Siouxsie Supertramp's definitions

Festivities

Festivities is code for having possession of cocaine that you plan on doing that night.

My neighbor Lori said she has festivities planned for tonight, which by the way means she has cocaine.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 9, 2020

President Shock Jock

President Shock Jock - Our president speaks like the shock jocks of the nineties.

Me: Did you hear that our President called some third world countries, shithole countries?
Him: That's President Shock Jock for you! He's like having Howard Stern for President.

Me: Is that good diplomacy?

Him: What do you think?

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

Fifteen Miles of Bad Road

When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road

Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp April 27, 2023

Second shift

Second shift is the tedious parts of human existence that you must complete after you have already worked a full day. This includes food shopping, paying bills, laundry, cleaning, etc.

Them: Hey let's go hit the pub after work today.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.

by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021

Kentucky Junior

Kentucky Junior is another name for Ohio. It is based on new demographics in Ohio and their voting record in the last election.

Him: Did you hear that Ohio is losing its battleground state status?
Me: Where did you hear this?
Him: I saw it on the front page of the newspaper and in a magazine. Our demographics now are lining up with Kentucky - KENTUCKY!
Me: So I guess that makes us Kentucky Junior?
Him: We really have to move!

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 6, 2020

Fly-sexual

A fly that is an equal opportunity offender in terms of being annoying and/or embarassing during televised appearances is fly-sexual.

Him: Hey, did you see that fly that kept bothering the VP during debates? It was all anybody focused on. It was hilarious!
Me: Did you see that there was also a fly on the Supreme Court nominee during the hearings!

Him: I goes this one is fly-sexual.

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 14, 2020

clawfee

When you have a white claw with your breakfast instead of a coffee, it's a clawfee.

Me: I'm stopping at the gas station for donuts. Do you need anything?
Him: I'm just going to get a clawfee.
Me: Not a bad idea...it's five o'clock somewhere!

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2022