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Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy
Chad : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad's Wife : Mmm! Oh Chad I love when you stick your big cock in my mouth early in the morning!
Chad : Well why don't you march your cute little ass into the kitchen and make me some breakfast!
Chad's Wife : Oh Chad your so sweet i'll be right back!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad : Mmm! Oh Steve I love when you stick your big cock in my mouth early in the morning!
Steve : Well why don't I just feed you some breakfast as well!
Chad : Oh Steve your so sweet! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad here's your breakfast! WHAT THE FUCK! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : God Damn't Bitch you spilled food all over the carpet! CLEAN IT UP NOW!!!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy! (Wink)
Chad's Wife : Get your god damn cock out of my face you bastard!
Chad : Don't worry Steve i'll suck it some more!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Chad's Wife : Mmm! Oh Chad I love when you stick your big cock in my mouth early in the morning!
Chad : Well why don't you march your cute little ass into the kitchen and make me some breakfast!
Chad's Wife : Oh Chad your so sweet i'll be right back!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad : Mmm! Oh Steve I love when you stick your big cock in my mouth early in the morning!
Steve : Well why don't I just feed you some breakfast as well!
Chad : Oh Steve your so sweet! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad here's your breakfast! WHAT THE FUCK! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : God Damn't Bitch you spilled food all over the carpet! CLEAN IT UP NOW!!!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy! (Wink)
Chad's Wife : Get your god damn cock out of my face you bastard!
Chad : Don't worry Steve i'll suck it some more!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy by SlopNChop August 31, 2018
Pie
Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! LA! LA! LA! LA! Uhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet!
Chad : Ohh! Jake's getting some Pie for lunch! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey Chad do you need some help with that?
Chad : Sure dude and I can help you with yours!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : What the hell is going on here?
Steve : Were making each other cream!
Chad : Yeah why don't you drop your pant's and show us some Pie BITCH!
Steve : Yeah Pie Bitch! Huh! Huh! Pie is good Huh! Huh!
Kaylee : You two are fuckin pigs!
Chad : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink!
Steve : Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Kaylee : Oh God why do I have to work around livestock?
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet!
Chad : Ohh! Jake's getting some Pie for lunch! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey Chad do you need some help with that?
Chad : Sure dude and I can help you with yours!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : What the hell is going on here?
Steve : Were making each other cream!
Chad : Yeah why don't you drop your pant's and show us some Pie BITCH!
Steve : Yeah Pie Bitch! Huh! Huh! Pie is good Huh! Huh!
Kaylee : You two are fuckin pigs!
Chad : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink!
Steve : Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Kaylee : Oh God why do I have to work around livestock?
Drunk
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten you were really Drunk last night im surprised you made it to work today!
Kiersten : Yeah I still feel like shit thank god Jake took me home he's so sweet he made love to me while I was puking on him.
Jake : Hey guy's!
Kiersten : Thanks for taking me home last night your dick inside me made me feel much better sorry about the puke!
Jake : I didn't take you home last night you were being an ass so I left without you!
Kiersten : Well Who The Hell Took My Drunk Ass Home And Stuck There Cock In My Pussy Then?
Steve : Hey Kiersten last night was amazing I never came like that before! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve Last Night!!!
Kiersten : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jake : Well I hope that's the last time you decide to get Drunk Kiersten!
Kiersten : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Steve : Well I love when she get's Drunk she calls me daddy!
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP KAYLEE!
Jake : Hey don't get mad at us your the one who was Drunk!
Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna get Drunk with me tonight? (Wink)
Kiersten : GOD DAMNT I HATE ALCOHOL!
Kiersten : Yeah I still feel like shit thank god Jake took me home he's so sweet he made love to me while I was puking on him.
Jake : Hey guy's!
Kiersten : Thanks for taking me home last night your dick inside me made me feel much better sorry about the puke!
Jake : I didn't take you home last night you were being an ass so I left without you!
Kiersten : Well Who The Hell Took My Drunk Ass Home And Stuck There Cock In My Pussy Then?
Steve : Hey Kiersten last night was amazing I never came like that before! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve Last Night!!!
Kiersten : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jake : Well I hope that's the last time you decide to get Drunk Kiersten!
Kiersten : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Steve : Well I love when she get's Drunk she calls me daddy!
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP KAYLEE!
Jake : Hey don't get mad at us your the one who was Drunk!
Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna get Drunk with me tonight? (Wink)
Kiersten : GOD DAMNT I HATE ALCOHOL!
Pampers
Kiersten : I just can't decide which is better for my baby Pampers or Luvs?
Kaylee : Well ive heard Pampers can hold a ton of shit! (LOL)
Steve : I would suggest the Pampers myself I just love the way they hug my ass cheeks (see) plus they hold a ton of cum! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! See no leaks!
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten no leaks!
Kiersten : Yeah I will try to get that image out of my head! But at least the Pampers have his penis covered up I am so sick of him running around here naked!
Kaylee : Yeah thank god for jumbo Pampers!
Steve : Plus Pampers hold a lot of shit too! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! See no poopy run out!
Kiersten : Oh My God The Smell!!! It's so bad!
Kaylee : God Damn't Steve go change your Pamper!
Kaylee : Well ive heard Pampers can hold a ton of shit! (LOL)
Steve : I would suggest the Pampers myself I just love the way they hug my ass cheeks (see) plus they hold a ton of cum! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! See no leaks!
