Slabshack's definitions

Romosexual

Someone who has a crush/hard on for Tony Romo

Joe: Tony Romo providing the analysis for the football game. I love listening to him.

Nick: You must be a Romosexual!

by Slabshack January 20, 2019

All Talk/All Action

A sleazy line used to seal the deal with trashy women.

Mother: How was your Saturday Night?
Son: Good. I used the All Talk/All Action line to seal the deal with some chick.

Sister: Don’t expect that line to work with classy women.

by Slabshack November 30, 2018

Husband Hunting

Husband Hunting

When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.

Mary Ellen: How did your week go?
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.

by Slabshack November 28, 2018

BOLTA

Stands for Best of Luck To All. Generally used to root for folks attending a Dating Service /Meat Market event.

Michelle: Where you going tonight?
Maria: Going with the girls to the singles club downtown.

Michelle: BOLTA.

by Slabshack January 22, 2023

Hope No One Missing Out

A passive aggressive term used towards someone else who might be missing out on an event or deeper social group dynamic.

Mother: What’s the latest gossip with the Church Dating Service Events?

Son: It is wild. Women throwing themselves at men and arguing over who asked who out.

Ethan: I am oblivious to this happening.

Bob: Hope no one missing out!

by Slabshack December 1, 2018