SlopNChop's definitions

Shampoo

A creamy goo used to clean a person's hair it also makes it feel & smell good

Kaylee : Hey Kiersten thanks for letting me use your Shampoo this morning!
Kiersten : No problem I noticed your hair was a little greasy!
Kaylee : No!!! I Had just ran out I wash my hair everday!
Kiersten : Whatever! Last night Jake came for me 3 times it must be my new Shampoo I think it really stimulates his penis!
Chad : Wow Kaylee I never noticed how sexy your hair was til today wanna come up to my office and let me cum for you?
Kaylee : Sure Chad maybe after work you can come to my place and Shampoo my hair!
Chad : You know Kaylee this could lead to a promotion for you!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee! You took my sexy Shampoo this morning! YOU BITCH!

by SlopNChop June 7, 2018

Hair Up

When a girl wears her hair up in hopes of giving a guy head!

Craig : Hey check out Kiersten she's Hair Up today!
Chad : Wow my dick's already getting hard! Oh Here She Comes!
Kiersten : Hello Boy's!
Craig : Hey Kiersten we were just talkin about you!
Chad : Yeah and are dicks are full of cum!
Kiersten : We should really do something about that!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmm! Yummy!

by SlopNChop February 1, 2017

Balls

A man body part located under the penis used to create and store cum

Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna tickle my Balls you will receive a yummy surprise if you do?
Kiersten : Uh No! And pull up your pants were in public!
Steve : Oh La La La!
Chad : OOOOO! Jesus Christ! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve: MMMMMMM! Yummy!
Chad: Oh Steve your such a sneaky guy!
Steve: I just love to tickle Balls!
Chad : Good Now Suck Them!
Steve: Mmmmm! Lalalalala Ahhhhh!
Chad: Damn Steve you sure know how to handle a guy's Balls!
Kiersten : Well that was a bunch of disgusting!

by SlopNChop April 19, 2018

Jizzed

When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.

Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!

by SlopNChop October 12, 2016

Boner

When the penis grows and get's stiff due to a sexual arouse usually this is the best time to have sex or receive a blowjob.

Kiersten : Hey Jake could you brush my hair I was in hurry and didn't have time before I got to work!
Jake : Sure baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Oh baby did I give you a boner!
Jake : Yes your hair is so silky and soft just the touch of it made my penis expand!
Kiersten : Well lets not waste it keep brushing and I suck on it!
Jake : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm! Ahhh!
Chad : Oh wow Jake's brushing Kiersten's hair and she's sucking his dick time to spank the old monkey!
Steve : Hey Chad I see you have a Boner how about I help you with that!
Chad : Sure that would be great then I can focus on Kiersten's beautiful hair!
Steve : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Ahhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Chad what the fuck! Were you getting a boner off at me and Jake again!
Chad : No!

Jake : Then why were you staring at us while Steve was sucking your dick?
Steve : Hey guys what's up!
Kiersten : Go wipe the cum off your face asshole!

by SlopNChop October 14, 2017

Crud Muffin

A large puffy poop turd

Michelle : Oh Mark I sure did miss your hard dick inside me Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Mark : Oh Michelle I sure did miss your soft pussy YEE! YEE! YEE! (splat) OOPS!
Michelle : OOPS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Mark : Oh nothing just a little Crud Muffin come on let's cuddlefuck!
Michelle : LITTLE IT'S THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL? You pooped a Crud Muffin on my leg while you was pounding my pussy! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!
Mark : Uh I believe this is our bed and I want to cuddlefuck!
Michelle : LITTLE IT'S THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL? You pooped a Crud Muffin on my leg while you was pounding my pussy! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!
Mark : Uh I believe this is our bed and I want to cuddlefuck!
Michelle : Uh we are divorced and this is my bed GET THE FUCK OUT!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : And take your god damn Crud Muffin with you! (splat)
Steve : Hey Mark you look so sexy with that Crud Muffin on your face Mmmm!
Mark : Wow Steve thanks! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : MARK WHY THE HELL IS SOME GUY LICKING YOUR FACE AND RUBBING YOUR COCK!
Mark : I don't know but it feel's kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : GROSS! Im calling the cops!
Steve : You know Mark in prison you can get fucked in the ass and blow Crud Muffins everywhere!
Mark : Wow that sounds kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hello Police two gay guy's broke into my house and there are Crud Muffins everywhere!
Steve : Mmmm! Crud Muffins! (wink)

by SlopNChop November 30, 2018

Lesbian

A girl who enjoys the romantic and sexual company of other girls.

Bambi : Hey Kaylee! (wink)
Kaylee : Uh hey Bambi!
Jenna : Hey Kaylee! (wink)
Kaylee : Why are all these girls are winking at me?
Kiersten : Probally cause I told everyone your a Lesbian pretty funny huh!
Kaylee : You Stupid Bitch! How could you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee (wink)
Kiersten : Oh Steve you silly boo Kaylee is a Lesbian!
Steve : O Really I just didn't know sorry!
Kaylee : Kiersten SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Vanessa : Hey Kaylee! Mmm we should hook up sometime! (wink)
Kaylee : GOD DAMN"T IM NOT A LESBIAN!

by SlopNChop June 16, 2018