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Cumsical

When two people fuck in below zero temps and the guy's cum freezes after he ejects it.
Chad and Kiersten snuck into a walk in freezer at Walmart and made some Cumsicals!

On a cold January evening Chad lost his house key he couldn't wait till his wife got home cause his dick was super hard so him and Kiersten just made Cumsical's on the front porch till she got home!
by SlopNChop December 17, 2016
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Retard

Word used to describe A person who act's extremely stupid
Chad : Thanks Nikki for going out with me ive been depressed lately sorry that all I can afford is taco bell!
Nikki : It's not a big deal! Uh get your hand off my leg!
Chad : Sorry there just so smooth I can't help myself!
Steve : Hey Chad sorry about the divorce and your parents although im not sorry about that since I get to fuck your mom now. It's funny I used to fuck you in the ass now I get to fuck your mom in the ass it's like my dick has now been in a son and his mothers ass!
Chad : Shut up you Retard!
Nikki : What is he talking about?
Chad : Nothing he's Retarded Wow Nikki you have such a beautiful face Mmmm! Mmmm!
Nikki : GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING CREAP!
Steve: : Hey Chad are you going to boink her tonight! (wink)
Nikki : THAT'S IT IM OUTTA HERE! (slap)
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU RETARD!
Steve : Wow she was pretty! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : QUIT JACKING OFF YOU RETARD!
Steve : Well at least im not a creap!
Chad : THAT'S IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU IM GONNA POUND YOUR FUCKING FACE IN!
Steve : UH! UH! UH! OH! OH! OH! JESUS CHRIST!
Taco Bell Customer : Hello Police im at Taco Bell and some guy is beating up a Retard!
by SlopNChop December 5, 2018
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Sports Bra

The type of bra that a girl can play sports and workout in
Chad : Mmm! Don't you just love hanging out at Planet Fitness!
Craig : Yeah where else can you see so many half naked girls!
Chad : Ohh! A Sports Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Craig : Did you just sniff and cum on that Sports Bra?
Chad : Yeah you should try it!
Craig : Ohh! A pair of panties (sniff) Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Hey leave Kiersten's clothes alone!
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee could you hand me my panties & Sports Bra!
Kaylee : Sure!
Keresten : Oh God There All Sticky!
Kaylee : Hey I warned you about keeping your clothes on at Planet Fitness!
Steve : Hey Kiresten can I cum on your panties & Sports Bra! too? (wink)
Kiersten : GO FUCK YOURSELF!
by SlopNChop October 29, 2018
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Fuxedo

An expensive suit of clothes that a guy wears to attract women in the hopes of getting fucked!
Chad showed up to Keirsten's house in his fuxedo and she melted into his arms!
by SlopNChop May 24, 2016
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Virgin

A person who's never had there privates touched in a sexual manor
Kiersten : OOOO! Come on baby make me cum!
Jake : Ahh!
Kiersten : Oh O God Damn! Why do guys always have to fart in my bed when I'm tryin to have an orgasm?
Jake : Just how many guys have actually been in your bed?
Kiersten : O how sweet you thought I was a Virgin when we met WRONG!
Jake : Well ive fucked more girls than most porn stars have!
Kiersten : Well why don't you go fart in there bed and get the fuck out of mine!
Jake : Fine I'm going to Maddison's she's a Virgin!
Kiersten : Don't bother she's a lesbian!
Jake : Yeah right she's hotter than you!
Kiersten : I already slept with her and she didn't fart in my bed!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Really that made you cum! GET THE FUCK OUT!
by SlopNChop September 19, 2017
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Jess

Kiersten : Chad where are you at you were supposed to stop by my place on your way home and fuck me?
Chad : Sorry I ran into Jess at the market and she wanted to try out these new condom's with extra ribs on them!
Kiersten : WHAT!!!!
by SlopNChop December 6, 2016
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Bed

A soft box with springs and comfy padding used to rest and have sex on.
Chad : So I guess I will stop by your apartment after work and fuck you like usual?
Kiersten I thought maybe I could come to your house since you have that big King Size Bed and all I have is that small little double bed?
Chad : Well I guess it would be alright since it's Wednesday and the wifey and brats will be at church!
Kiersten : And we can fuck without getting cramps and fallin on the floor!
Chad : Baby it doesn't matter where we fuck just as long as I can stick my cock in your pussy I'm happy!
Kiersten: Oh Chad your such a sweetheart!
by SlopNChop February 8, 2017
mugGet the Bedmug.

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