Kiersten : Hey Kaylee wanna go on break?
Kaylee : Yeah give me a second I need some chocolate!
Kiersten : Yeah me too!
Kaylee : Mmm I just love peanut butter cups I could eat a whole bag at once! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
Kiersten : Damn Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : Who the fuck cares I love chocolate & peanut butter!
Steve : Wow Kaylee did I ever tell you how much I like fat girls!
Kaylee : Go Fuck Yourself Steve!
Steve : I would rather fuck your thunder thighs!
Kiersten : I told you Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Kaylee : Yeah give me a second I need some chocolate!
Kiersten : Yeah me too!
Kaylee : Mmm I just love peanut butter cups I could eat a whole bag at once! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
Kiersten : Damn Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : Who the fuck cares I love chocolate & peanut butter!
Steve : Wow Kaylee did I ever tell you how much I like fat girls!
Kaylee : Go Fuck Yourself Steve!
Steve : I would rather fuck your thunder thighs!
Kiersten : I told you Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
by SlopNChop June 02, 2018
Brandon : Wow Kiersten you have such a nice ass!
Kiersten : Thanks would you like to touch it?
Brandon : Uh Yeah! But your Pant's seem to be covering it up!
Kiersten : Oh silly me let me take them off!
Brandon : Mmmmm! Your ass is so firm!
Kiersten : Thanks I work out!
Brandon : And you have a nice pussy as well!
Kiersten : Would you like to touch it?
Brandon : Uh Yeah! But your thong is covering it up!
Kiersten : Oh Brandon let me take it off!
Brandon : Uhhh! Uhhh! Ahhhh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh wow I made Brandon cum in his Pant's!
Kaylee : Kiersten put your Pant's back on!
Kiersten : Thanks would you like to touch it?
Brandon : Uh Yeah! But your Pant's seem to be covering it up!
Kiersten : Oh silly me let me take them off!
Brandon : Mmmmm! Your ass is so firm!
Kiersten : Thanks I work out!
Brandon : And you have a nice pussy as well!
Kiersten : Would you like to touch it?
Brandon : Uh Yeah! But your thong is covering it up!
Kiersten : Oh Brandon let me take it off!
Brandon : Uhhh! Uhhh! Ahhhh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh wow I made Brandon cum in his Pant's!
Kaylee : Kiersten put your Pant's back on!
by SlopNChop January 11, 2018
When someone is working over 40 hours and is trying to milk the clock by sitting in the bathroom texting friends and playing pokemon go on company time!
On Sunday morning Chad was in the middle of a good fuck with his girl Keirsten until he got called into work he was pissed off so he decided to take a 3 hour Overtime Shit to get back at his boss!
by SlopNChop August 28, 2016
Kaylee: Did you enjoy last night with Chad?
Kiersten : Oh yes but we should have skipped taco bell cause there was some Heat In The Sheets boy did it smell bad!
Kaylee : Well sex is usually uncomfortable anyway so what's a little smell gonna hurt!
Kiersten : It wasn't the smell that bothered me it was when he put me in a 69 and my face was near his ass!
Kaylee : O you poor thing next time get some old spice and spray his ass before you fuck!
Kiersten : Wow good plan!
Kiersten : Oh yes but we should have skipped taco bell cause there was some Heat In The Sheets boy did it smell bad!
Kaylee : Well sex is usually uncomfortable anyway so what's a little smell gonna hurt!
Kiersten : It wasn't the smell that bothered me it was when he put me in a 69 and my face was near his ass!
Kaylee : O you poor thing next time get some old spice and spray his ass before you fuck!
Kiersten : Wow good plan!
by SlopNChop March 12, 2017
Mark : Thanks Chad for giving me a job not really where I wanted to work but them ovulating bitches really screwed me good I lost three Planet Fitness gym's and my wife!
Chad : Yeah sorry to here about your divorce so how is Michelle doing? Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to my ex wife?
Chad : Uh Yeah SHE'S HOT! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : KNOCK IT OFF PERVE!
