A popular gym franchise where people can workout 24 hours a day seven days a week and also get a free slice of pizza
Chad : Hey Kiersten I got some bad news your going to be our new weekend bitch for A while!
Kiersten : God Damn't Chad what the fuck's wrong with Steve?
Chad : Well he was arrested last night for running around naked and jacking off at Planet Fitness?
Kiersten : Who cares he does that here all the time!
Chad : I do realize that but at Planet Fitness they do not allow that kind of behavior!
Kiersten : Well Fuck I thought they were a judgement free zone!
Chad : I thought so too but I guess when you squirt cum all over there pizza you have drawn the line!
Kiersten : So Steve's in jail and I have to suffer as your weekend bitch!
Chad : Yes but don't expect any free pizza!
Kiersten : Fuck you CHAD I quit! Think i'll apply for a job at Planet Fitness!
Chad : God Damn't I hate that place!
Kiersten : God Damn't Chad what the fuck's wrong with Steve?
Chad : Well he was arrested last night for running around naked and jacking off at Planet Fitness?
Kiersten : Who cares he does that here all the time!
Chad : I do realize that but at Planet Fitness they do not allow that kind of behavior!
Kiersten : Well Fuck I thought they were a judgement free zone!
Chad : I thought so too but I guess when you squirt cum all over there pizza you have drawn the line!
Kiersten : So Steve's in jail and I have to suffer as your weekend bitch!
Chad : Yes but don't expect any free pizza!
Kiersten : Fuck you CHAD I quit! Think i'll apply for a job at Planet Fitness!
Chad : God Damn't I hate that place!
by SlopNChop July 27, 2018
Get the Planet Fitnessmug. When two people throw a party for there friends and family to announce the sex of there upcoming baby.
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee are you coming to my Sex Party this weekend?
Kaylee : You bet wow can't believe you and Jake are having a baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten i'll be sure to bring plenty of condoms to your Sex Party this weekend!
Kiersten : You fuckin idiot!
Kaylee : Yeah why don't you beat it fucktard!
Steve : Fine i'll just have my own Sex Party! Oh Steve! Oh! Oh! Oh! Your Dick Is So huge! Come On Steve Make Me Cum! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh My God I Need To Puke!
Kaylee : I believe I will join you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee if I get you pregnant then we can have a Sex Party!
Kaylee : Just keep fucking yourself fucktard!
Kaylee : You bet wow can't believe you and Jake are having a baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten i'll be sure to bring plenty of condoms to your Sex Party this weekend!
Kiersten : You fuckin idiot!
Kaylee : Yeah why don't you beat it fucktard!
Steve : Fine i'll just have my own Sex Party! Oh Steve! Oh! Oh! Oh! Your Dick Is So huge! Come On Steve Make Me Cum! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh My God I Need To Puke!
Kaylee : I believe I will join you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee if I get you pregnant then we can have a Sex Party!
Kaylee : Just keep fucking yourself fucktard!
by SlopNChop July 04, 2018
Get the Sex Partymug. Beth : It was so nice to see you and your family together at church yesterday you should go more often!
Chad : Yeah I have to work a lot of Sunday's but it's such a rewarding feeling to get in touch with the lord!
Kiersten : Hey Chad I think I left my panties in your bed Saturday night could you bring them by my place after work.
Beth : O My God do you Fuck another women besides your wife?
Chad : Hell no I Fuck many women besides my wife!
Beth : You god damn dirty asshole I hope you go to hell!
Chad : Wow what A dirty mouth you have guess I will see you there!
Beth : And I bet you don't even work on Sunday's either!
Chad : Hey sex is work I only have 4 hours to Fuck 5 women and 2 guy's!
Beth : You fuck guy's too AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Yeah I have to work a lot of Sunday's but it's such a rewarding feeling to get in touch with the lord!
Kiersten : Hey Chad I think I left my panties in your bed Saturday night could you bring them by my place after work.
Beth : O My God do you Fuck another women besides your wife?
Chad : Hell no I Fuck many women besides my wife!
Beth : You god damn dirty asshole I hope you go to hell!
Chad : Wow what A dirty mouth you have guess I will see you there!
Beth : And I bet you don't even work on Sunday's either!
Chad : Hey sex is work I only have 4 hours to Fuck 5 women and 2 guy's!
Beth : You fuck guy's too AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by SlopNChop March 12, 2017
Get the Fuckmug. Jake : Oh Kiersten I just love it when your soft blonde hair brushes my face it gives me a instant boner!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!
by SlopNChop July 25, 2017
Get the Timbermug. Katie : Did Chad treat you good in his bed last night?
