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Have you seen Brianna? I don't even know how she can see the road when she drives. Her eyelashes are like a Venus Fly Trap!
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023
Get the Venus Fly Trapmug. A precautionary pee is when you go to the bathroom to avoid a possible stop that is less convenient later down the road.
Him: Hey - we're about to pass a rest stop. Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Me: I don't think so - stop anyways, I'll take a precautionary pee.
Me: I don't think so - stop anyways, I'll take a precautionary pee.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020
Get the Precautionary Peemug. When you need a break for any reason, but it not scheduled, but you need to take break, because, well, fuck you! take a fuck you break.
(In the middle of a no-joke hike
Me: Why are you stopping?
Her: I'm take a fuck you break, it that alright with you?
Me: Why are you stopping?
Her: I'm take a fuck you break, it that alright with you?
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 16, 2021
Get the Fuck You Breakmug. The homewrecker is the 24 to 30 pack of beer like keystone light. The alcoholism destroys the family.
Me: So how are things going at home.
Him: Not to good, it's only 11 a.m. and he just bought a homewrecker
Him: Not to good, it's only 11 a.m. and he just bought a homewrecker
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019
Get the homewreckermug. Stories that are over the top, possibly uncomfortable and embarrassing. It's based on the Friends episode, where Paul Rudd (Mike) takes Phoebe to meet his parents and she tells a story about how she has Hepatitis because a pimp spit in her mouth.
I was on a date and this guy was telling ridiculous stories about fighting, like being outnumbered 6 to 1 and using a baseball bat in fights, and I was just like, could we have less pimp spit stories please.
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 20, 2020
Get the Pimp spit storiesmug. Her: It's been a rough year, a breakup, lost my job and my best friend..
Me: Chin up, you'll land buttered side up! You always do!
Me: Chin up, you'll land buttered side up! You always do!
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023
Get the buttered side upmug. A paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Him: How was your day?
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 9, 2020
Get the tedious chaosmug.