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten no leaks!
Kiersten : Yeah I will try to get that image out of my head! But at least the Pampers have his penis covered up I am so sick of him running around here naked!
Kaylee : Yeah thank god for jumbo Pampers!
Steve : Plus Pampers hold a lot of shit too! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! See no poopy run out!
Kiersten : Oh My God The Smell!!! It's so bad!
Kaylee : God Damn't Steve go change your Pamper!
Juice Box
Kaylee : Soo! I guess you and Jake fucked like crazy last night AGAIN!
Kiersten : Actually we didn't Brent came over I sat on his lap and kissed his neck while he played with my hair and fondled my breast's.
Kaylee : You fucked your brother?
Kiersten : He's my step brother Kaylee! And no he did not touch my Juice Box!
Jake : Hey Kiersten where were you at last night?
Kaylee : Oh her and Brent were making out on the couch but don't worry he didn't touch her Juice Box!
Kiersten : KAYLEE!!!
Jake : WHAT! You blew me off so you could make out with your brother!
Kiersten : He's my step brother Jake! And we were just fooling around he never touched my Juice Box!
Jake : Well! Maybe I should just fool around with someone else but don't worry I won't touch there Juice Box!
Steve : Hey Jake i'll fool around with you but just stay away from my Juice Box umkay!
Kaylee : Since when did you get a Juice Box Steve?
Steve : Oh I like to refer to my asshole as my Juice Box!
Kiersten : God you are the mother of all idiots!
Kiersten : Actually we didn't Brent came over I sat on his lap and kissed his neck while he played with my hair and fondled my breast's.
Kaylee : You fucked your brother?
Kiersten : He's my step brother Kaylee! And no he did not touch my Juice Box!
Jake : Hey Kiersten where were you at last night?
Kaylee : Oh her and Brent were making out on the couch but don't worry he didn't touch her Juice Box!
Kiersten : KAYLEE!!!
Jake : WHAT! You blew me off so you could make out with your brother!
Kiersten : He's my step brother Jake! And we were just fooling around he never touched my Juice Box!
Jake : Well! Maybe I should just fool around with someone else but don't worry I won't touch there Juice Box!
Steve : Hey Jake i'll fool around with you but just stay away from my Juice Box umkay!
Kaylee : Since when did you get a Juice Box Steve?
Steve : Oh I like to refer to my asshole as my Juice Box!
Kiersten : God you are the mother of all idiots!
Sketties
Kiersten : Last night was so romantic me and Jake had spaghetti then we made love afterwards!
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten why bother eating why not just skip straight to the bed?
Kiersten : You know what Kaylee you need a man to pound your pussy!
Steve : She's right Kaylee me and Chad are so happy together he loves to dump Sketties on my naked body and then eat them off his favorite dish is Sketties and Steve's Balls!
Kaylee : You know how disgusting that sounds why don't you ever Shut The Fuck Up!
Kiersten : He's right Kaylee a man in your life would make you happy!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go dump some Sketties on Steve's Balls and lick them off!
Steve : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : Hope your happy you just made him cum all over the floor!
Steve : Mmmm! Sketties make me cum!
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten why bother eating why not just skip straight to the bed?
Kiersten : You know what Kaylee you need a man to pound your pussy!
Steve : She's right Kaylee me and Chad are so happy together he loves to dump Sketties on my naked body and then eat them off his favorite dish is Sketties and Steve's Balls!
Kaylee : You know how disgusting that sounds why don't you ever Shut The Fuck Up!
Kiersten : He's right Kaylee a man in your life would make you happy!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go dump some Sketties on Steve's Balls and lick them off!
Steve : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : Hope your happy you just made him cum all over the floor!
Steve : Mmmm! Sketties make me cum!
PDA
Public Display of Affection when two people show there love for each other in public places such as work, retail stores, sidewalks, gas stations, etc.
Jake : Ohh La La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! (LoL)
Kaylee : What the hell?
Kiersten : Oh Jake loves to stick his hands in my pant's and tickle my pussy!
Kaylee : Well excuse me but sticking your hands in a girls pant's and fingering her just seems inappropriate to me!
Kiersten : It's called PDA Kaylee!
Steve : Oh Steve! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : What the fuck's your problem!
Steve : I like to squeeze my penis and make myself cum!
Kaylee : You need help!
Steve : It's called PDA Kaylee!
Kaylee : No it's called retarded!
Chad : Oh Abi!!! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock!
Kaylee : Get A Fucking Room!
Chad : It's called PDA Kaylee!
Kaylee : No it's just down right disgusting!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! (LoL)
Kaylee : What the hell?
Kiersten : Oh Jake loves to stick his hands in my pant's and tickle my pussy!
Kaylee : Well excuse me but sticking your hands in a girls pant's and fingering her just seems inappropriate to me!
Kiersten : It's called PDA Kaylee!
Steve : Oh Steve! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : What the fuck's your problem!
Steve : I like to squeeze my penis and make myself cum!
Kaylee : You need help!
Steve : It's called PDA Kaylee!
Kaylee : No it's called retarded!
Chad : Oh Abi!!! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock!
Kaylee : Get A Fucking Room!
Chad : It's called PDA Kaylee!
Kaylee : No it's just down right disgusting!