baggage buffet

When you meet someone in dating that has so many issues, that's it's like a baggage buffet.
Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 07, 2023
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square dancing

Square dancing is code for married sex. Married sex is very unoriginal - You do this to me - 1,2, - I do that to you - 3,4
I need to get some strange. I'm tired of square dancing.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 04, 2021
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u-boat

A u-boat is someone who can have an invisible disability and go undetected for years, like a u-boat, or an underwater boat.
So in middle-age, I've been diagnosed with autism. While it explains a lot, I feel like a u-boat.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023
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mission control

The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.
Hey can I buy you a vodka cranberry?

No, I'm mission control tonight.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
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Rubik's cube relationship

A Rubik's cube relationship is a relationship that has gone south, typically with a narcissist. Trying to get the relationship back to where it once was, is like trying to restore a Rubik's cube back to its factory new condition. The relationship has flipped, and gone from the best thing that ever happened to you, to a total and complete nightmare.
Her: Why did you and your ex get divorced?

Me: It was a Rubik's cube relationship. It went south and we could never get it back to where it was, mostly because of the word salad, the loop de loop conversations, and total lack of accountability
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 03, 2023
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emotional blackout

Actions completed while terribly upset that you have no memory the next day.
Sorry I sent that email about your similarities to a person with narcissistic personality disorder; I don't even remember it. Must've been an emotional blackout.
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 25, 2017
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Mutually Assured Destruction

Mutually Assured Destruction is where two parties end up destroying each other in the end. This can happen at the end of narcissistic relationships
David and I's relationship devolved to a platform of mutually assured destruction. He nearly took my life, so I made sure to destroy his reputation. He took my money, so I took his. He cheated on me, so I cheated on him. We were both nearly destroyed by the end.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 07, 2023
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