new york yankees

A manifestation of everything wrong with sports... and life.
Major League Baseball should have two teams: the New York Yankees, and everyone else.
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going steady

A phrase you're more likely to find in a 17th Century dictionary.
UrbanDictionary.com and I are going steady.
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homer simpson

The modern Renaissance man.
Homer Simpson for President!
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big chicken dinner

An event that I invited PETA to.
I feel like chicken tonight... PETA's official theme song.
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wardrobe malfunction

Pronunciation: in'deesunt ik'spowzhur
Super Bowl halftimes should be used for analysis.
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yo mama

Lowbrow humor at its finest.
Yo mama so old, Adam and Eve were telling mama jokes about her.
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whack

The word formerly known as "wack"
Spelling wack "w-a-c-k" is wack as hell.
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