Blow Up Doll

A plastic air filled doll for someone to have sexual intercourse/anal sex with or receive a blowjob from.
Chad : Oh Kiersten you don't know how much I would love to smell your hair, caress your breast's, stick your mouth around my dick and pound your pussy once again!
Kiersten : Why don't you just get a Blow Up Doll and leave me alone!
Chad : I would but the wifey don't want the extra company in our bed!
Kiersten : You are fucked in the head get some help!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Blow Up Doll her name is Judy!
Chad : And you think I'm fucked in the head?
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry you and Steve are fucked in the head!
by SlopNChop August 16, 2017
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Cumaholic

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: That's right fuck my little pussy Harder! Harder! Harder! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : More Cum! More Cum! Keep It Cummin Baby!!!
Chad : Well aren't you just the little Cumaholic!
Kiersten : Shut Up And Cum You Stupid Idiot!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Yes! Yes! Yes! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad : Damn that was a lot of cum!
Kiersten : I WANT MORE!
Chad: Oh Gosh I might be dry!
Kiersten : Fine I'm goin to Craig's house!
Chad: Ok see you tomorrow!
by SlopNChop February 09, 2017
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Grand Slam

When a guy receives a hand job, blow job, & get's to fuck a pussy and anus all in the same night
Jake : Wow there is nothing on tv tonight I'm so bored!
Kiersten : Well how about I tickle your balls, tug & squeeze your dick slobber all over it then you can stick it in my pussy & anus and fill me up with your warm sticky love goo!
Jake : O God Damn!
Kiersten : Oh yes you will score a Grand Slam now drop your drawers big boy!
Jake : Woooo! Play Ball!
by SlopNChop December 10, 2017
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Blonde All Over The Place

When a girl with long blonde hair rubs it all over a naked guy's body.
It was Blonde All Over The Place when Chad went to bed with Kiersten last night!
by SlopNChop October 20, 2016
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Sinking Ship

A phrase used when a business is doing poorly due to lack of sales or bad management
Jim : Our store is becoming a Sinking Ship you need to kick it up a notch or I may have to replace you!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!
by SlopNChop May 18, 2017
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Panty Pleasure

When a girl tugs her panties between her pussy to create A orgasam.
Craig : So how was you and the wife's date night last night?
Chad : It was rather boring until we got home & found the babysitter Keirsten on the couch caught up in a panty pleasure, I developed a instant chubbie and jized in my pant's!
Craig : Nice!
by SlopNChop October 05, 2016
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Retard

Word used to describe A person who act's extremely stupid
Chad : Thanks Nikki for going out with me ive been depressed lately sorry that all I can afford is taco bell!
Nikki : It's not a big deal! Uh get your hand off my leg!
Chad : Sorry there just so smooth I can't help myself!
Steve : Hey Chad sorry about the divorce and your parents although im not sorry about that since I get to fuck your mom now. It's funny I used to fuck you in the ass now I get to fuck your mom in the ass it's like my dick has now been in a son and his mothers ass!
Chad : Shut up you Retard!
Nikki : What is he talking about?
Chad : Nothing he's Retarded Wow Nikki you have such a beautiful face Mmmm! Mmmm!
Nikki : GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING CREAP!
Steve: : Hey Chad are you going to boink her tonight! (wink)
Nikki : THAT'S IT IM OUTTA HERE! (slap)
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU RETARD!
Steve : Wow she was pretty! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : QUIT JACKING OFF YOU RETARD!
Steve : Well at least im not a creap!
Chad : THAT'S IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU IM GONNA POUND YOUR FUCKING FACE IN!
Steve : UH! UH! UH! OH! OH! OH! JESUS CHRIST!
Taco Bell Customer : Hello Police im at Taco Bell and some guy is beating up a Retard!
by SlopNChop December 05, 2018
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