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Get the anti-directionalist mug.The annoying habit of activating your vehicle turning signal after you have slowed to a crawl and as you are already in the process of turning into a side road or driveway. This syndrome is most likely the result of a guilty conscience and fear of being labeled an anti-directionalist, one of the more dispicable groups of drivers.
Nice of you to finally clue me in on your intent. I almost rear-ended you, you post-directionalist swine!
by Slo Joe Jizz August 27, 2010
Get the post-directionalist mug.When a female stimulates a male by rubbing his testicles or licking the side of his cock while he is laying down and his cock is erect and pointing straight up, the "snow cone" occurs when the cum oozes out and remains on top of the cock, ready to eat.
by Slo Joe Jizz August 30, 2010
Get the snow cone mug.A woman who looks hot from the rear, but ugly from the front. The term is generally used when a man is fooled as he approaches her from the rear.
Boy, did I get tricked by a hotnot today. This chick I was walking behind had nice long blond hair, a great ass and a hot body. Then she turned around and not only hurt my eyes, but my penis just shriveled. She was an old wrinkly woman thinking she could fool guys by dying her hair and wearing clothes that showed off her hot ass.
by Slo Joe Jizz August 31, 2010
Get the hotnot mug.Short for "nerdy cute". A girl who has a nerdish appearance, possibly wearing glasses and resembling a librarian. The trained male eye can see past the nerdiness and get straight to the potential for hotness. A man who finds a nute often feels like he has found a hidden treasure and will fanatsize about taking her out of her nerdy shell and turning her into a sex maniac.
The nute ties her hair in a bun and wears those dark-rimmed glasses, but most men can see how hot she really is.
by Slo Joe Jizz September 1, 2010
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