Definitions by Skyjuice

Ballglazing 

The act of coating your balls with a shiny substance.

Yesterday I did some ballglazing in order to...in order to...uhh.

Ballglazing by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Mozarting 

Screaming while peeing in a public urinal as to make others frightened.

I went to the bathroom and there was this old man mozarting. I got so afraid that peed my pants while running out. All was well that ended well.

Mozarting by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Wordbusting 

The counterattack to mindfucking. It signifies reducing language to a level of fun and communication only, thus preventing philosophy and propaganda.

We'll get those mindfuckers in the end, thanks to our wordbusting.

Wordbusting by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Craption 

A newspaper heading that grabs attention to a worthless article.

That craption lured me once again.

Craption by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Riddler's Revenge 

Act of streaking in a mirror maze.

That carnival overcharged me, but I didn't mind, I had my riddler's revenge.

Riddler's Revenge by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Werestache

Person who's look changes completely when wearing a mustache, so much they can barely be recognized.

That day, when my brother came into the house and looked into my eyes, my blood frose: I learned he was a werestache.

Werestache by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Smurphobia 

The fear of becoming blue.

There are few diseases as rare as smurphobia.

Smurphobia by skyjuice December 30, 2008