SlopNChop's definitions

Fart

An unexpected smelly situation released to the public

Kiersten : Mmmm! Are you ready to have sex tonight?
Jake : Why wait til tonight ive got a huge boner from kissing and caressing your hot body!
Kiersten : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey guy's Ahhhhhh! Wow I bet that Fart blew a hole in my undies!
Kiersten : Oh my god it smells like a dead carcus!
Jake : Uh! I don't feel so good!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get the fuck out of here you smelly idiot!
Jake : O God I'm gonna puke!
Kiersten : No baby don't lose your boner!
Jake : Sorry I'm not in the mood!
Kiersten : Thanks a lot Steve your fuckin Fart just cost me some sexual pleasure!
Steve : Don't worry I would be glad to pleasure you Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O my god go the bathroom you jackass!

by SlopNChop October 10, 2017

Tits Out

When a girl wears a tight blouse and her breast's are exposed for the world to see.

Jim : Wow did you see Kiersten today?
Chad : Oh yeah she was Tits Out and I creamed my pants!
Kiersten : Hey boy's the milk maid is here!
Jim: Nice!
Chad : Yummy! and you can lick the cream in my pant's!

by SlopNChop December 29, 2016

Lingerie

A women's undergarment used to make a girl look sexy and turn on men

Kiersten : Hey Jake like my new Lingerie?
Jake : O God Damn! Your making my dick is so hard !
Kiersten : How about you rub it on my silky Lingerie?
Jake : O that would be great then I can cum all over you!
Kiersten : I would rather you cum inside me!
Jake : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten I'm going to borrow some of your Lingerie I wanna look sexy for Chad tonight!
Jake : What The Fuck!
Kiersten : Don't worry i'll call the cops!
Steve : By the way you look super sexy in that Lingerie my dick is growing!

by SlopNChop February 20, 2018

Nibble

To gently bite or suck on something

Kiersten : Gosh Jake are we just gonna watch tv all night this is boring!
Jake : How about I Nibble on your breast's!
Kiersten : Oh Jake O your making me wet!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on you neck!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet again!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your leg's!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me tingle!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your pussy!
Kiersten : Oh my gosh I'm cumming I'm cumming! Fuck Me!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your hair!
Kiersten : What the hell Jake you were supposed to fuck me!
Jake : But your hair is so soft and smells so good Mmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your so sweet Now Fuck Me!
Jake : Spread your legs so my dick can Nibble inside you!
Kiersten : Oh Baby!

by SlopNChop December 26, 2017

Boob Curtians

Hair strands long enough to cover a girls breast's

Chad : Last night I was in lying Michelle's bed rubbing my cock and she then came into the room brushing her Boob Curtians!
Craig : Shit dude your so lucky!
Chad : Yeah then she rubbed her Boob Curtians all over my cock and I came all over her!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : What the fuck's his problem?
Chad : Probally misses Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Craig : Yeah I sure would! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Dude quit jacking off to Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : And you quit crying like the little bitch you are!

by SlopNChop November 14, 2018

Butt Rub

When two hands caress the ass in a back and fourth motion

Chad : Mmm! Wouldn't you just love to give Kiersten A Butt Rub right about now?
Kaylee : Uh No!
Chad : Mmm! I would just like I used to before she dumped me!
Kaylee : Well maybe she wanted a boyfriend who wasn't married!
Chad : I remember how she would lay on my bed and let me take her panties off then she would moan as I gave her a Butt Rub!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
Chad : Then I would flip her over and stick my cock in her pussy! Mmmm!
Kaylee : Why don't you Shut The Fuck up!
Steve : Hey Chad maybe you can give me a Butt Rub im not wearing any underwear! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God So Gross!
Chad : Mmm! That would be great then you can suck my cock! (Wink)
Kaylee : Why im I still here!
Steve : Would you like to join us I can give you a Butt Rub while Chad suck my cock?
Kaylee : HELP ME!!!!!
Steve : Fine you can suck my cock while Chad gives me A Butt Rub!
Kaylee : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Mmm! Sounds like an orgasam!

by SlopNChop August 7, 2018

Tit's

One of the many way's to describe a set of breast's

Craig : Wow isn't Kiersten just the cutest little thing!
Chad : Yeah she looks just like Anna Kendrick only with blonde hair and bigger Tit's!
Kiersten : Hey boy's are you talking about me?
Chad : No we were just talking about Anna Kendrick!
Kiersten : Really cause people say I look just like her only with blonde hair and bigger Tit's!
Craig : You don't say!
Steve : Hey guy's people say I look just like Kate Upton but only my Tit's are much bigger!
Kiersten : You don't look like Kate Upton you jackass!
Craig : Yeah you look like an ape in the zoo!
Chad : But Mmm! You do have nice Tit's! Ahhhh!
Steve : Oh Chad! Jesus Christ Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Your making me cum!
Kiersten : Oh gross! Why don't you play with Steve's Tit's elsewhere!

by SlopNChop July 8, 2018