Dickrest

Table on which a person lays their privates to relax them.

After running around all day I could sure use a good dickrest.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Brown Letter

A letter containing poo.

When she retired she mailed her ancient workplace, but didn't get her job back because they were brown letters.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Milfantasy

Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease.

Milfantasy occurences have increased phenomenally since the invention of the internet.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Slice and Fuck

The act of making an opening into a material or product and then proceeding to sexual intercourse with it.

Slice and Fuck: better than Fish and Chips.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Beethoven Nightmare

When one hears noises so disgusting they go deaf.

I was peeing at the urinal in a public bathroom with an ass orchestra playing in the cabins. It gave me a beethoven nightmare.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

russian tornado

When a girl takes the guy's penis between her hands, moveing them back and forth as if to light a fire with sticks.

My girlfriend gave me a russian tornado last night and I haven't unwinded yet.

by Skyjuice December 30, 2008

Gridfaced

The adjective describing someone who slept on their tennis racket.

Tom is gridfaced since last night.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008