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Definitions by Sleepover Gang Party

Diordinance 

A rule or law that forces people to only wear outfits by fashion designer Christian Dior.
The boarding school announced they'll be replacing the current dress code with a diordinance.

Galloping yahoos

I got the galloping yahoos from that Chinese food last night

Pissing kittens 

When a woman is extremely angry.
My girlfriend was pissing kittens when she found out I was cheating on her with her Mom.

East Tennessee mating call 

When a man makes a rattling noise by shaking a pill bottle to get the attention of drug addicted women
The fastest way to get laid in a trailer park is give off an East Tennessee mating call and before you know it there’ll be a single file line of chicks outside your double wide.

Pissing kittens 

The female form of crapping-a-cat. When a person who has a vagina expresses their anger in an extreme manner. For example, using wild hand gestures while screaming swear words.
Mom was pissing kittens when she got home and noticed semen all over her new granite countertops.