Definitions by Siouxsie Supertramp
Fly-sexual
A fly that is an equal opportunity offender in terms of being annoying and/or embarassing during televised appearances is fly-sexual.
Him: Hey, did you see that fly that kept bothering the VP during debates? It was all anybody focused on. It was hilarious!
Me: Did you see that there was also a fly on the Supreme Court nominee during the hearings!
Him: I goes this one is fly-sexual.
Me: Did you see that there was also a fly on the Supreme Court nominee during the hearings!
Him: I goes this one is fly-sexual.
Fly-sexual by Siouxsie Supertramp October 14, 2020
Corporate Slavery
Modern day slavery in the workforce is corporate slavery is the mistreatment of employees by paying low wages and no health care. Typically you have a toxic manager that focuses on what you do wrong, which is minimal, but focusing on what you do well and does realize that you have a life outside of work. Often there is a point system for attendance, for instance getting one point for calling sick. You can only earn a certain of points if you call off for work, but you could be a single mother with sick children. Corporate Slavery has risen dramatically due to the decline of unions and "The Right to Work"
Me: Kathy just called in sick for today because when she woke up, her fiancee next to her in bed had died in bed.
Krystal: Can you believe Sheri's response to Kathy was that since it was unplanned absence she would earn a point. Then the boss told her she wouldn't paid for her bereavement time, because he was just a fiancee - not yet a husband.
Me: So wait - are telling me that Kathy won't received the paid bereavement because he was "just" a fiancee. I can't believe Sheri would even mention points. Like Kathy gives a shit right now.
Krystal: This is corporate slavery. Remember when the computers were non-functional and we had to show up to this damn cube farm all three days and just at a non-working computer.
Me: That was horribly boring! Right right this is just a form of modern day slavery. I hate it here, when do I get to time off during the day to be able to interview. It is almost impossible to get your time off approved.
Krystal: Can you believe Sheri's response to Kathy was that since it was unplanned absence she would earn a point. Then the boss told her she wouldn't paid for her bereavement time, because he was just a fiancee - not yet a husband.
Me: So wait - are telling me that Kathy won't received the paid bereavement because he was "just" a fiancee. I can't believe Sheri would even mention points. Like Kathy gives a shit right now.
Krystal: This is corporate slavery. Remember when the computers were non-functional and we had to show up to this damn cube farm all three days and just at a non-working computer.
Me: That was horribly boring! Right right this is just a form of modern day slavery. I hate it here, when do I get to time off during the day to be able to interview. It is almost impossible to get your time off approved.
Corporate Slavery by Siouxsie Supertramp October 12, 2020
sets the table
Set the table are the actions that precede sex that get you in the mood before having sex. Foreplay is the most important part of setting table.
Me: So has your sex life been? I hope he isn't one those guys that won't go down on you, but they expect it for themselves.
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!
sets the table by Siouxsie Supertramp October 11, 2020
like jujubees
Them: How are feeling after the surgery?
Me: I am in SO much pain. I'm taking my percs like jujubees.
Me: I am in SO much pain. I'm taking my percs like jujubees.
like jujubees by Siouxsie Supertramp September 24, 2020
Drunk Envy
Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.
Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.
Drunk Envy by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020
Precautionary Pee
A precautionary pee is when you go to the bathroom to avoid a possible stop that is less convenient later down the road.
Him: Hey - we're about to pass a rest stop. Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Me: I don't think so - stop anyways, I'll take a precautionary pee.
Me: I don't think so - stop anyways, I'll take a precautionary pee.
Precautionary Pee by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020
Decade Barrier
A decade barrier is when you are so broke that you can't afford a car that was made in the same decade.
Me: I just bought a 2017 Chevy Cruze. I haven't bought a car since 2006!
Them: That's great - you broke the decade barrier.
Them: That's great - you broke the decade barrier.
Decade Barrier by Siouxsie Supertramp September 5, 2020