Lather

When soap is applied to the body and spread around during a shower

Chad: Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Jesus Christ! Holy Shit! God Damn!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Wow that was some major cum looks like my sticky body's gonna need a shower!
Chad : Maybe I could join you and Lather your body!
Kiersten : Well the good thing is we can fuck in the shower and wash the cum right off!
Chad : I love to Lather you smooth body and fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Chad you are so sexual!

by SlopNChop March 07, 2017

Friends

A mega hit NBC tv series from the 90's where a group of friends live together and occasionally date each other.

Chad : Hey Kiersten how about I come over to your place tonight we can watch Friends and cuddle!
Kiersten : No way I'm going to Jakes were gonna watch a porn and fuck like crazy!
Chad : I remember when we made that porn together you was Rachel and I was Ross!
Kiersten : Hey you told me you got rid of that stupid thing!
Chad : No way it's the only memory of your hot naked body I got left!
Kiersten : You Bastard!

by SlopNChop July 16, 2017

Slobber

When the mouth sucks on a body part and produces saliva

Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber on my neck!
Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber in my arm pit!
Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber on my breasts!
Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber on my pussy!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Oh Kiersten I love when you Slobber on my balls!
Kiersten : Uh Jake honey im looking right at you how can I be Slobbering on your balls?
Steve : MMMMMMM! MMMMMMM! LA! LA! LA! LA! God Damn Jake Your Balls Are YUMMY!
Kiersten : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED! JAKE CALL THE COPS!!!!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : DAMN"T JAKE QUIT HAVING AN ORGASAM AND CALL THE COPS!
Steve : MMMM! Cummy! Now time to Slobber on Kiersten!
Kiersten : HELP!

by SlopNChop September 19, 2018

Thong

An undergarment worn mostly by girls that covers up the pussy and exposes the ass.

Craig : Wow I just love the summertime all the chicks are wearing Thongs under there shorts!
Chad : Yeah and when they bend over you can see there ass!
Steve : Hey guy's I'm not wearing my Thong today gotta let my balls air out!
Chad : That does it no more Thongs at work!

by SlopNChop July 28, 2017

Hard

When a guy's penis is expanded to it's full size

Chad : Shit Mandy watching you brush your long blonde hair makes me so Hard!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rub that Hard dick of your's on my shorts!
Chad : Oh shit your your gym shorts are so silky Ahhhhhh! Oops looks like I soiled them with my special sauce!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rip them off and rub your Hard dick in my pussy!
Chad : Mmm Im gonna fill your little pussy up with Chad's special sauce!
Sara : Hey sis have you seen my gym shorts : What The Hell Are You Doing In My Bed?
Mandy : Get lost Sara Im trying to fuck Chad's Hard dick!
Sara : Oh wow he's super hard!
Chad : Hey Sara would you like to join us ive got plenty of Chad's special sauce for the both of you? (wink)
Sara : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Mandy Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Mandy : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Oh Sara Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Sara : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : Hey girls it's time for lunch OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Mandy : Get the fuck out mom Chad is getting Hard in our pussy's Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Sara : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Mmmm! You girls are so hot Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : O Wow looks like Chad is sticking his Hard dick inside Mandy & Sara! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

by SlopNChop December 24, 2018

Hard

When A guy's penis get's stiff and long

Chad : O Wow Kiersten is wearing tight gym short's, A white tank top, & cute little ankle socks today oh I'm getting so Hard!
Craig : Yeah I get Hard when she bends over and her thong tug's through her pussy lips!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! O crap I just creamed my pant's!
Craig : Sorry about that I forgot that Kiersten's pussy made you ejaculate!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn! Don't worry about it I'll just have Steve lick them out!
Craig : Well I guess i'll go hang out with Kiersten & drop thing's so I can get Hard!
Chad : And I'll go find Steve cause this cum in my pant's is getting heavy!

by SlopNChop December 01, 2017

Fuck Buddy

When two friends enjoy the benefits of sex but are not committed to a relationship with each other.

Kiersten: Hey is Chad around I was supposed to meet him here?
Chad's Dad: Sorry he's not here right now by they way who are you?
Kiersten : I'm his Fuck Buddy Kiersten!
Chad's Dad: Wow he never told me he was fucking A cute little ass on the side!
Kiersten : That's right we fuck everyday till his wife get's home then I sneak out the bedroom window!
Chad's Dad : Well aren't you just a Naughty little girl maybe I should teach you a lesson!
Kiersten : Oh you wanna fuck my little pussy don't you Huh! Huh!
Chad's Dad: Oh baby I do my wife's playin bingo right now so I can be your Fuck Buddy!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! You should spank me since I'm bein Naughty!!! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Chad's Dad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Kiersten : I'm so Naughty Fuck Me! Fuck Me! Fuck Me! Cum in my tight little pussy!
Chad's Dad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh Shit I'm having a heart attach!
Kiersten : Oh No what do I do how about a Blowjob to revive you!
Chad's Dad : Yeah I think that will do!
Kiersten : MMMMMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad's Dad : Ok I'm better but keep suckin!
Chad : Dad What The Hell Is Goin On why is my Fuck Buddy suckin your dick?
Chad's Dad : Sorry but she's a Naughty Girl and I had to punish her!
Chad : You GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
Kiersten : Well Chad since I was Naughty are you going to punish me?
Chad : Oh Baby you know I will!

by SlopNChop February 17, 2017