VelociRapture

(veh-loss-ih-RAP-chur)

The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;

History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;

Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;

29But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 30and then shall appear the sign of the VelociRapture in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Velociraptor riding on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31And he shall send forth his Microraptors with a great sound of a battle cry, and they shall gather together his elect from the gates of Jurassic Heaven, from one end of Earth to the other.

by Sinful Divinity March 19, 2011

Cameltosis

When a person has been eating pussy and their breath stinks.

(guy 1) "Dude! You got major Cameltosis... Have a breathmint!"

(guy 2) "sorry man, I picked up this bar-whore and she was dirty as shit."

by Sinful Divinity April 29, 2012

Fo Shozzle

A synonym for Fo Shizzle; For sure; Slang for agreeing with something or someone

FO SHOZZLE!

by Sinful Divinity April 28, 2011

Afghanispanic

Anyone that shares a race of both Hispanic and Afghan origin.

That damn afghanispanic bitch messed up my order again!!

by Sinful Divinity April 28, 2011

Delarious

When you've stayed up for so long and you experience a state of delirium where you say the first thing that comes to your mind. Usually the person doesn't edit themselves and it's absolutely hilarious.

Ex: 1

Girl 1 "Oh my God and then Shelly was li...."

Girl 2 "You know what... you're a bitch and I don't really care what Shelly said, because I'm tired"

Girl 3 "Hah! That was Delarious! She really is a bitch!"

Ex: 2

Guy 1 "Hey I've never been in Virginia before"

Guy 2 "I hear it's nice and warm"

Tired Guy "Oh wow! I thought I was the only one who hasn't been in a Vagina!"

Guy 1 "Dude that was Delarious! We said Virginia..."

Tired Guy "That's what I meant... VIRGINIA... Duh... I've been in a lot of vaginas..."

by Sinful Divinity September 04, 2012

Plump Tulip

When a woman's vagina is swollen from not using enough lube during rough sex; Tulip is an English Oronym for "two lip" or female genitalia in this case.

"Man look at my vagina! You gave me a Plump Tulip! Next time we need to use more lube!"

by Sinful Divinity November 27, 2015

Pash

Abbreviation for Passion; When you hate something with a Passion

Oh god, I hate that with a pash!

by Sinful Divinity April 28, 2011