Chad : Oh look there's Kiersten & Jenna they recently bought this place I guess there Planet Fitness gym's are really doing good! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to them ovulating bitches?
Chad : Uh Yeah THEY ARE HOT!
Kiersten : Hey Chad me and Jenna just stopped by to see how the place is running we are going to lunch Jenna is ovulating and has always wanted her own Red Lobster Toodles!
Jenna : See Ya Later BOYS!
Mark : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : Dude are you Jacking Off?
Mark : Uh Yeah they are wearing sports bras and tight gym shorts!
Chad : Yeah and Jenna is ovulating! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey guy's mind if I Jack Off With you?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! (splat) (splat) (splat)
Mark : What The Fuck Is Your Problem GOD DAMNT IM COVERED IN CUM!
Steve : It's called Jacking Off you silly boo! (wink)
Chad : Yeah sorry to here about your divorce so how is Michelle doing? Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to my ex wife?
Chad : Uh Yeah SHE'S HOT! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : KNOCK IT OFF PERVE!
Chad : Oh look there's Kiersten & Jenna they recently bought this place I guess there Planet Fitness gym's are really doing good! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to them ovulating bitches?
Chad : Uh Yeah THEY ARE HOT!
Kiersten : Hey Chad me and Jenna just stopped by to see how the place is running we are going to lunch Jenna is ovulating and has always wanted her own Red Lobster Toodles!
Jenna : See Ya Later BOYS!
Mark : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : Dude are you Jacking Off?
Mark : Uh Yeah they are wearing sports bras and tight gym shorts!
Chad : Yeah and Jenna is ovulating! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey guy's mind if I Jack Off With you?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! (splat) (splat) (splat)
Mark : What The Fuck Is Your Problem GOD DAMNT IM COVERED IN CUM!
Steve : It's called Jacking Off you silly boo! (wink)
by SlopNChop November 01, 2018
Kiersten : Jake likes to caress my hair when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kaylee : So
Kiersten : So a man likes to feel relaxed when his dick is sucked on! DUH!
Steve : Yeah I like to fondle Chad's balls when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kiersten : So does that make him feel relaxed?
Steve : No not really but it makes him cum a lot and I really like cum!
Kiersten : You are so selfish!
Kaylee : And disgusting! You are so disgusting!
Steve : Oh Kaylee your just jealous cause you don't have a man to give Blowjob's too like me and Kiersten do!
Kaylee : Oh Go Suck Yourself!
Kaylee : So
Kiersten : So a man likes to feel relaxed when his dick is sucked on! DUH!
Steve : Yeah I like to fondle Chad's balls when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kiersten : So does that make him feel relaxed?
Steve : No not really but it makes him cum a lot and I really like cum!
Kiersten : You are so selfish!
Kaylee : And disgusting! You are so disgusting!
Steve : Oh Kaylee your just jealous cause you don't have a man to give Blowjob's too like me and Kiersten do!
Kaylee : Oh Go Suck Yourself!
by SlopNChop May 07, 2018
A plastic air filled doll for someone to have sexual intercourse/anal sex with or receive a blowjob from.
Chad : Oh Kiersten you don't know how much I would love to smell your hair, caress your breast's, stick your mouth around my dick and pound your pussy once again!
Kiersten : Why don't you just get a Blow Up Doll and leave me alone!
Chad : I would but the wifey don't want the extra company in our bed!
Kiersten : You are fucked in the head get some help!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Blow Up Doll her name is Judy!
Chad : And you think I'm fucked in the head?
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry you and Steve are fucked in the head!
Kiersten : Why don't you just get a Blow Up Doll and leave me alone!
Chad : I would but the wifey don't want the extra company in our bed!
Kiersten : You are fucked in the head get some help!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Blow Up Doll her name is Judy!
Chad : And you think I'm fucked in the head?
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry you and Steve are fucked in the head!
by SlopNChop August 15, 2017