Slappdat's definitions
No, it does not mean fuck me sideways. Nor does it mean fuck my school. It stands for Flight Management System. It’s what the pilots use to calculate weight and balance, performa- wait shit people did you really fucking define this as “fuck me sideways”? really? who says this? whoever wrote that, if you’re on my flight, i’m kicking you off and plugging one less passenger into the FMS.
“hey captain, i think we gotta do a max performance takeoff today still. what’s the FMS saying?”
“oh sorry, i was fucking a girl sideways, what were you saying?”
“oh sorry, i was fucking a girl sideways, what were you saying?”
by Slappdat October 1, 2019
Get the FMSmug. shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well
by Slappdat August 17, 2016
Get the lightning shitmug. a shit so enormous that most men don't live to tell the tale, although the ones that do usually lose most of their internal organs
I remember the day I took a colossal shit. my liver and lower intestine came out of me and so did 2 quarts of blood. they had to surgically remove my anus to let the shit come out. I am lucky to be alive today
by Slappdat August 17, 2016
Get the colossal shitmug. by Slappdat January 7, 2018
Get the cum blasted lobster loadsmug. When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once
by Slappdat October 4, 2017
Get the Two scoops for the price of onemug. by Slappdat September 19, 2016
Get the AfterShitmug.