Shower Sex

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina while warm water is pouring all over them!
Keirsten decided to take a shower and 5 minuntes later Chad joined her and they had some awesome shower sex!
by SlopNChop May 07, 2016
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Armpit

A ticklish area of the body possibly due to the number of nerves it contains
Michelle : Oh Chad Stop! Stop Tickling my Armpit!
Chad : I can't help it there just so sexy plus your wearing a tight tank top and you keep putting you arm around me! Ahhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad Stop! Stop licking my Armpit!
Chad : Mmmm! There so tasty!
Chad's Wife : Really Chad im trying to eat dinner here quit messing with her Armpit!
Chad : Maybe i'll just go down a little further and get me some tit! Mmmm!
Michelle : Oh Chad your making me wet!
Chad's Wife : THAT'S IT! Im going to finish my dinner in the bathroom!
Chad : Oh honey while your in there please shave you Armpit's there getting a little hairy!
Michelle : A little hairy she looks like an ape at the zoo! (LOL)
Chad : WHOOOOO WHOOOOOO

Chad's Wife : FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU BOTH!
by SlopNChop November 26, 2018
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Pump Fuck

When a hand applies force to the penis to create pleasure
Kiersten: Oh Chad I could Pump Fuck you for hours
Chad : Damn I need to take A Leak!
Kiersten : Ok baby ill wait!
Chad: AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
Kiersten : What the fuck really in my bed and all over me!
Chad: You said you would Pump Fuck Me for hours I didn't want to miss out!
Kiersten : You could have went to the bathroom and then came back!
Chad : I should probally go since the bed is all wet and smelly!
Kiersten : You fuckin asshole!
by SlopNChop April 04, 2017
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Cum

A sticky love juice created in a guys balls and released through his penis when he becomes sexually aroused.
Kiersten : MMM! Uh! Uh! OOOO! Uh! MMMMMM! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Jake : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Ok Baby Pull Out!
Jake : Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : OOOOOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Wow looks like I got Cum all over your leg's thighs tummy breast's and clean sheets!
Kiersten : Who Cares FUCK ME AGAIN!
Jake : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop May 30, 2017
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Cum

A sticky goo that squirts out of a guy's penis when he becomes sexually aroused.
Craig : O wow check out Kiersten she's wearing tight gym shorts & a little white tank top today Ahhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Yeah! And don't you just love her blue eyes & long blonde hair! Ahhhhhhh!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : Damn I need to go clean this Cum out of my underwear!
Chad : I think I will go rub Kiersten's shoulders, smell her hair & Cum some more!
Chad : Mmmmm! Ohhh! Ohhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Chad what the fuck are you doing?
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Did you just Cum?
Chad : I can't help it your just so gorgeous! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Well just keep your Cum in your pant's umkay!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I could make guy's Cum like that!
Steve : Hey Kaylee! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Kiersten : Wow Kaylee you made Steve Cum!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
by SlopNChop December 06, 2017
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Cum

A sticky substance created in a guy's balls when he becomes sexually aroused then it's released through the penis
Kiersten : Hey baby can you hand me my socks!
Jake : Sure babe! Oh! Oh! Oh! O Baby! Jesus Christ!
Jake: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh honey did you have to Cum in my sock!
Jake : Well when you stroke my cock like that I get excited!
Kiersten : Next time try to squirt your Cum in my pussy anus or mouth please ok sweetheart!
Jake : Well lucky for you I have plenty more Cum to release!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Kiersten : MMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMM! Yummy!
Jake : Lol!
Kiersten : What's so funny?
Jake : You have Cum running down your neck!
Kiersten : I guess you did have plenty of Cum left in you!
Jake : Oh Kiersten you my little Cum monster!
Kiersten : Grrrrrr! I Want More!
by SlopNChop October 04, 2017
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Cum

White goo that comes out of a guy's dick when he becomes sexually aroused or having intercourse.
Chad : Damn Kylie your legs are so smooth! Ahhh!
Kiley : Stop touching me you perve!
Chad : Mmm! And those little socks on your feet are so cute! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : Did you just Cum to the thought of my socks?
Chad : Uh yeah socks make me Cum! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : KNOCK IT OFF YOU ASSHOLE!
Ben : HEY JACKASS STOP HARASSING MY WIFE!
Chad : Sorry she makes me Cum! Ahhhhhhhh!
Ben : Im gonna chop your fucking dick off if you don't stop!
Chad : Oh Shit's
Kiley : Thanks baby wanna go home and Cum for me?
Ben : Oh baby im gonna Cum all over your face leg's face tummy and those cute little socks of your's!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ben : That's It Your A Dead Man!
Chad : Oh Shit's!
by SlopNChop December 20, 2018
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