AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten: Wow it's your monster cock do I get some Birthday Sex?
Chad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Strip it down!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Yummy!
Chad : Happy Birthday To You!
by SlopNChop December 18, 2016
Get the Birthday Sexmug. Kiersten : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmmm! (Gulp) Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (Gulp)
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Wow! Kiersten's sucking on two dicks right now!
Kaylee : Don't Care!
Chad : Well she's quite the little Cum Guzzler isn't she!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
Chad : Yeah she can sure take a load in the mouth! Mmmmm!
Kaylee : Fuck You Chad!
Steve : Hey Chad im quite the Cum Guzzler myself care if I suck your penis! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve I would ask Kaylee but she's no Cum Guzzler like you!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (Gulp)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmm! That was a big load!
Kaylee : Uhhh! Why don't you two get a room!
Chad : Oh Kaylee could you please clean up all this cum!
Kaylee : God Damn't I hate my life!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Wow! Kiersten's sucking on two dicks right now!
Kaylee : Don't Care!
Chad : Well she's quite the little Cum Guzzler isn't she!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
Chad : Yeah she can sure take a load in the mouth! Mmmmm!
Kaylee : Fuck You Chad!
Steve : Hey Chad im quite the Cum Guzzler myself care if I suck your penis! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve I would ask Kaylee but she's no Cum Guzzler like you!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (Gulp)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmm! That was a big load!
Kaylee : Uhhh! Why don't you two get a room!
Chad : Oh Kaylee could you please clean up all this cum!
Kaylee : God Damn't I hate my life!
by SlopNChop August 8, 2018
Get the Cum Guzzlermug. Chad : Thanks Nikki for going out with me ive been depressed lately sorry that all I can afford is taco bell!
Nikki : It's not a big deal! Uh get your hand off my leg!
Chad : Sorry there just so smooth I can't help myself!
Steve : Hey Chad sorry about the divorce and your parents although im not sorry about that since I get to fuck your mom now. It's funny I used to fuck you in the ass now I get to fuck your mom in the ass it's like my dick has now been in a son and his mothers ass!
Chad : Shut up you Retard!
Nikki : What is he talking about?
Chad : Nothing he's Retarded Wow Nikki you have such a beautiful face Mmmm! Mmmm!
Nikki : GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING CREAP!
Steve: : Hey Chad are you going to boink her tonight! (wink)
Nikki : THAT'S IT IM OUTTA HERE! (slap)
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU RETARD!
Steve : Wow she was pretty! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : QUIT JACKING OFF YOU RETARD!
Steve : Well at least im not a creap!
Chad : THAT'S IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU IM GONNA POUND YOUR FUCKING FACE IN!
Steve : UH! UH! UH! OH! OH! OH! JESUS CHRIST!
Taco Bell Customer : Hello Police im at Taco Bell and some guy is beating up a Retard!
Nikki : It's not a big deal! Uh get your hand off my leg!
Chad : Sorry there just so smooth I can't help myself!
Steve : Hey Chad sorry about the divorce and your parents although im not sorry about that since I get to fuck your mom now. It's funny I used to fuck you in the ass now I get to fuck your mom in the ass it's like my dick has now been in a son and his mothers ass!
Chad : Shut up you Retard!
Nikki : What is he talking about?
Chad : Nothing he's Retarded Wow Nikki you have such a beautiful face Mmmm! Mmmm!
Nikki : GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING CREAP!
Steve: : Hey Chad are you going to boink her tonight! (wink)
Nikki : THAT'S IT IM OUTTA HERE! (slap)
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU RETARD!
Steve : Wow she was pretty! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : QUIT JACKING OFF YOU RETARD!
Steve : Well at least im not a creap!
Chad : THAT'S IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU IM GONNA POUND YOUR FUCKING FACE IN!
Steve : UH! UH! UH! OH! OH! OH! JESUS CHRIST!
Taco Bell Customer : Hello Police im at Taco Bell and some guy is beating up a Retard!
by SlopNChop December 5, 2018
Get the Retardmug. Chad : Mmm! Don't you just love hanging out at Planet Fitness!
Craig : Yeah where else can you see so many half naked girls!
Chad : Ohh! A Sports Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Craig : Did you just sniff and cum on that Sports Bra?
Chad : Yeah you should try it!
Craig : Ohh! A pair of panties (sniff) Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Hey leave Kiersten's clothes alone!
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee could you hand me my panties & Sports Bra!
Kaylee : Sure!
Keresten : Oh God There All Sticky!
Kaylee : Hey I warned you about keeping your clothes on at Planet Fitness!
Steve : Hey Kiresten can I cum on your panties & Sports Bra! too? (wink)
Kiersten : GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Craig : Yeah where else can you see so many half naked girls!
Chad : Ohh! A Sports Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Craig : Did you just sniff and cum on that Sports Bra?
Chad : Yeah you should try it!
Craig : Ohh! A pair of panties (sniff) Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Hey leave Kiersten's clothes alone!
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee could you hand me my panties & Sports Bra!
Kaylee : Sure!
Keresten : Oh God There All Sticky!
Kaylee : Hey I warned you about keeping your clothes on at Planet Fitness!
Steve : Hey Kiresten can I cum on your panties & Sports Bra! too? (wink)
Kiersten : GO FUCK YOURSELF!
by SlopNChop October 29, 2018
Get the Sports Bramug. Chad : Hey Kiersten you smell so good today maybe we should find a cozy spot rub naked together and share our body fluids with each other what do you say?
Kiersten : Sorry Chad I am Unpervious to your sexual desires!
Chad : Come on baby Chad can make you feel things you have never felt before!
Kiersten : Beat It Perve!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna suck my cock it's full of cum?
Chad : Sorry Steve I am Unpervious to your sexual desires!
Steve : Oh Chad I can make your asshole tingle like it never has before!
Chad : Beat It FAGGOT!
Kiersten : Sorry Chad I am Unpervious to your sexual desires!
Chad : Come on baby Chad can make you feel things you have never felt before!
Kiersten : Beat It Perve!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna suck my cock it's full of cum?
Chad : Sorry Steve I am Unpervious to your sexual desires!
Steve : Oh Chad I can make your asshole tingle like it never has before!
Chad : Beat It FAGGOT!
by SlopNChop August 17, 2017
Get the Unperviousmug. Chad bent Kiersten over on the bed stuck his penis in her pussy and slapped her nice firm ass as he fucked the shit out of her!
by SlopNChop December 9, 2016
Get the slapmug.