Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself's definitions

hooking up

The act of giving drugs to another.

Some crack dealers must have really hooked up some of the losers writing definitions for 'hooking up'.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself March 22, 2004

new york yankees

A manifestation of everything wrong with sports... and life.

Major League Baseball should have two teams: the New York Yankees, and everyone else.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

Pronunciation: in'deesunt ik'spowzhur

Super Bowl halftimes should be used for analysis.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004

homer simpson

The modern Renaissance man.

Homer Simpson for President!

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

george carlin

Three steps above comedy.

The guy in the Greatful Dead t-shirt and the Fuck You hat agrees with me.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

going steady

A phrase you're more likely to find in a 17th Century dictionary.

UrbanDictionary.com and I are going steady.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

big chicken dinner

An event that I invited PETA to.

I feel like chicken tonight... PETA's official theme song.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004