Definitions by Sinful Divinity
Plump Tulip
When a woman's vagina is swollen from not using enough lube during rough sex; Tulip is an English Oronym for "two lip" or female genitalia in this case.
Plump Tulip by Sinful Divinity February 29, 2016
Step Cunt
1. Your Dad's wife and a person so vile as to be without any redeeming feature that you couldn't possibly call her a "mom".
2. A step mother who has ulterior motives; see gold digger.
2. A step mother who has ulterior motives; see gold digger.
Person A: "So I hear that your Step Mom took over your father's Will when he died."
Person B: "Step Cunt... Don't ever call her a Mom."
Person B: "Step Cunt... Don't ever call her a Mom."
Step Cunt by Sinful Divinity February 28, 2016
Cameltosis
(guy 1) "Dude! You got major Cameltosis... Have a breathmint!"
(guy 2) "sorry man, I picked up this bar-whore and she was dirty as shit."
(guy 2) "sorry man, I picked up this bar-whore and she was dirty as shit."
Cameltosis by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012
Paddle Boating
Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
Paddle Boating by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012
Line Dancing
When your about to sniff a line of drugs and your pacing back and forth because you know that once you do it, it's going to burn like hell.
Guy 1: "Dude, quit being a pussy and stop line dancing and just DO IT!"
Guy 2: "Fuck that dude, I know it's going to burn so bad that half my face will hurt!"
Guy 2: "Fuck that dude, I know it's going to burn so bad that half my face will hurt!"
Line Dancing by Sinful Divinity September 26, 2012
Delarious
When you've stayed up for so long and you experience a state of delirium where you say the first thing that comes to your mind. Usually the person doesn't edit themselves and it's absolutely hilarious.
Ex: 1
Girl 1 "Oh my God and then Shelly was li...."
Girl 2 "You know what... you're a bitch and I don't really care what Shelly said, because I'm tired"
Girl 3 "Hah! That was Delarious! She really is a bitch!"
Ex: 2
Guy 1 "Hey I've never been in Virginia before"
Guy 2 "I hear it's nice and warm"
Tired Guy "Oh wow! I thought I was the only one who hasn't been in a Vagina!"
Guy 1 "Dude that was Delarious! We said Virginia..."
Tired Guy "That's what I meant... VIRGINIA... Duh... I've been in a lot of vaginas..."
Girl 1 "Oh my God and then Shelly was li...."
Girl 2 "You know what... you're a bitch and I don't really care what Shelly said, because I'm tired"
Girl 3 "Hah! That was Delarious! She really is a bitch!"
Ex: 2
Guy 1 "Hey I've never been in Virginia before"
Guy 2 "I hear it's nice and warm"
Tired Guy "Oh wow! I thought I was the only one who hasn't been in a Vagina!"
Guy 1 "Dude that was Delarious! We said Virginia..."
Tired Guy "That's what I meant... VIRGINIA... Duh... I've been in a lot of vaginas..."
Delarious by Sinful Divinity September 4, 2012
Theoretical Boner
When a female finds something either sexually arousing or expresses much interest in something (usually food) that a male would typically agree with.
Example 1
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl: omg that just gave me a theoretical boner!
Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl: omg that just gave me a theoretical boner!
Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!
Theoretical Boner by Sinful Divinity December 1, 2011