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Definitions by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself

hooking up 

The act of giving drugs to another.
Some crack dealers must have really hooked up some of the losers writing definitions for 'hooking up'.

new york yankees 

A manifestation of everything wrong with sports... and life.
Major League Baseball should have two teams: the New York Yankees, and everyone else.

wardrobe malfunction 

Pronunciation: in'deesunt ik'spowzhur
Super Bowl halftimes should be used for analysis.

homer simpson 

The modern Renaissance man.

george carlin 

The guy in the Greatful Dead t-shirt and the Fuck You hat agrees with me.

going steady 

A phrase you're more likely to find in a 17th Century dictionary.