cumtemplate

v. To think so much about entering someone's pussy that semen starts coming out of one's cock with nobody touching it. cumtemplating, cumtemplated

n. cumtemplation

As I was dancing close to her at the prom, I started to cumtemplate, causing an embarassing stain on the front of my pants.

by Slo Joe Jizz October 17, 2010

post-directionalist

The annoying habit of activating your vehicle turning signal after you have slowed to a crawl and as you are already in the process of turning into a side road or driveway. This syndrome is most likely the result of a guilty conscience and fear of being labeled an anti-directionalist, one of the more dispicable groups of drivers.

Nice of you to finally clue me in on your intent. I almost rear-ended you, you post-directionalist swine!

by Slo Joe Jizz August 27, 2010

anti-directionalist

A person who doesn't see the sense or importance in using automobile direction signals.

Man, I didn't expect that guy to slow down and make that turn. Anti-directionalist swine!

by Slo Joe Jizz August 24, 2010

forty-niner

A person who is not very bright but intelligent enough to feed himself and put on his own clothes. The names derives from being 3 cards short of a full 52-card deck.

Don't expect him to be rational. He's a forty-niner at best.

by Slo Joe Jizz October 19, 2010

pedocon

(n) A man who establishes a friendly relationship with a woman in the hope of getting an opportunity to establish a sexual relationship with her daughter.

(v) The act of establishing a friendly relationship with a woman in order to gain her confidence in letting you be alone with her daughter.

Sam: It seems like you have been spending a lot of time with that milf lately.

Ken: I'm just trying to pull a pedocon job. I'm hoping that it will lead to a chance to fuck her daughter.

by Slo Joe Jizz September 9, 2010

pegnacious

A woman who is flipping wild about cocks and knows how to stir a reaction from a cock.

Wow, Peggy. You so pegnacious!

by Slo Joe Jizz August 23, 2010