Definitions by SlopNChop
Stiffie
Craig : Your wife called me last night and was wondering where you were at?
Chad : Yeah I took Kiersten home after work she invited me in for a drink!
Craig : Must have taken a while you still weren't home at 10:30?
Chad : Yeah she brought the drink's into her living room naked and I got a Stiffie but she took care of it with a Blowjob which lead to some vigorous sex in her bedroom then I developed a massive load of cum in my balls and ejected it all over her face hair and breast's so I helped her shower it off and we fucked some more in the shower then I dried her off and brushed her hair she lit some candles and we kissed and cuddled for 2 hours.
Craig Too Much Information Dude!
Chad : Yeah I took Kiersten home after work she invited me in for a drink!
Craig : Must have taken a while you still weren't home at 10:30?
Chad : Yeah she brought the drink's into her living room naked and I got a Stiffie but she took care of it with a Blowjob which lead to some vigorous sex in her bedroom then I developed a massive load of cum in my balls and ejected it all over her face hair and breast's so I helped her shower it off and we fucked some more in the shower then I dried her off and brushed her hair she lit some candles and we kissed and cuddled for 2 hours.
Craig Too Much Information Dude!
Yummy Cummy
A sweet sticky goo that a man releases from his penis to pleasure his partner after a vigorous fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Now shower me in your Yummy Cummy please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmm YUMMY!!!
Chad : Hey there's more where that came from!
Kiersten : Awesome FUCK ME AGAIN!
Chad : Oh Baby!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Now shower me in your Yummy Cummy please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmm YUMMY!!!
Chad : Hey there's more where that came from!
Kiersten : Awesome FUCK ME AGAIN!
Chad : Oh Baby!
Yummy Cummy by SlopNChop January 18, 2017
Hot Carl
When someone eats a spicy chicken sandwich at Carl's Jr and has the shits for quite some time afterwards!
Sexual Intercourse
When the penis is injected into a vagina and pleasure occurs between two people results usually include std's & reproduction!
Chad enjoy's having Sexual Intercouse in Kiersten's bed but hates it when he get's her pregnant!
Chad has herpes but that don't stop him from having Sexual Intercourse with Kiersten!
Chad's wife rarely has Sexual Intercourse cause he's usually busy in bed with his girlfriend Kiersten!
Chad has herpes but that don't stop him from having Sexual Intercourse with Kiersten!
Chad's wife rarely has Sexual Intercourse cause he's usually busy in bed with his girlfriend Kiersten!
Sexual Intercourse by SlopNChop January 8, 2017
Sticky Sheets
Kaylee : So did you and Chad have fun last night?
Kiersten : We did Chad fucked me so hard and it was oh so good!
Kaylee: I bet you guy's woke up to Sticky Sheets this morning too!
Kiersten : Oh yes but that's his wife's problem!
Kaylee : Wish I had a maid to clean my Sticky Sheets!
Kiersten : We did Chad fucked me so hard and it was oh so good!
Kaylee: I bet you guy's woke up to Sticky Sheets this morning too!
Kiersten : Oh yes but that's his wife's problem!
Kaylee : Wish I had a maid to clean my Sticky Sheets!
Sticky Sheets by SlopNChop January 8, 2017