BDSM Friday

When something bad happens in ordinary day to day life on a Friday that causes someone to grimace or cringe.
Nick: you excited the weekend is here?
Ethan: Not really. My mutual funds fell by 25% today.

Nick: Must be BDSM Friday on Wall Street.
by Slabshack November 27, 2018
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Husband Hunting

Husband Hunting

When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.
Mary Ellen: How did your week go?
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.
by Slabshack November 28, 2018
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Hope No One Missing Out

A passive aggressive term used towards someone else who might be missing out on an event or deeper social group dynamic.
Mother: What’s the latest gossip with the Church Dating Service Events?

Son: It is wild. Women throwing themselves at men and arguing over who asked who out.

Ethan: I am oblivious to this happening.

Bob: Hope no one missing out!
by Slabshack December 01, 2018
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Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene
Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.
by Slabshack January 10, 2019
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All Talk/All Action

A sleazy line used to seal the deal with trashy women.
Mother: How was your Saturday Night?
Son: Good. I used the All Talk/All Action line to seal the deal with some chick.

Sister: Don’t expect that line to work with classy women.
by Slabshack November 30, 2018
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