club dining

Going to a wholesale club for a free meal by filling up on all the free samples they hand out.

I'm kind of short on cash. What say we do some club dining at BJ's Wholesale Club? Yesterday, they were offering samples of lasagna, pizza, crackers and sherbet. The samples are tiny but after a few rounds, I had a complete meal.

by Slo Joe Jizz October 04, 2010

Santa spindle

When a man tricks a girl to sit on his lap in a position where his erection will eventually slide into her vagina.

Sit on my lap and I will give you a Santa spindle for Christmas.

by Slo Joe Jizz September 15, 2010

anti-directionalist

A person who doesn't see the sense or importance in using automobile direction signals.

Man, I didn't expect that guy to slow down and make that turn. Anti-directionalist swine!

by Slo Joe Jizz August 24, 2010

forty-niner

A person who is not very bright but intelligent enough to feed himself and put on his own clothes. The names derives from being 3 cards short of a full 52-card deck.

Don't expect him to be rational. He's a forty-niner at best.

by Slo Joe Jizz October 19, 2010

pegnacious

A woman who is flipping wild about cocks and knows how to stir a reaction from a cock.

Wow, Peggy. You so pegnacious!

by Slo Joe Jizz August 23, 2010

pedocon

(n) A man who establishes a friendly relationship with a woman in the hope of getting an opportunity to establish a sexual relationship with her daughter.

(v) The act of establishing a friendly relationship with a woman in order to gain her confidence in letting you be alone with her daughter.

Sam: It seems like you have been spending a lot of time with that milf lately.

Ken: I'm just trying to pull a pedocon job. I'm hoping that it will lead to a chance to fuck her daughter.

by Slo Joe Jizz September 09, 2010