My neighbor Lori said she has festivities planned for tonight, which by the way means she has cocaine.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 09, 2020

Set the table are the actions that precede sex that get you in the mood before having sex. Foreplay is the most important part of setting table.
Me: So has your sex life been? I hope he isn't one those guys that won't go down on you, but they expect it for themselves.
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 11, 2020

Nice to meet ya is a common phrase spoken by players meaning "I'm going to try to hook up with few drinks."
Him: Hey, Nice to meet ya - do you won't a drink. You look like you need a double..
Her (thinking silently - he said nice to meet ya
Her (thinking silently - he said nice to meet ya
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 21, 2021

Square dancing is code for married sex. Married sex is very unoriginal - You do this to me - 1,2, - I do that to you - 3,4
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 04, 2021

The sidewinder special is that one night of the week that you get to hook up for sex with a guy that has a particularly large cock.
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 19, 2021

Prosperity preachers preach in mega-churches. Their motives range from being highly suspect to downright unscrupulous.
Him: Can you believe Joel Osteen didn't open his church during that hurricane in Texas?
Me: What do you expect from a prosperity preacher
Me: What do you expect from a prosperity preacher
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 08, 2020

Mental termites are words or arguments that slowly chip away at your self-worth, hitting you exactly where it hurts. If your brain is getting mental termites from a relationship, you must be in a relationship with a narcissist.
Me looking in mirror - I can't even believe that he cheated on me and told me it was my fault because I had to work late. I improved his life in every possible way. Now all the bad memories are bringing me down like mental termites.
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 09, 2023
