Kiersten

An amazing flirty girl with long blonde hair, blue eyes, cute smile, goregous leg's and nice firm perky breasts.

Even though Chad was a happily married man he could not seem to keep his hands off his coworker Kiersten.

by SlopNChop October 15, 2016

Jerk Sauce

When a guy jerks cum out of his penis!

Chad : Wow Kiersten seeing you in my wife's Lingerie makes my dick so hard!
Kiersten : Why don't you shower me in your Jerk Sauce and release some of that!
Chad : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Yummy!!!!

by SlopNChop November 29, 2016

Creampie Selfie

When a guy takes his picture with a creampie he just created

Jake : Damn check out the Creampie Selfie Chad just sent me!
Craig : Damn that's a nice pussy wonder who's it is?
Steve : It's Michelle's he was going to fuck her all weekend thank god I got the Creampie selfie too! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Jake : Nice!
Craig : Nice!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Jake : Quit crying you fucking baby!
Craig : Hey Jake can you send me a Creampie Selfie after you fuck Kiersten tonight?
Jake : Sure as long as you send me A Creampie Selfie after you fuck Jenna tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : Oh quit crying you fucking baby!
Jake : Poor baby no pussy for Mark guess he can't send us A Creampie Selfie!

by SlopNChop November 13, 2018

Sectional

An oversized sofa usually double the size of a regular couch

Steve : Wow Kaylee is super pissed today!
Kiersten : So what else is new!
Kaylee : Kiersten I would appreciate it if you and Jake would not fuck on my couch while im sitting on it with you!
Kiersten : It's a Sectional Kaylee & there was plenty of room!
Kaylee : You got cum on me and stained my new couch!
Steve : it's a Sectional Kaylee!
Kaylee: Oh Shut The Fuck Up Steve!

by SlopNChop June 29, 2018

Pink & Juicy

Another way to describe a girls pussy

Chad : Where the hell is Jake my production line is backed up this morning!
Craig : Check the janitor's closet I saw him & Kiersten step in there about 20 minuntes ago!
Chad : I swear to god I will fire them both!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohhhh! Ahhh! Ehhhh!
Jake : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Ohh! Pink & Juicy! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Fuck! Get the hell out of here I'm tryin to have an orgasam!
Chad : Mmmmm! If you two want to keep your job you will give me some Pink & Juicy too!
Kiersten : Fine Jake bend over!

by SlopNChop December 07, 2017

Public Blow

When a blowjob is received in a public place or at a public event.

Chad and Kiersten were at the movies watching Sing until it got boring then she gave him a Public Blow!

Chad was shopping for power tools at Menards when he saw Kiersten in the garden supply's he approached her dropped his pant and received a Public Blow!

Chad was checking out smelly stuff at Bath & Body Works and ran into Jim they started talking sexy to each other and the next thing you know he was giving Jim a Public Blow!

by SlopNChop December 30, 2016

Breast's

Soft puffy bags found on a woman's chest that come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes

Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Michelle : Oh Chad I could kiss you all night!
Chad : Mmmm! I love kissing your neck cause I get to smell your hair!
Michelle : Oh Chad I like to use a strawberry conditioner!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad sorry im late traffic was a bitch! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Chad : Kissing Michelle! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : No Michelle wait I want to kiss your Breast's! Mmmm! Mmmm! LA! LA! LA! LA!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever kiss my Breast's? (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Probably cause you don't have any! (LOL)
Chad : Yeah why don't you go grow some Breast's and leave us alone! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you fondle my Breast's
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever fondle my Breast's? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : I SAID GET LOST BITCH!
Chad's Wife : (sniff) (sniff)

by SlopNChop November 19, 2018