Slippery Pete's definitions

the monkey

a 10 or face card in blackjack

The 10 and the face card is the monkey.

Must be said with cheesy chinese accent

by Slippery Pete December 30, 2004

bugwump

The act of placing the body in front of a fire hydrant and subsequently bending over. After a friend unscrews the top of the hydrant the strong stream of water pushes your anal cavity up through the mouth.

Man, I just got bugwumped!

by Slippery Pete May 1, 2003

whorts

Shorts so short the ends of the legs (the pant cuffs) rest on the inner lips of the vagina, or in the case of the gay male they cup the balls. Whores wear them, hence the term 'whore shorts' or 'whorts.'

My whore grandmother went out and bought her some whorts then solicited 'johns' on the street corner for two hours.

by Slippery Pete May 11, 2003

bonco

guy who resigned from the PC message board.

Bonco quit the PC message board.

by Slippery Pete December 10, 2004

fuck dumpling

One of those belonging to the male sex with an intense craving for ass. Usually lusts for the phallus, and talks as if his balls were in a vice.

What a fuck dumpling.

by Slippery Pete June 16, 2003