1. Your Dad's wife and a person so vile as to be without any redeeming feature that you couldn't possibly call her a "mom".
2. A step mother who has ulterior motives; see gold digger.
2. A step mother who has ulterior motives; see gold digger.
Person A: "So I hear that your Step Mom took over your father's Will when he died."
Person B: "Step Cunt... Don't ever call her a Mom."
Person B: "Step Cunt... Don't ever call her a Mom."
by Sinful Divinity February 28, 2016
When a female finds something either sexually arousing or expresses much interest in something (usually food) that a male would typically agree with.
Example 1
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl: omg that just gave me a theoretical boner!
Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl: omg that just gave me a theoretical boner!
Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!
by Sinful Divinity December 01, 2011
When you get molested and/or raped by a coach in the shower room. Odds are greatly increased if you're a male under the age of 18. Sounds similar to penetrated. Also can be used as Pennestation.
Boy 1 "I've got to go to football practice today, so I can't hang out."
Boy 2 "Make sure you don't hang out in the shower room and get Pennestated."
Boy 2 "Make sure you don't hang out in the shower room and get Pennestated."
by Sinful Divinity November 29, 2011
When a woman's vagina is swollen from not using enough lube during rough sex; Tulip is an English Oronym for "two lip" or female genitalia in this case.
by Sinful Divinity February 29, 2016
Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
by Sinful Divinity October 02, 2012
by Sinful Divinity May 20, 2011
FO SHOZZLE!
by Sinful Divinity May 20, 2011