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by SlopNChop October 6, 2016
Get the Morning Blowmug. A beastly man in the shape of a glass pitcher filled with kool aid with arms and legs that bust's through walls yelling Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Thank God Chad put an end to Steve hanging around here during the week!
Kaylee : Yeah I guess changing the locks and adding extra security really helps!
Kiersten : What the fuck's that noise?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!!!
Kaylee : God Damn't you busted a hole in the building Jesus Christ!
Steve : Im the Kool Aid Man Oh Yeah!!!!
Chad : Why the fuck is there a hole in the building?
Kiersten : Oh Steve is the Kool Aid Man! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Steve can I see you in my office please?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!
Kaylee : Yeah I guess changing the locks and adding extra security really helps!
Kiersten : What the fuck's that noise?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!!!
Kaylee : God Damn't you busted a hole in the building Jesus Christ!
Steve : Im the Kool Aid Man Oh Yeah!!!!
Chad : Why the fuck is there a hole in the building?
Kiersten : Oh Steve is the Kool Aid Man! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Steve can I see you in my office please?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!
by SlopNChop August 2, 2018
Get the Kool Aid Manmug. Chad : Oh Kiersten I could sit here with you and caress you body for hours.
Kiersten : Thanks Chad by the way did you Shit Your Pants?
Chad: Uh no it was probally Steve!
Kiersten : Why would Steve be in my apartment on a Friday night while we were cuddling?
Chad : Well you know how strong his Turds are the smell can linger for miles!
Kiersten : True that is so true about Steve!
Kiersten : Thanks Chad by the way did you Shit Your Pants?
Chad: Uh no it was probally Steve!
Kiersten : Why would Steve be in my apartment on a Friday night while we were cuddling?
Chad : Well you know how strong his Turds are the smell can linger for miles!
Kiersten : True that is so true about Steve!
by SlopNChop March 22, 2017
Get the Turdmug. Chad : Where the hell is Jake my production line is backed up this morning!
Craig : Check the janitor's closet I saw him & Kiersten step in there about 20 minuntes ago!
Chad : I swear to god I will fire them both!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohhhh! Ahhh! Ehhhh!
Jake : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Ohh! Pink & Juicy! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Fuck! Get the hell out of here I'm tryin to have an orgasam!
Chad : Mmmmm! If you two want to keep your job you will give me some Pink & Juicy too!
Kiersten : Fine Jake bend over!
Craig : Check the janitor's closet I saw him & Kiersten step in there about 20 minuntes ago!
Chad : I swear to god I will fire them both!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohhhh! Ahhh! Ehhhh!
Jake : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Ohh! Pink & Juicy! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Fuck! Get the hell out of here I'm tryin to have an orgasam!
Chad : Mmmmm! If you two want to keep your job you will give me some Pink & Juicy too!
Kiersten : Fine Jake bend over!
by SlopNChop December 7, 2017
Get the Pink & Juicymug. Chad and Kiersten were at the movies watching Sing until it got boring then she gave him a Public Blow!
Chad was shopping for power tools at Menards when he saw Kiersten in the garden supply's he approached her dropped his pant and received a Public Blow!
Chad was checking out smelly stuff at Bath & Body Works and ran into Jim they started talking sexy to each other and the next thing you know he was giving Jim a Public Blow!
Chad was shopping for power tools at Menards when he saw Kiersten in the garden supply's he approached her dropped his pant and received a Public Blow!
Chad was checking out smelly stuff at Bath & Body Works and ran into Jim they started talking sexy to each other and the next thing you know he was giving Jim a Public Blow!
by SlopNChop December 30, 2016
Get the Public Blowmug. When a guy gives a girl a creampie in her pussy then turn her over and give's her another one in her ass.
by SlopNChop May 29, 2016
Get the double stuffmug. Jenna : Wow Kiersten you got a Dodge Challenger how can you afford that?
Kiersten : Oh it was easy I just went down to Planet Fitness and showed my Naked body to the owner Mark!
Jenna : Uh how did that get you a Dodge Challenger?
Kiersten : Well I was working out and the Kevin noticed I was sweating so he was like feel free to work out Naked it's a judgement free zone. Well I guess he was getting hot too cause he got Naked as well then before you know it I had his cum inside me and running down my leg.
Jenna : So how did you get the Challenger from all this?
Kiersten : Well all that cum of his got me pregnant so it was a down payment for my child support Im also getting one of his Planet Fitness gym's as well!
Jenna : Wow I wish I could get pregnant with Mark's baby I could really use a new car and my own Planet Fitness!
Kiersten : Well he still has 2 more gym's and several more sports car's so just go show him your Naked body and hope for the best it worked for me!
Jenna : Hmm I think i'll head to Planet Fitness and get naked!
Kiersten : Oh it was easy I just went down to Planet Fitness and showed my Naked body to the owner Mark!
Jenna : Uh how did that get you a Dodge Challenger?
Kiersten : Well I was working out and the Kevin noticed I was sweating so he was like feel free to work out Naked it's a judgement free zone. Well I guess he was getting hot too cause he got Naked as well then before you know it I had his cum inside me and running down my leg.
Jenna : So how did you get the Challenger from all this?
Kiersten : Well all that cum of his got me pregnant so it was a down payment for my child support Im also getting one of his Planet Fitness gym's as well!
Jenna : Wow I wish I could get pregnant with Mark's baby I could really use a new car and my own Planet Fitness!
Kiersten : Well he still has 2 more gym's and several more sports car's so just go show him your Naked body and hope for the best it worked for me!
Jenna : Hmm I think i'll head to Planet Fitness and get naked!
by SlopNChop October 31, 2018
Get the Nakedmug.