17 definitions by Simian Pachyderm
Most of those nudy dancers are one-way pole rotators. But that one over there can twirl both ways. I know she's amberdextrous cause I saw her.
by Simian Pachyderm July 24, 2009
"The boys from Ireland are arriving tonite. I'd like to line up some birds for them that won't waste their time if you know what I mean. Any thoughts?"
"Sure mate, get a white panel carpeted van and do a run to Newmeatmarket. You'll be sorted in no time."
"Sure mate, get a white panel carpeted van and do a run to Newmeatmarket. You'll be sorted in no time."
by Simian Pachyderm January 22, 2010
"How did you break your finger?"
"Fooling around in ba-jay-jay."
"Some chick snapped your finger when you had it in her va-jay-jay?"
"No idiot. Ba-jay-jay as in BJJ - brazilian jiu jitsu. But it was a chick who snapped it."
"Fooling around in ba-jay-jay."
"Some chick snapped your finger when you had it in her va-jay-jay?"
"No idiot. Ba-jay-jay as in BJJ - brazilian jiu jitsu. But it was a chick who snapped it."
by Simian Pachyderm April 8, 2010
"Damn, that Gerbilzinger is involved in another scandal? Sheeeeeeeeeetttt!!"
"That's right dirty dog. One of his archbishops had their ring kissed by Vaya Con Cornholio. Looks like another gerbil got zinged."
"That's right dirty dog. One of his archbishops had their ring kissed by Vaya Con Cornholio. Looks like another gerbil got zinged."
by Simian Pachyderm April 25, 2010
A trancelike state, artificially induced, in which a person has a heightened suggestibility regarding the need for foot orthotics.
After visiting a soothsayer in a shopping mall kiosk, that guy won't even go scuba diving without his orthotics. Practitioners of hypnorthosis sometimes take it too far.
by Simian Pachyderm July 27, 2009
The date rape drug cocktail women use on unsuspecting men.
It's a portmanteau from viagra and roofie.
It's a portmanteau from viagra and roofie.
The toxicology report came back positive. The victim was viagroofied. Next step is to file criminal charges against the offending women.
by Simian Pachyderm July 24, 2009
A person who is considered to be both exotic and psychotic. Outside of Thailand it's typically a female.
"That Sudanese girl is quite exotic and more than a bit psychotic."
"Dude man, it's just crazy dealing with psychexotic chicks. It can get pretty messy."
"Dude man, it's just crazy dealing with psychexotic chicks. It can get pretty messy."
by Simian Pachyderm January 30, 2010