No, it does not mean fuck me sideways. Nor does it mean fuck my school. It stands for Flight Management System. It’s what the pilots use to calculate weight and balance, performa- wait shit people did you really fucking define this as “fuck me sideways”? really? who says this? whoever wrote that, if you’re on my flight, i’m kicking you off and plugging one less passenger into the FMS.
“hey captain, i think we gotta do a max performance takeoff today still. what’s the FMS saying?”
“oh sorry, i was fucking a girl sideways, what were you saying?”
“oh sorry, i was fucking a girl sideways, what were you saying?”
by Slappdat October 02, 2019
by Slappdat January 07, 2018
a sexual innuendo referring to the act of giving sex. refers to some rough, unorthodox sex maneuvers.
by Slappdat September 19, 2019
by slappdat April 21, 2013
Similar to an alaskan pipeline, this move is when you start with anal, get some shit on the top of your dick, and stick it into the woman’s vagina.
Guy 1: “Dude Taylor let me give her a Muddy Pink Jammer last night, it was amazing, except there was a lot of shit on my dick. like golly there was poopy everywhere!”
Guy 2: “who the fuck are you?”
Guy 2: “who the fuck are you?”
by Slappdat May 28, 2018
shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well
by Slappdat March 03, 2016