Kiersten: He did he fucked me so hard I had a Poogasm all over his wife's clean sheets!
Katie : I bet she liked cleaning up that mess this morning!
Kiersten : For Sure that bitch better not be fuckin my man anytime soon!
Kiersten: He did he fucked me so hard I had a Poogasm all over his wife's clean sheets!
Katie : I bet she liked cleaning up that mess this morning!
Kiersten : For Sure that bitch better not be fuckin my man anytime soon!
by SlopNChop January 04, 2017
Get the Poogasmmug. Kiersten : Last night me and Jake had sex for hours in our Ankle Socks!
Kaylee : Oh God! Here We Go!!!
Steve : Yeah me and Chad like to fuck in our Ankle Socks too! Sometimes he almost needs A tube sock when were done cause of all the cum he produces!
Kiersten : Oh Good Lord!!!
Kaylee : You just had to talk about your Ankle Socks didn't you!
Kiersten : Im sorry me bad!
Steve : Im pretty sure Chad likes my hot pink Ankle Socks the best cause it usually gives him an instant boner!
Kaylee : That's Enough Steve!
Steve : Then again he might like my regular pink ones the best cause he say's they remind him of Kiersten!
Kiersten : STEVE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Steve : Wow Kaylee you sure look cute in your Ankle Socks today! (Wink)
Kaylee : Kiersten im gonna kill you!
Steve : My Ankle Socks kinda smell today since I haven't washed them in weeks!
Kiersten : Don't bother killing me Kaylee im gonna kill myself!
Kaylee : Oh God! Here We Go!!!
Steve : Yeah me and Chad like to fuck in our Ankle Socks too! Sometimes he almost needs A tube sock when were done cause of all the cum he produces!
Kiersten : Oh Good Lord!!!
Kaylee : You just had to talk about your Ankle Socks didn't you!
Kiersten : Im sorry me bad!
Steve : Im pretty sure Chad likes my hot pink Ankle Socks the best cause it usually gives him an instant boner!
Kaylee : That's Enough Steve!
Steve : Then again he might like my regular pink ones the best cause he say's they remind him of Kiersten!
Kiersten : STEVE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Steve : Wow Kaylee you sure look cute in your Ankle Socks today! (Wink)
Kaylee : Kiersten im gonna kill you!
Steve : My Ankle Socks kinda smell today since I haven't washed them in weeks!
Kiersten : Don't bother killing me Kaylee im gonna kill myself!
by SlopNChop August 10, 2018
Get the Ankle Socksmug. When sexual activity involves poop and fart's
Kiersten : Last night I was giving Kyle A blowjob and he ripped a big one in my face!
Kaylee : Who the fuck is Kyle?
Kiersten : He's my cheat friend we just fuck sometimes he even poop's on my tummy!
Kaylee : He sound's like a fucking asshole to me!
Kiersten : Now Kaylee what girl don't like a little Stinky Kinky in there bed every once in a while!
Steve : Yeah I love when Chad fart's in my mouth and poops on my tummy too! MMM So Yummy!!!
Kiersten : That's fucking disgusting Uhh! why did you have to say that!!
Kaylee : Oh like you saying that crap is any better!
Kiersten : Hey im hot and Stinky Kinky talk coming from me would turn most guy's on DUH!
Steve : Oh Kiersten thinking of you covered in poop makes me hard!
Kiersten : Why don't you go get Stinky Kinky with Chad!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea he's always up to a little Stinky Kinky on his desk!
Kaylee : You two make me sick!
Kaylee : Who the fuck is Kyle?
Kiersten : He's my cheat friend we just fuck sometimes he even poop's on my tummy!
Kaylee : He sound's like a fucking asshole to me!
Kiersten : Now Kaylee what girl don't like a little Stinky Kinky in there bed every once in a while!
Steve : Yeah I love when Chad fart's in my mouth and poops on my tummy too! MMM So Yummy!!!
Kiersten : That's fucking disgusting Uhh! why did you have to say that!!
Kaylee : Oh like you saying that crap is any better!
Kiersten : Hey im hot and Stinky Kinky talk coming from me would turn most guy's on DUH!
Steve : Oh Kiersten thinking of you covered in poop makes me hard!
Kiersten : Why don't you go get Stinky Kinky with Chad!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea he's always up to a little Stinky Kinky on his desk!
Kaylee : You two make me sick!
by SlopNChop July 11, 2018
Get the Stinky Kinkymug.