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FMS

No, it does not mean fuck me sideways. Nor does it mean fuck my school. It stands for Flight Management System. It’s what the pilots use to calculate weight and balance, performa- wait shit people did you really fucking define this as “fuck me sideways”? really? who says this? whoever wrote that, if you’re on my flight, i’m kicking you off and plugging one less passenger into the FMS.
“hey captain, i think we gotta do a max performance takeoff today still. what’s the FMS saying?”
“oh sorry, i was fucking a girl sideways, what were you saying?”
by Slappdat October 1, 2019
mugGet the FMSmug.

lightning shit

shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well
john took a lightning shit and his lower intestines came out
by Slappdat August 17, 2016
mugGet the lightning shitmug.

colossal shit

a shit so enormous that most men don't live to tell the tale, although the ones that do usually lose most of their internal organs
I remember the day I took a colossal shit. my liver and lower intestine came out of me and so did 2 quarts of blood. they had to surgically remove my anus to let the shit come out. I am lucky to be alive today
by Slappdat August 17, 2016
mugGet the colossal shitmug.

cum blasted lobster loads

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.
You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”
by Slappdat January 7, 2018
mugGet the cum blasted lobster loadsmug.

Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once
Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!
by Slappdat October 4, 2017
mugGet the Two scoops for the price of onemug.

AfterShit

When you take a seriously hard shit and can feel the rumbles of it still in your colon
Ugh, I'm gonna get a serious aftershit after this shit.
by Slappdat September 19, 2016
mugGet the AfterShitmug.

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