e-tard

A person who is significantly behind the technology curve.

"My Mom is trying to make a Facebook account but I'm not worried, she's an e-tard."

by Skyfood January 20, 2010

sweaturrection

1. A second, mysterious reappearance of sweat after it was thought to be defeated.

"Damn it, even after that 20 minute shower I'm getting a sweaturrection because of this damn suit!"

by SkyFood July 15, 2009

suicideway

A particular stretch of road/highway that is so often clogged it makes you want to commit suicide whenever you drive on it.

"We should walk there. At this time of night Lafayette street is a suicideway."

by Skyfood April 04, 2009

locust

A city (especially New York) tourist, who despite only living there for a few months, continually tries to assert that he's a local.

-"Dude we should go to Williamsburg tonight that place is dope."
-"Jake, that's locust talk man."

by SkyFood May 22, 2009

doink

A physically weak teen/man who closely resembles a dweeb, but is constantly trying to be cooler than he is. Doinks don't have to be smart or computer-savvy, but must always be a a harmless loser. Much more endearing than tools.

"Did you see Superbad? That McLovin is such a lovable doink."

by Skyfood April 04, 2009

orangina

pronounced (o-ran-jy-na)

A girl's vagina after a good fingering, subsequent to eating cheetos.

The cheetos were delicious, but giving her an orangina made them spectacular.

by SkyFood October 07, 2009

blackwards

1. When a black person participates in an activity/event traditionally dominated by whites.

2. When a white person participates in an activity/event traditionally dominated by blacks.

1. "Jamal's favorite sport is polo? That's as blackwards as Carlton Banks."

2."Chip's trying out for the slam dunk contest? That dude's totally blackwards."

by Skyfood April 22, 2009