Sir Megan (The Megan)'s definitions

Eosophobia

The fear of dawn. This can be avioded providing the sufferer is asleep at dawn.

Great excuse to sleep in.

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 7, 2005

Cattle Man

An ordinaly farmer who lives along the Nymboiba River. Be has become a legend ever since 2004 when a school orientrreing group wandered onto his land unknowing.
He was transformed from an ordinary farmer asking them to get off his property into a vicious inbred farmer who accused them of stealing his cattle.

"Excuse me you're on my property, I can't have people on my property 'cause my cattle gets spooked and run away"

"'Ey you! get offa my property!!! You blinking cow poachers! You knows them kids gonna scare 'em, then make 'em run away. I'll shoot ya with my shot gun!!!"

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 6, 2005

cow pushing

The process of pushing a cow over while it is sleeping (standing up), this causes the cow to wake up when it hits the ground and give a hearty "Moo". The "Moo" can be delayed for about 6 secconds, depending on the reaction time of the cow.

I went cow pushing last night, yep sure did. Pushed Hafty right down the hill.

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 7, 2005

Megemmagail

A group of best buddies, made up of three people: Megan, Emma and Abigail. They are very random, and crack really lame jokes all the time.

Megemmagail have created three special days of celcbration: Emma smells day, Abi smells day and Megan smells day.

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 5, 2005

Barophobia

The fear of gravity.

You'd be screwed if you had that.

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 7, 2005

Cow fishing

see also
cattle man
cow pushing

i went cow pushing in cattle man's paddock, then he came after me for cow fishing.

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 7, 2005