Slabshack's definitions

Half Prospect

A woman who a guy has a lukewarm interest in and not totally sold on.

Brett: I saw you talking to that girl Sara. What’s the latest with her?
Nick: Eh. She is a half prospect. I decided to get with the lawyer instead.

by Slabshack December 4, 2018

Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene

Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.

by Slabshack January 10, 2019

Romosexual

Someone who has a crush/hard on for Tony Romo

Joe: Tony Romo providing the analysis for the football game. I love listening to him.

Nick: You must be a Romosexual!

by Slabshack January 20, 2019

BDSM Friday

When something bad happens in ordinary day to day life on a Friday that causes someone to grimace or cringe.

Nick: you excited the weekend is here?
Ethan: Not really. My mutual funds fell by 25% today.

Nick: Must be BDSM Friday on Wall Street.

by Slabshack November 27, 2018

BOLTA

Stands for Best of Luck To All. Generally used to root for folks attending a Dating Service /Meat Market event.

Michelle: Where you going tonight?
Maria: Going with the girls to the singles club downtown.

Michelle: BOLTA.

by Slabshack January 22, 2023