SlopNChop's definitions

depends

A substitute for underwear that people can pee or poop in without using the bathroom

Kiersten : I don't know why Chad is making us wear Depends at work why can't we just use the bathroom?
Kaylee : Well it's probally because some people around here are misusing there bathroom time!
Kiersten : Are you accusing me of having sex in the bathroom!
Kaylee : I didn't want to mention any names but yes it's your fault!
Kiersten : Fuck You! Your just mad cause you don't ever get no dick in your pussy!
Kaylee : I get plenty of dick but thanks to this damn Depends ive got a horrible rash in my pussy!
Steve : Hey guys check it out Ive got on A double Depends I'm good to go all weekend! Ahhhhhh! Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Oh God! Did you just shit your pants?
Steve : Yeah I just love the feel of fresh warm poop on my ass! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : Gross he did it again!
Kiersten : I think I'm gonna puke!
Steve : Here have one of my Depends then I can eat it for lunch!
Kaylee : Oh God I think I just shit myself!
Steve : Well it's a good thing you got your Depends on!
Chad : Hey guy's look's like we got some production today glad to see the Depends program is working out! Pew what's that horrible smell?
Kiersten : Oh Kaylee and Steve shit themselves! Ahhhh! and me!
Chad : O God Damn! I think i'll be in my office the rest of the day!

by SlopNChop October 29, 2017

Beautiful Fuck

When two extremely good looking people have sex together.

Craig : So what are we doing tonight bar hoppin or poker night?
Chad : Sorry dude I'm going to Kiersten's house for a Beautiful Fuck!
Craig : Well aren't you just full of yourself!
Chad : Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!
Craig : Go Fuck Yourself!
Chad: If I did it would be A Beautiful Fuck!

by SlopNChop February 28, 2017

Dick Cream Cone

When A huge penis is covered in ice cream dipped in chocolate and sprinkled with nuts!

Kiersten : Wow I hope the Indians win the game looks like they have a strong lead.
Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!

by SlopNChop February 22, 2017

Slobber

When the mouth sucks on a body part and produces saliva

Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber on my neck!
Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber in my arm pit!
Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber on my breasts!
Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber on my pussy!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Oh Kiersten I love when you Slobber on my balls!
Kiersten : Uh Jake honey im looking right at you how can I be Slobbering on your balls?
Steve : MMMMMMM! MMMMMMM! LA! LA! LA! LA! God Damn Jake Your Balls Are YUMMY!
Kiersten : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED! JAKE CALL THE COPS!!!!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : DAMN"T JAKE QUIT HAVING AN ORGASAM AND CALL THE COPS!
Steve : MMMM! Cummy! Now time to Slobber on Kiersten!
Kiersten : HELP!

by SlopNChop September 19, 2018

Creamed

When a guy get's sexually aroused and his penis squirts out a sticky mess

Chad : Hey honey could you bring me a clean pair of underwear to work right away!
Chad's Wife : Oh No What's Wrong!
Chad : Nothings wrong Kiersten was sitting on my lap during lunch break and well you know how good she smells and how tone her little body is anyway she started kissing my neck and I Creamed in my underwear and now I'm feeling uncomfortable cause my underwear is sticking to my balls!
Chad's Wife: Fuck you asshole you deserve it!
Chad: Fine ill just go to Dollar General and buy a jumbo pack incase it happens again!

by SlopNChop April 13, 2017

Bumping Uglies

Slang term used for two people having sexual intercoarse

Chad's Mom : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Wow It's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!

Chad : Hey Steve im gonna room with you for a while the wifey threw me out OH MY GOD!
Steve : Hey Chad I was just Bumping Uglies with you mom! (wink)
Chad's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD! Oh my god it's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Oh Chad's Mom!
Chad : Oh Chad is gonna be sick!
Chad's Dad : Hey Chad I need to talk to your mom have you seen her?
Chad : Yeah she's over at Steve's apartment Bumping Uglies with him!
Chad's Dad : GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!

by SlopNChop December 3, 2018

Boob Curtians

Hair strands long enough to cover a girls breast's

Chad : Last night I was in lying Michelle's bed rubbing my cock and she then came into the room brushing her Boob Curtians!
Craig : Shit dude your so lucky!
Chad : Yeah then she rubbed her Boob Curtians all over my cock and I came all over her!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : What the fuck's his problem?
Chad : Probally misses Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Craig : Yeah I sure would! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Dude quit jacking off to Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : And you quit crying like the little bitch you are!

by SlopNChop November 14, 2018