Definitions by Siouxsie Supertramp

free range Chad 

A Chad, is a cocky asshole who destroys everything they touch. A free range Chad, disrespects every boundary you have, oblivious to the fact that people even have boundaries.

Me: He can you not name call? I don't like it at all
Him: I do what I want
Me: Stop being a free range Chad

free range Chad by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

emotional whiplash 

A sudden change in mood, either due to a narcissistic partner, someone trauma dumping on tiktok, or the fuckening happening really early in the day.

I was in such a good mood until I got on TraumaTok. I got emotional whiplash. Some people need to treat their secrets like they keep a social security number. Take it to your grave.

emotional whiplash by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

mission control 

The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.

Hey can I buy you a vodka cranberry?

No, I'm mission control tonight.

mission control by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

government colonoscopy 

A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.

Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?

I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.

government colonoscopy by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

Easter Bunny 

Easter Bunny is a term for a superficial, shallow women who seems so enticing at first. Upon further review, she's as hollow as an Easter Bunny.

She's so beautiful, but couldn't be more shallow if you tried. She's like an Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny by Siouxsie Supertramp September 28, 2023

Black Thumb 

A Black Thumb is the male equivalent of a black widow. It's a toxic, narcissistic man who is poisonous to everyone he encounters, much like Henry the VIII. His heart is black as the underworld, and he's as attractive as a thumb, hence black thumb.

Her: Are you still dating Killian?

Me: That guy is a black thumb, I'm embarrassed I ever dated him.

Black Thumb by Siouxsie Supertramp September 26, 2023

futon dick 

Futon dick

A guy who provides exceptional dick from his futon but doesn't have his shit together has futon dick.

futon dick by Siouxsie Supertramp June 14, 2023