Definitions by SlopNChop
Boobs
Craig : Wow I could stare at Kiersten's Boobs all day!
Chad : Yeah I sure do miss them they were fun to suck on and squeeze!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Boob Job I just feel so sexy!
Chad : MMMMMM! MMMMMM! LaLaLaLaLa!
Steve : Oh Chad I think I just ejaculated in my pant's!
Craig : WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Chad : Hey man Boob's are Boob's!
Craig : That's just totally fucked up!
Chad : Can't help it man had to have Boobs!!!
Craig : He's a dude with Boobs!
Chad: Hey Craig what size are your Boobs?
Craig : Get away from me you sick bastard!
Chad : Yeah I sure do miss them they were fun to suck on and squeeze!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Boob Job I just feel so sexy!
Chad : MMMMMM! MMMMMM! LaLaLaLaLa!
Steve : Oh Chad I think I just ejaculated in my pant's!
Craig : WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Chad : Hey man Boob's are Boob's!
Craig : That's just totally fucked up!
Chad : Can't help it man had to have Boobs!!!
Craig : He's a dude with Boobs!
Chad: Hey Craig what size are your Boobs?
Craig : Get away from me you sick bastard!
Sloppy Sunday
When two people have wild sex on Saturday night and wake up on Sunday morning to dried cum and smelly sweat.
Jake : Wow honey guess another Sloppy Sunday huh!
Kiersten : Yeah we should really shower!
Steve : Hey guys I got dibs on the shower gosh it really smells in here!
Jake : Uh what the fuck is he doing in your apartment?
Kiersten : Don't worry I'm calling the cops!
Kiersten : Yeah we should really shower!
Steve : Hey guys I got dibs on the shower gosh it really smells in here!
Jake : Uh what the fuck is he doing in your apartment?
Kiersten : Don't worry I'm calling the cops!
Sloppy Sunday by SlopNChop August 6, 2017
Chips
Kaylee : So you and Jake had amazing sex last night!
Kiersten : Oh yes he fucked me hard and I rode him like a horse!
Steve : Hey Kiersten want some of my Chips there sour cream and onion?
Kiersten : Get lost hot dog breath!
Steve : Wow we must have a real connection how did you know I had a hot dog for lunch!
Kiersten : Do you want me to slap you!
Steve : Oh that would be great my dick needs some action!
Kiersten : GO AWAY!
Steve : Ok sorry I bothered you: Hey Chad want some Chips there sour cream and onion?
Kiersten : Oh yes he fucked me hard and I rode him like a horse!
Steve : Hey Kiersten want some of my Chips there sour cream and onion?
Kiersten : Get lost hot dog breath!
Steve : Wow we must have a real connection how did you know I had a hot dog for lunch!
Kiersten : Do you want me to slap you!
Steve : Oh that would be great my dick needs some action!
Kiersten : GO AWAY!
Steve : Ok sorry I bothered you: Hey Chad want some Chips there sour cream and onion?
Friends
A mega hit NBC tv series from the 90's where a group of friends live together and occasionally date each other.
Chad : Hey Kiersten how about I come over to your place tonight we can watch Friends and cuddle!
Kiersten : No way I'm going to Jakes were gonna watch a porn and fuck like crazy!
Chad : I remember when we made that porn together you was Rachel and I was Ross!
Kiersten : Hey you told me you got rid of that stupid thing!
Chad : No way it's the only memory of your hot naked body I got left!
Kiersten : You Bastard!
Kiersten : No way I'm going to Jakes were gonna watch a porn and fuck like crazy!
Chad : I remember when we made that porn together you was Rachel and I was Ross!
Kiersten : Hey you told me you got rid of that stupid thing!
Chad : No way it's the only memory of your hot naked body I got left!
Kiersten : You Bastard!
Making Love
Chad : Oh Kiersten do you remember when we enjoyed Making Love after work together every night of the week!
Kiersten : Uh we never Made Love you stopped by my place fucked me real quick and then went home to your wife!
Chad : Yeah that's true but I did love fucking your pussy and sucking your tit's!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Chad : Remember when I was fucking you the neighbors pounded on the window and told us to shut up so I put a pillow over your face?
Kiersten : YOU ASSHOLE!
Chad : Remember when I fucked you in the asshole and made you squeal like a pig?
Kiersten : Remember when I kicked you in the balls and made you throw up?
Chad : No when did that happen?
Kiersten : Now!
Chad : Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh God Damn!
Kiersten : Uh we never Made Love you stopped by my place fucked me real quick and then went home to your wife!
Chad : Yeah that's true but I did love fucking your pussy and sucking your tit's!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Chad : Remember when I was fucking you the neighbors pounded on the window and told us to shut up so I put a pillow over your face?
Kiersten : YOU ASSHOLE!
Chad : Remember when I fucked you in the asshole and made you squeal like a pig?
Kiersten : Remember when I kicked you in the balls and made you throw up?
Chad : No when did that happen?
Kiersten : Now!
Chad : Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh God Damn!
Making Love by SlopNChop July 27, 2017
Finger
Jake : Wow Kiersten your legs are so smooth and your pussy is so soft and tight!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me tingle!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : What the fuck was that?
Chad : Sorry I tend to ejaculate when I see you tingle!
Kiersten : Uh Jake maybe you shouldnt Finger me in the break room anymore!
Jake : Ok I'll just do it in the back seat of your car!
Kiersten : Yeah and we can also fuck there too without perves watching us!
Chad : God Damn't I wanna Finger and Fuck too!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me tingle!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : What the fuck was that?
Chad : Sorry I tend to ejaculate when I see you tingle!
Kiersten : Uh Jake maybe you shouldnt Finger me in the break room anymore!
Jake : Ok I'll just do it in the back seat of your car!
Kiersten : Yeah and we can also fuck there too without perves watching us!
Chad : God Damn't I wanna Finger and Fuck too!