Tard

A person who somewhat act 's like a retard but really isn't!
Chad : Oh Kiersten I love to kiss your neck it makes me so hard!
Kiersten : Keep doin it then after work we can find a room and fuck!
Steve: Hey guys what's goin on!
Chad : Can't you see I'm making out with my girlfriend get lost!
Steve : Oh mind if I join in! LOL
Kiersten : Get lost you creap!
Chad : Yeah get lost before I kick you stupid ass!
Kiersten : What a fuckin idiot!
Chad : Yeah he's such a Tard!
by SlopNChop February 02, 2017
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Blow Your Load

When a guy's ball's are full of cum and it explodes out out the penis
Jake : Don't you just love Kiersten's suction cup lips!
Chad : Not Really!
Jake I do especially whey she suck's my cock make's me Blow My Load everytime!
Chad : Who Cares!
Steve : Hey Chad! (wink)
Chad : Hey Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Did you just Blow Your Load?
Chad : Fuck No! Excuse me I need to use the bathroom!
Kiersten : Hey why is there cum running out of Chad's pant's?
Jake : Oh Steve made him Blow His Load!
Kiersten : Oh gross! So do you wanna hide in the closet so you can Blow Your Load in my mouth?
Jake : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop July 22, 2018
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Mall

A chill zone for teenagers and adults with lot's of stores and overpriced items there's also a food court.
Kaylee: Did you and Chad have fun at the Mall?
Kiersten : it was amazing we were holding hands kissing and Chad would caress my breasts and rub my pussy in dressing rooms everything was great until he saw his wife and 3 brats in the food court then he ditched me I had to suck some big hairy dude's dick just to get a ride home!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten why didn't you just call me!
Kiersten : Honey you don't have a dick!
by SlopNChop February 01, 2017
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Cum Bucket

When a guy develops enough cum in his balls during sex to fill up a bucket!
Kaylee: So did Chad take you out last night?
Kiersten: No we just chilled at his place and fucked for hours then showered me in his yummy cummy it was all over the bed, wall's & floor too!
Kaylee : Wow he just a regular Cum Bucket isn't he!
Kiersten : For Sure!
Kaylee: Lucky!
by SlopNChop January 22, 2017
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Little Shit

A child between the ages of 3 and 17 that's annoying & obnoxious to adult's
Peyton : Ohh! Boobies Ohh La La!
Kiersten : Keep your hand's off me you Little Shit!
Chad : Ohh! Boobies Ohh La La!
Kiersten : Damn't Chad will you and your Little Shit leave my breast's alone!
Steve : Ohh! Boobies!

Kiersten : Don't even think about it jackass!
Kiersten : Uhh! I wish guy's would stop grabbing my breast's!
Kaylee : Well maybe if you wore a shirt that actually fit you they would not be tempted.
Kiersten : Shut the fuck up Kaylee!
by SlopNChop May 04, 2018
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Family Fux

When family member's are attracted to each other & fuck each other for pleasure!
After Chad's divorce he married Kiersten's mom so they could have a 3 way Family Fux!

Chad likes his cousin Jim's big cock and they occasionally get together for a Family Fux!
by SlopNChop December 25, 2016
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Semen

Man goo released from the penis to create babies
Craig : Wow did you see Katie Alli & Kiersten are pregnant!
Chad : Well im glad it wasn't my Semen!
Jake : Hey Chad can I have a raise ive got a little problem?
Chad : Fuck no why don't you go sell your Semen big penis boy!
Jake : Yeah right ive got enough babies to take care of the way it is!
Amanda : Hey Jake I heard you have a big penis wanna squirt Semen in me tonight!
Jake : Sure why not what's another baby gonna hurt!
Craig : Wow that Jake can really produce the Semen!
by SlopNChop November 01, 2017
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