Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself's definitions

yo mama

Lowbrow humor at its finest.

Yo mama so old, Adam and Eve were telling mama jokes about her.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

Pronunciation: in'deesunt ik'spowzhur

Super Bowl halftimes should be used for analysis.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004

whack

The word formerly known as "wack"

Spelling wack "w-a-c-k" is wack as hell.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

homer simpson

The modern Renaissance man.

Homer Simpson for President!

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

going steady

A phrase you're more likely to find in a 17th Century dictionary.

UrbanDictionary.com and I are going steady.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

big chicken dinner

An event that I invited PETA to.

I feel like chicken tonight... PETA's official theme song.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

new york yankees

A manifestation of everything wrong with sports... and life.

Major League Baseball should have two teams: the New York Yankees, and everyone else.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004